Today's the day we all have one thing on our mind.
"I wonder how much this piece of shit would make on Ebay?"
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 06:56 AM
"There wont be snow in Africa this Christmas time".
Obviously never seen a fucking picture of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Obviously never seen a fucking picture of Mount Kilimanjaro.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 06:58 AM
Seeing as it's 'Boxing Day', I'm taking Audley Harrison out drinking tomorrow.
£10 should be enough, he can usually only handle a couple of rounds.
£10 should be enough, he can usually only handle a couple of rounds.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 06:59 AM
Born without a penny to his name in a stable, surrounded by animals, with his 'virgin' mother and stepfather replacing his dad who he will likely never see...
Norwich is a magical place.
Norwich is a magical place.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:03 AM
Them Liverpool players looked like that TV series on Sky one - LOST
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:07 AM
Anyone who says Liverpool will get relegated to the Coca-Cola Championship is an idiot.
It's called the nPower Championship now.
It's called the nPower Championship now.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:08 AM
I was about to have sex with a Middle Eastern prostitute
Untill she told me she was the sex bomb
Untill she told me she was the sex bomb
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:10 AM
So let me get this straight.. Glee is a show about a Jew, a Black, a Chink, a Cripple and a Fag who dance around and sing?
Anyone else missing Hitler?
Anyone else missing Hitler?
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:13 AM
My Muslim friend was saying he was sick of stereotypes about his religion.
At least, I think that's what he said; it's hard to lip-read through the visor of my bomb-proof suit.
At least, I think that's what he said; it's hard to lip-read through the visor of my bomb-proof suit.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:14 AM
People often laugh when I tell them my dad is an Italian plumber. I can't figure it out.
It's probably why I never mention that my mother is a blue hedgehog.
It's probably why I never mention that my mother is a blue hedgehog.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:16 AM
The Jock Bloke in our work is a right idiot.
I walked in today and said "Alright, Ewan. How was Christmas, did your missus get you anything nice?"
"Aye, she got me a wii game for my Xbox."
Silly Cunt, Wii games dont work on Xbox.
I walked in today and said "Alright, Ewan. How was Christmas, did your missus get you anything nice?"
"Aye, she got me a wii game for my Xbox."
Silly Cunt, Wii games dont work on Xbox.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 06:17 AM
Did you hear about the psychic Eskimo?
Inuit all !
Inuit all !
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