Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" but what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glasgow man pipes up with .....
Was it "Ya Cunt"...?
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 01:11 AM
Final question at a pub quiz in Glasgow last night -
Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" but what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glasgow man pipes up with .....
Was it "Ya Cunt"...?
Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" but what were the second two?
There was a long pause then a wee Glasgow man pipes up with .....
Was it "Ya Cunt"...?
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 10:18 AM
I was up all night with my pet lizard last night.
Yeah, reptile dysfunction.
Yeah, reptile dysfunction.
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 12:46 AM
Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, lets play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 12:46 AM
BBC News: Kosovo PM may sue over organ claims
It's only a fucking instrument you Russian prick!
It's only a fucking instrument you Russian prick!
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 12:50 AM
News: 'Knife attack on Gay man goes wrong'
Must of been a Shit Stabber.
Must of been a Shit Stabber.
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:25 AM
apparently joseph fritzl is taking a cooking class in prison. after learning his talent while cooking for his family, he's really coming into his own.
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:26 AM
SSN: City expect Tevez stay
Well I expected a blowjob tonight, so I hope City are left dissapointed like me
Well I expected a blowjob tonight, so I hope City are left dissapointed like me
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:28 AM
Dogs aren't just for Christmas, they make excellent food, too.
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:48 AM
SSN: City expect Tevez stay
Well I expected a blowjob tonight, so I hope City are left dissapointed like me
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 08:41 AM
It's late and my son won't sleep. I've put a Liverpool game on.
He'll be asleep in no time.
He'll be asleep in no time.
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