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Posted 29 July 2009 - 12:33 PM

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 02:30 PM

Here is a link, for them lonely nights in, some of you guys will know this site, but if you don't........ then give it a go, you might get a surprise from time to time.

Chat with LB's live..........

http://www.livejasmi...sgender&type=40

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Posted 29 July 2009 - 11:19 PM

Great Pics Paul............another wee side trip to try and fit in.............. :roll:

That wee Sems getting cosy............. :wink:
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Posted 30 July 2009 - 05:34 PM

Day 13

Early the next morning we got up fresh as a daisy, and after the usual breakfast, bank etc, we headed off to a place I had not been since with Welsh Paul, when we went in a jeep. It was Buddha Mountain (Wat Yan), a fair drive from Pattaya on the bike, but never the less enjoyable. Check out the link;
http://www.thingsasi...ies-photos/2473

On the way there I past a couple of places, and ear marked them for a later date. After a long ride on the bike, we just hung out there for the afternoon and relaxed, before taking the long drive back. On the way back I was getting hungry, and noticed a guy barbecuing something at the roadside, with a sign ‘40’ baht. Stopped and sat down and ordered a couple, which I thought were piglets, and thought it very strange to be selling them, instead of fattening them up and letting them grow, to get the money’s worth out of them.

Sem didn’t pass any remarks, thinking I knew all about them, until she told me she stopped eating them a few years back, when they started putting pesticides and chemicals in the rice fields. So I’m sitting there trying to figure out why she was on about rice for when the guy didn’t even sell it. She went on about as they only eat rice in the fields, the chemicals get into the meat. So I’m still thinking about little piglets running around the paddy fields, when the guy planked two of them down on the table.

This is when I noticed the fucking tails on them, “Wait a minute! ………. What the fuck are these?” ………… “You don’t know?” ……….. “I thought they were piglets!” ……. “Piglets! ……….. They are rats …….. You stupid man” ……….. “Oh shit!” Now she’s pissing herself laughing and telling the Thai guy the whole story, and now they are both taking the piss out of me. So to save my embarrassment there was only one thing to do, and simply got stuck in, thinking the Thai’s eat them with out any harm, then so can I.

It turned out to be very tasty with the spices on it, and I enjoyed it a lot. So I asked him for another one without the spices, so I could taste the meal on its own. Sem asked, “Well what you think?” ……….. “Mmmmm!.... Tastes like chicken!” ……. “Fuck!..... all you farangs always say same, same…….. when you eat animal you never try before……. Tastes like chicken, tastes like chicken…….. baaaaaa ……… It tastes better than chicken!” She was also referring to the trip to the crocodile farm, when we went to eat, and I ordered two crocodile curries, which she never ate before, and said, “It’s very nice! …… it tastes like chicken!”

Wile we were sitting there, she explained that the Thai’s only eat 3 types of rat, but never the usual sewer rat. The first one they eat is the one I was sitting enjoying, which was the rice rat, which only lives on rice, which they catch thousands during the rice harvest. There is another one that only eats fruit, and tastes a whole lot different, and better. And if I can remember, I think she told me the third one only lives on nuts, and tastes different again. The lesson went down a treat, along with the rats.

On the way back we stopped at her bar in Soi 2, to pay the bar-fine, and I remember jokingly saying, “300 baht for old lady” ……. “What was that?” as I fumbled through my wallet. “Yes you should ask your boss to give me discount, for taking the oldest lady from the bar”. She went in laughing her head off, wile I sat on the bike outside. Then she came out laughing again, “I tell cashier what you say …………. She say don’t blame her, she only cashier ……… but you have right Paul, you should get 50% discount for taking old lady…… ha, ha, ha!”

When back to the hotel got showered and changed and when for a steak at the ‘Silver Dollar’, in LK plaza, then the usual circuit, with the ‘Malabu’, for cocktails and a show, then to Noi’s bar to show my face, and then Soi 7, to the Irish bar, then to John. And all the wile I was bringing up the prospect of a three-som with a LB. She seemed to be a little hesitant on the idea, although she did it before when a guy took back her and another girl, plus a LB. And I red into it that she done it only a very few times, or that was the only time. But without asking for any details, I knew when she did it once, she would have no problem doing it again.

She explained, as she had an asshole of a Thai husband, who treated her like shit, eventually trading her in for a younger model, leaving her with two kids, and not a penny from him. Yes the usual old story, hence the working in the Pattaya bars. And every time she looks at a LB, she can only see the ‘Thai man’ in them, and relates to them with her ex husband. So I explained in depth how I felt about them, and how I see only the feminine in them, which for the first time she understood.

She then said I could go short-time somewhere, and fuck a LB anytime I wanted, she had absolutely no problems with, then come back to her in the hotel. But I explained that I can do that anytime, but that wasn’t the goal, the goal was the sexual pleasure out of the three-som. So I left it at, we will do it soon, and she would have to forget the ‘Thai man shit’. So just before we when back to the hotel, we dropped in on Karl at the EZY, and had a few drinks with him. Taking her into a LB only bar, with all them beauties prancing about, letting her observe them a bit more as they played with the customers, and chatting to them, getting a bit more insight so she could get use to the idea. She did walk away with a different point of view with telling me back at the hotel, “They are very nice, and very beautiful”.

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 10:47 PM

Rice rats, fruit rats, nut rats..........aargh! Yer a braver man than me Paul...........thats fer sure!

Mind you, an LB/GG 3some..........I could pucker up the bottle for that!

Good tales mate........and I don't mean the fucking rats!

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 05:15 AM

Rice rats, fruit rats, nut rats..........aargh! Yer a braver man than me Paul...........thats fer sure!

Mind you, an LB/GG 3some..........I could pucker up the bottle for that!

Good tales mate........and I don't mean the fucking rats!

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Mad man more like it!......... but the way I look at it, the dutch over here are quite fond of eating rabbit.......... I don't see any difference in eating that than these particular rats. Your god only knows, maybe in a few years time, we all have to get use to eating things like these.......... but then they will probably put them on the endangered species list :lol:

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:06 AM

Hi Paul,

Having read the "Paultain experience", i knew what to expect from you...

Great attitude. Really nice report, well-written & informative.

One question: can you check this link & tell us if that's the "K" bank you mentioned:

http://www.pattayaph...m/?eCwRUEVskcdF


Thanks
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 05:14 PM

Hi Paul,

Having read the "Paultain experience", i knew what to expect from you...

Great attitude. Really nice report, well-written & informative.

One question: can you check this link & tell us if that's the "K" bank you mentioned:

http://www.pattayaph...m/?eCwRUEVskcdF


Thanks
Josh


Yes Josh that's the one outside the hotel, right across from a Siam commercial exchange, which I checked the rate there for a few days before going across the road, and always found it to be one baht more for the euro. There is another one just up the street a bit, facing 'Witherspoons', at the LK Plaza area.

It's called the 'K-Exelent exchange', but the Thai's nickname it the green bank, Sem sends her money home by the yellow bank, the Bangkok bank is the blue bank etc. etc. :lol:

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 05:43 PM

Day 14

Next morning was the usual routine, but I had to take her again to her bank, to send money home again. Now where to go today? I didn’t want to got too far and tire myself out, as it was party night at EZY, again hosted by ‘TG925’, and I promised Karl I would chip in for the food, so I had to make an appearance there for sure.

So heading south down the Suchumvit highway, the first stop was the ‘Snake Farm’, where we spent a couple of hours, watched a show, and had a meal of snake. It was OK but a bit ordinary for my liking, and couldn’t be bothered taking the camera out, after all if I wanted to get a photo with a snake, all I would have to do is sit at any bar in Pattaya, as sooner or later some snake tout would be around, “Mister! You photo snake naa”. But it would be a good and interesting visit for others.

After that I wanted to see the new ‘Pattaya Floating Market’, which I saw advertised on TV. I had a fair idea where it was, so from the snake farm I headed further south on the highway a good distance before reaching it. I liked the place, as it was full of little shops, temples and restaurants, and thought it would be the usual tourist trap, with the prices hyped up. But I compared the prices with items I saw in the Friday market, and it turned out to be the same, so I bought a few things there instead. I only saw two other farangs in the place the whole time, and mostly packed out with Thai’s, with a few other Asian tourists.
http://www.pattayafloatingmarket.com/

Walking around it we found a traditional style type of restaurant, which was a circular platform with a roof, with small little tables no higher than 20 inches, where you sit on the floor, and order what ever you wanted from 4-5 old ladies parked along side in their little boats, each one cooking one or two particular dishes that they are good at making. One of them was making my favorite stare fried mussels, so I didn’t pass that up. It was another hot day, and Sem took a silly hat with her this time, and I kept trying to tell her to take it off when I was taking photos, telling her she looked like a typical Korean tourist.

After that it was back to Pattaya, paying the bar-fine as we passed her bar. Then got three barbecued chickens from the guy outside the R-Con, and gave one two the security guy and the evening bell-hop, who are always sitting outside in the car park in the evening. And then gave one to the two maids to take home with them, and shared the last one sitting outside the room. I was amazed to realize that we had 3 meals each that day, the snake dish, the mussel dish, and the chicken, and cost only a total of 120 baht per person.

Around 9 ish we went into EZY, and there was a few BM’s already in, including TG925 who was busy talking to another. So as I didn’t want to impose on TG925 for a second night, and thought I’d spare him some expense as I’m not a ‘Balloon Chaser’, after all the man was more than generous four nights earlier in the La Bamba. So I slipped Karl a few bucks as promised, and then got a round in for everyone at the bar, but didn’t bother having a drink myself, but wile I was waiting on the drinks being served, so I could pay the bill, I did have a chat with some guys at the bar, and then quietly slipped away.

Sem and I had been discussing a three-som with a LB tonight, and came to an agreement that it would be better if we take one for just a couple of hours ST, just in case Sem was too uncomfortable with it. So I thought we would go to the VIP complex in Naklua, and pick a young one up from there, but as I headed that direction on the second road, passing Soi 6, I thought to myself why go all the way there, when I can pick up something in Soi 6, so I doubled back, making the mistake of going down Soi 3 the wrong way.

‘The Scam’

I got a few meters down the Soi, when suddenly a fucking cop sitting at one of the bars at the roadside, and seeing my headlights, jump out in front of me and flagged me to the side. Now the first thing he did was take the keys out, and put them in his pocket. It suddenly dawned on me it was not like the old days when he asked me for my driving license, “What license?..... I don’t have it with me” (I haven’t got one at all). Then Sem quickly butted in and said that she has one, but he wasn’t interested in it, I committed a traffic offence and therefore I would have to pay a fine.

Wile he wrote me out a ticket, I was trying to slip him 500 baht to forget about it, but he wasn’t having none of it, knowing to well he doesn’t know me, and could have him on corruption if he took the money out of my hand. No, no, he had a more of an indirect way of doing things, which was safer for him.

He handed me the ticket, and told me to go to the police station and pay the fine. I asked him for my keys back so I could do that. He told me to take a taxi, pay the fine, and take a taxi back and he will give me the keys back. I was actually laughing watching this scam in action, and actually enjoying it, and wondered what was coming up next. But Sem was fuming and laid into him for being such a prick over a little mistake, and asked had he nothing better to do.

Now sitting right beside the cop was a motorcycle taxi guy on his own, parked conveniently where the cop was handing out the tickets. The cop quickly calls him over to take me to the police station, and then the motorcycle taxi guy turns to me in front of the cop and says, “Sir! I can do that for you”…….. “Do what?”……… “I can go and pay the fine myself, so you can go on and do what you wanted to do ……… because you might be there 2 hours waiting in a queue”……… “OK, good! How much will the fine be?” ……….. “About 200 baht!”……….. “Well here is 500 baht keep the rest”. So I gave him the money, and the cop took back the ticket, and changed it to the taxi guy’s registration number, as if he made the traffic violation, then handed me my keys back, and walked away. Then the taxi guy asked me for another 60-80 baht for some reason, so I just burst out laughing, and said, “Fuck off! You have made 300 baht between the two of you ……. I’m giving no more” ……… “Oh! OK Sir”. He said smiling, and off he went in one direction, and off I went in the other, leaving the cop sitting at the bar, waiting for his next victim.

I kind of figured it was 500 baht well spent, just to see that scam in action, and gave me something to talk about, but it took a wile for Sem to cool down. As she was in a mood, I by past Soi 6, telling her that it was too early to take a LB for ST, as we only need her at the end of the evening, when we go back to the hotel. So I went to Soi 7 to John first, to have a few beers, where I told the yarn to the lads of what just happened, and sure enough that started a whole string of funny yarn about the cops for the rest of the night.

This gave Sem time to cool down, as I wanted her in the right mood for later with the LB. So as the funny yarns were flying, the happier she got, pissing herself laughing. And just before midnight we took off to Soi 6, had a drink in a couple of bars, but avoiding Pooks for obvious reasons, and ended up in ‘So What’ bar, and had a couple of drinks with Sunny I think her name was, and then bar-fined her.

Funny thing back in the loom, when we took turns to shower, first me, then Sunny, then Sem. Sunny and I were messing about on the bed waiting for Sem to join us, for about 20 minutes, and she hadn’t come out yet. So I went to the bathroom, “Have you fallen asleep in there girl?”………… “No! ….. I just thought I’d wait here until you’re done with Sunny” ………… “Sem how many is in a three-som?”…… (I could hear her bursting out laughing) …….. “Emmmm! ……… is it two?” ………. “No! Its fucking three ……….. Now get your ass out here girl, and join in on the party”. Sunny was laughing her head off too, but thank fuck she knew the score, as Sem climbed into bed, Sunny started on her first by caressingly giving her a massage, making Sem relax with her, and I put some porn on. It wasn’t long till Sem got really into it. Sunny must have staid about 3 hours, and then we paid her off as she left.

I ask Sem, “Well how did you like that?” ……… “Good! .... Now we are even” ……. “What? …… what cha mean?” ……… “Well! The last time you sleep with two ladies ….. Now I sleep with two men…. Ha, ha, ha”. So that made me think, I didn’t like the even score, so I would have to break it.

PS; I sent the complaint in by e-mail over the security thing at Schipol airport two days ago, and I have a letter from the Chief Executive Officer of the ‘Schipol Airport Authorities’ this morning, with a big apology, and a fucking miserable 20 euro gift voucher, telling me that me complaint was forwarded to the ‘Royal Immigration’ (who are in charge of security), and asked them to investigate and reply to me as soon as possible. All I did was copied and pasted what I wrote on the event, at the beginning of this thread, but of course telling them if I didn’t get a timely and satisfactory reply, it would be copied and pasted to a couple of major newspapers here in Holland and elsewhere. Fucking 20 euros voucher ………. I think it’s worth at least a free ticket to Bangkok…………. In’nt!
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:06 AM

I have'nt heard from 'Jacko' for a couple of weeks so I
hope he's OK

Jacko & Pete........ this one goes out to you!



This is the words;

Lyrics to Intervention :

King's taking back the throne
The people, they all grow
And choose what they want written on the stone
All quiet and alone

You can taste the fear
Lift me up and take me out of here
I know I wanna fight, I wanna die
Just tell me what to say

Working for the church while your family dies
Little baby sister gonna lose her mind
Every spark of friendship and love will die without a hope
Hear the soldiers groan
All quiet and alone

Something in the air
The people they all sit and stare
And tell me what they point to tell me where
And tell me…

Who's gonna throw the very first stone?
Whose gonna re-set the bone?
Sitting with his head in a sling
I hear the soldier sing

Working for the church while your family dies
Little baby sister gonna lose her mind
Every spark of friendship and love will die without a hope

Hear the soldiers groan
All quiet and alone

Sun, shine a light
Someone take me, teach me how to fly
And onto something for which I would die
But I just don't know what
And know I can taste the fear
Lift me up and take me out of hear
You make it all concise and clear
You know I'm gonna fade

Working for the church while your family dies
Little baby sister gonna lose her mind
Every spark of friendship and love will die without a hope
Hear the soldiers groan
All quiet and alone












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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:05 PM

Cheers Paul.........brilliant song and excellent video....... :wink:

Yon Jacko fella has escaped the madhouse last seen overnighting in Dubai on his way to the LoS................ :roll:
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:22 PM

Thanks for the info on the Floating Market......yet another daytime detour for me............. :wink:

Your info about Sunny has just answered around 6 different queries about a similar subject which has been on the Forum on a regular basis................perhaps she'll be busy............!

Great stuff as usual Paul............. :)
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw




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