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[Thailand-junkie]

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[Rossco]

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going in the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

So.......................





Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush!!!

[Rossco]

> REVENGE
>
> A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
> While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
> talking about this really great new drink.
> The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts
> trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
> After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
> The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a
> saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
> The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
> "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
> of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
> juice."
> So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
> He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
> He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
> He thinks - this is OK.
> Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it . In one second the
> sharp lime taste hits...
> . At two seconds the Baileys curdles
> . At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
>
> This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
> disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
> When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
> "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
>
> She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge"

[triat45]

Fucking hilarious!!!

Had me set in on the obvious trap (as a tequila slammer drinker)