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[petesie]

For one so hesitant it's a brilliant start...some great lines there partner...can I use them?

Thanks for taking the trouble to title the photo's, it's an oft missed part of some TR's which is a shame as it's the perfect opportunity for those snappy one liners...

Keep it coming Hootster!

[boomdraw]

low season is the only season i like in thailand, buyers market, less people, cheaper and did i say less people

[Bumblebee]

Prologue
I'd like to impress you with stories of my awesomeness, pictures of the many girls I shagged, and the oddball adventures that I got up to. The truth is a lot less exciting. .....
.....I contemplated posting just the highlights of the adventure, but that wouldn't give the full color of the trip. Much like life, it had it's ups and downs. "It is what it is" as they say.

Fully with you there Hoot. Best to cover it all, the quiet moments along with the fun bits. Show the bigger picture rather than just the room action. Makes it feel more real that way I reckon. Looking forward to reading how you got on going solo.

[Hoot]

For one so hesitant it's a brilliant start...some great lines there partner...can I use them?

Thanks for taking the trouble to title the photo's, it's an oft missed part of some TR's which is a shame as it's the perfect opportunity for those snappy one liners...

Keep it coming Hootster!

Thanks buddy. I'm so sleep deprived at the moment, I'm just happy to put together a complete sentence.

[Hoot]

Fully with you there Hoot. Best to cover it all, the quiet moments along with the fun bits. Show the bigger picture rather than just the room action. Makes it feel more real that way I reckon. Looking forward to reading how you got on going solo.

I always enjoy reading about what others get up to on their holiday when they are not in the bars -- makes me feel like I am there as well. However when I recap my own adventures, sometimes I realize I'm one boring traveler.

[Hoot]

My wander took me across Sukhumvit where I ran into a couple of ladyboy street walkers plying their wares. I didn't get a good enough look the first time I passed by, so I decided to turn around and walk past them again. One of them was pretty cute, but I fear the day walkers. It's not natural for them to be out in sunlight...or maybe that's just vampires, either way I wasn't taking any chances.

I then ventured up the Soi where Gulliver's is located. That is where I found the guy with the official worst job in the world. He was neck deep in a storm drain trying to unclog it. I think I was in such shock that I didn't snap a single picture, but I wish I had. I'd pin it to the wall of my cube to remind me my cushy desk job isn't so bad.

It was nearing 5pm on my way back to the hotel so I decided to grab a seat on the rail at Big Dogs and watch the procession. The bar was deserted except for a few lost souls like myself, so I had my choice of seating.

Struck up a conversation with a fellow countryman seated next to me. We chatted for a couple hours and drank a few beers. He was even kind enough to point out a couple of ladyboy's on the way in...nice fellow, didn't want a newbie like me getting fooled. ;-)

[Hoot]

When the parade died down and darkness set in I knew it was time to return to the hotel for a little clean up. With the scrubbing up completed, the clock striking nine and I was headed out the door. Guess Bar was going to be my first port of call. I wanted to chill out before heading into the craziness of Nana.

I'd not been to Guess Bar in years. Actually the last time was when they were across Sukhumvit in the old location. When I dropped in this night, I found myself to be the only customer. I grabbed a seat at the bar and was immediately pounced on by the girls. They were actually queued up three or four deep. Each one waiting for the girl in front to be rejected so they could have their shot.

I finally decided to have Nan join me for a drink. I wanted to relax and have a few drinks and that is exactly what I did, except for part where Nan kept grinding in my lap the entire time. After a few beers and a round or two of grope and tickle, she wanted to leave because she was horny and I wanted to leave because I was hungry. First things first my dear. I paid her bar fine and we were on our way.

I don't know any places to eat around Nana so I asked for a recommendation. She said she'd eaten at the restaurant in the middle of the car park before with customer. I found it an odd place for a restaurant, but once up on the deck it is actually quite nice, and the food was good. Where else but Thailand will they build an open air restaurant in the middle of a parking lot.

The rains stayed away and I had an enjoyable meal and she sipped her orange juice in the cool night breeze.

[BigTel]

Good start to your trip report Hoot, like your style of telling it exactly how it is, looking forward to more of your adventure . Nan looks cute


cheers Amigo

[petesie]

Last one I had with braces got real passionate and just about chewed my lips off with the damn things...

Brilliant report with that slightly different angle on it..keep it up Hootster!

[soulboy]

she wanted to leave because she was horny and I wanted to leave because I was hungry.

Great stuff brother Hoot I look forward to your adventures with anticipation

[Pad Thai Boy]

Enjoying the report Hoot.

Like the day time thoughts and shots...........damn I'm missing
LOS at the moment,..... despite being summer in the UK