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[petesie]

Highly entertaining read me old mate...

Can you please come clean the coffee off my screen...

[BigTel]

The Pattaya Air Force still flying priceless Hoot

[thailover57]

You have a way with words - "but it was just the sound of the free lancers rubbing their legs together as I passed by."

Great report. And as for Ging, I had a very nice short time. She said, "I want you cum first." I didn't say no, was that okay? LOL

A side note - when I was with her in the bar and asked her name, she said @#$%. Couldn't tell what she said. So I asked her to spell it - I heard C-I-N-D. Could have been G-I-N-G. I guess way too many rock concerts in my youth. She was really nice.

[Bumblebee]

I considered calling down to the front desk, but thought this explanation might require lots of hand signal, me flapping my arms, wagging my butt, and making buzzing sounds. So I headed downstairs, did my best bee impression and got some help.

Brilliant Hoot, that gave me a good laugh, cheers.

[Alaskan Bear]

Reading you report and looking at your photos just brings los so much closer . if i could give you a + 10 i would. thank you

A/B

[Hoot]

A side note - when I was with her in the bar and asked her name, she said @#$%. Couldn't tell what she said. So I asked her to spell it - I heard C-I-N-D. Could have been G-I-N-G. I guess way too many rock concerts in my youth. She was really nice.

There's more than a few girls who's names I thought I had right, only to learn later it was something else. Shirly/Cherry/Sherry from famous comes immediately to mind...I think I've called her at least two of the three at some point or other, not sure I ever got the right one

[Hoot]

Thanks for all the comments fellas. I know this style report won't be everyone's cuppa, sometimes I'm not sure it's even mine. Good to see I haven't bored everyone to tears quite yet ;-)

[thailover57]

Shirley/Cherry/Sherry - I hear you. I spent some time playing pool with a youngster who said her name was ShirLEE. Turned out it was Cherry - so much for R's in Thailand.

[Hoot]

After bravely fending off the evil hornets with a courageous room change, I thought my bravado deserved an ice cold beer. I headed down to Pook Swan for a frosty treat. I saw the gentleman in question from the previous night and joined him for a beer and a chat. Soon learned it was our own Stonefre that I was talking with.

There were a few tall girls with silicone in all the right places that catch my eye. I undressed them with my eyes but not with my hands, deciding instead to head back to the hotel to clean up before the evenings festivities.

La Bamba was the next place on my itinerary. Things were quiet once again, this time I was the only one warming a barstool. Patty was in attendance and done up in full regalia. I actually like her au natural as opposed to full war paint...but I'm never disappointed either way. She was sporting what she called her 'lemon' dress, which of course was green like a lime.

We got a bit tipsy, and she posed for a few pics. I was sold, and decided to stick around a while longer.

[Bumblebee]

Thanks for all the comments fellas. I know this style report won't be everyone's cuppa, sometimes I'm not sure it's even mine. Good to see I haven't bored everyone to tears quite yet ;-)

Not at all Hoot. Best to just write as you feel it, comes out more natural. I look forward to you and Petesie's every installment at the moment, I think when you have put a TR together yourself you appreciate the effort the writer is making.

[onetruesaxon]

Patty is one cute girl and a dream to spend time with.

Enjoying your style of reporting.

[stonefre]

It was nice meeting you Hoot. Great report!