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, Sep 12 2010 11:50 AM
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#98
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:15 AM
tj, i though that as well 
oops
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#100
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 08:53 AM
Ever since this snow started the wife's done nothing but look through the window.
Do you think I should let her in ?
Do you think I should let her in ?
#101
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 08:59 AM
Rumour as it pandemonium was mugged and the guy gave him two options.
1 suck his cock
2 give him his laptop.
Glad to see you still posting
1 suck his cock
2 give him his laptop.
Glad to see you still posting
#102
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 10:53 AM
Young guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 shots of Jager and downs them quickly.
The bartender asks, "What are you celebrating?"
He answers, "My first blow job."
The bartender says, "In that case, here's one on the house!"
The young guy says, "Don't bother. If 5 couldn't get rid of the taste, I don't think another will help."
The bartender asks, "What are you celebrating?"
He answers, "My first blow job."
The bartender says, "In that case, here's one on the house!"
The young guy says, "Don't bother. If 5 couldn't get rid of the taste, I don't think another will help."
#103
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:03 AM
As the girl in McDonald's handed me my cup of coffee I noticed the words; 'Caution, may be hot' written on it.
I appreciated the heads-up but she was actually fat and ugly.
I appreciated the heads-up but she was actually fat and ugly.
#104
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:05 AM
I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him."
They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."
They might as well just say, "He's a dickhead, but you'll get used to it."
#105
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:05 AM
Police: "Protesters have failed to stick to the agreed route."
To be fair, so have the Lib Dems
To be fair, so have the Lib Dems
#106
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:07 AM
BBC News: 'Iran's Foreign Minister Sacked'
Correction, you mean he was 'Stoned'.
Correction, you mean he was 'Stoned'.
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:08 AM
Apparently there is now a cure for lesbianism,
Pharmacologists are calling it Tridixagain.
Pharmacologists are calling it Tridixagain.
#108
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:09 AM
Apparently the French are designing a new flag.
Its basically the same as the current one, only without the blue and red.
Its basically the same as the current one, only without the blue and red.
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