A couple of weeks ago I had a week in Bangkok and a couple of nights in Udon. I had a bar LB with me for a couple of nights who just happened to be sleeping in my room. Who'd have believed it. So, twiddling my thumbs and wanting to squeeze as much activity into my week in LOS I ventured out to see what I would find
I came across a bar in soi 20 I think or thereabouts in Sukhumvit. To be honest I quite like the girl next door look and got chatted up by such an example who kept prodding my groin telling me what a big cock i had. Neither of us were really that deluded. I made her aware that if i was to bar fine her that i love kissing, she confirmed she loved it too and waggled her tongue at me like a Maori before a match. I thought, great.
Off we went like i was about to consume my first Turkish Delight, full of eastern promise. Well she took me to this secret door with no handle in a wall and led me up a dilapidated labyrinth into a room that was last decorated 40 years ago. I enjoy a bit of seediness sometimes but this was grim.
Anyhow, we get down to it, sort of. You know when you try to create static by rubbing two balloons together. That was the kissing,and she was making the same noise. There was no prising open those lips (her facial ones ). Well that fakeness killed it for me. For the first time in my outings in Thailand, I just couldn't get it up. And when I wasn't even allowed to look at her fanny, I decided that enough was enough. I put my clothes back on, chucked my money at her and walked off, wounded and pissed off.
The point I want to get across here is that every time I've taken a BKK bar girl, it's all been fun in the bar but such a big disappointment back in the room and it will take a real exception before I do it again. Whereas every time I've taken an lb its always been full on in bed.
Having said all that, I went for a massage and within an hour of the previous experience I was shagging a girl in her mid 30's, bloody tremendous it was. It must have been the Minnie Mouse outfit she was wearing. I'm not kidding. And within an hour of that I was back at the hotel giving the LB a going over and very nice it was too.
So,whilst I like to dabble on both sides, I always default to the LB's for their enthusiasm for sex. They've never let me down.
As an aside, another anecdote about GG's, when i go to a bar and they're plying me for drinks they often start up the conversation with "How old you" I always ask then to guess. I typically get anything between 32 and 38. I'm 45.
So this time in Udon whilst entertaining 3 GG's they asked me the same. So slapping 100 baht on the table I told them that the person who guesses the closest gets the 100 baht.
I got 48,52,and 56.
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