bad neighbors?? wtf r u on. u mean the thai whores become bad in the noon day full sunshine and act morally only drunk and by the beach in the am hours? if u rent a room in a apartment complex like the one I posted above your niehbors are thai hookers, thai restaurant workers, essentially the same people u see day in an day out.
don't underestimate having a wi fi or pool or gym? u aware its 2013 and this shit is everywhere, internet worries lol.... living by the ocean in the tropics coming from fooking Norway or Alaska n your worried about a pool not missing out on a ocean swim? esp when they yap about 'outdoor culture'.
practically speaking cooking in Thailand usually comes down to a hour of work to save ten baht, aka u work for ten baht a hour on holiday, better u walk 30 feet n just save the labor. a kitchen for a breakfeast smoothie is about all u need, essentially a 300 baht blender fruit shake maker, done.
I think a one bedroom bungalow is perfect, u always want a room to close u off from other humans and this applices to your female or lb guest having the options to do this for themselves n shetter themselves from u even in your own place, this is humanity n quickly with n extra room u can have a free live in girl and cycle a few of them at a time, works in the west n east the same, girl gets free rent and thinks she pays her way by buying u fruit a few times a week or some chicken, well that an free-ish hoy.