It has been revealed Bernard Matthews died of a new, unknown sexual transmitted disease.
It's fucking fowl.
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Posted 27 November 2010 - 12:36 AM
Bernad Matthews has died..the news has really knocked the stuffing out of me!!
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Posted 27 November 2010 - 12:40 AM
Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Mathews jokes and shitty puns.
I'm off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
I'm off to Turkey for a couple of weeks.
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Posted 27 November 2010 - 12:41 AM
BBC News: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies.
A spokesman from the Turkish embassy was quoted as saying "Fuck off, you know he was English. Stop calling here, you're not funny".
A spokesman from the Turkish embassy was quoted as saying "Fuck off, you know he was English. Stop calling here, you're not funny".
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:48 AM
That Nani of Manchester Utd is a devious fucker.
I didnt know he was in J.L.S aswell.
I didnt know he was in J.L.S aswell.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:50 AM
Got invited to a party and got told i had to dress to kill.
Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and Turban wasn't what they had in mind.
Apparently a Beard, Robe, Backpack and Turban wasn't what they had in mind.
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:53 AM
My phone bill this week: £10
My wife's phone bill this week: £10
The look on Simon Cowell's face when he hands Wagner a £1m recording contract: Priceless
My wife's phone bill this week: £10
The look on Simon Cowell's face when he hands Wagner a £1m recording contract: Priceless
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:56 AM
Lynx Africa
The smell of poverty
The smell of poverty
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 06:57 AM
New Wiii game 'The Michael Jackson experience' .....
that's a game you dont want to unlock the bonus material on.
that's a game you dont want to unlock the bonus material on.
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Posted 29 November 2010 - 01:35 PM
I had sex with my wife last night.
I say my wife, it was in fact Audley Harrison's wife. But like, what's he going to do about it?
I say my wife, it was in fact Audley Harrison's wife. But like, what's he going to do about it?
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 05:13 PM
Why do they call the space on a womans body between her tits and her belly button a waist ???????
Because God could of put another pair of tits there no problem....
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Because God could of put another pair of tits there no problem....
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 07:00 PM
Thank God for venetian blinds......
(Wait for it !)
Otherwise it would be "curtains" for all of us.
HeHeHeHe
Cheers DK
(Wait for it !)
Otherwise it would be "curtains" for all of us.
HeHeHeHe
Cheers DK
Oh so happy when in LOS
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