The government has outlined plans to give every city in England a hyphenated name, like Newcastle-upon-Tyne.
I'm sure it'll go down well in Sunderland-on-Benefits.
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:33 AM
"Students protest at rise in tuition fees"
What they gonna do, go on strike?
Lazy, scrounging, lay-about cunts.
What they gonna do, go on strike?
Lazy, scrounging, lay-about cunts.
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:36 AM
if i set a picture of the US special forces as my screen-saver will it blow my laptop up??
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 06:38 AM
I've donated a good few hundred pounds to children in need..
...in Thailand
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 08:29 PM
A doctor from Israel says: 'In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicle, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he looking for work'
The German doctor comments: 'Thats nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person,, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he ls looking for work'
A Russian doctor says: 'Thats nothing either, In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work'
The US doctor answers immediately: 'Thats nothing colleagues, you are way behind us... in the USA (just over a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls... we put him in as President and now.... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!
This would be funny, if it weren't so true!
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Posted 04 November 2010 - 11:30 PM
Q. How do you fit four ladyboys on a barstool?
A. Flip it over.
A. Flip it over.
"there she was just a walkin' down the street..."
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 01:03 AM
'The Milky Bars are on me!'
Thanks for saving me the whole of 17p, you albino cunt.
Thanks for saving me the whole of 17p, you albino cunt.
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 01:04 AM
Yahoo:'Brits die sooner than Americans'
Especially if you're a British aid worker waiting to be rescued by Americans.
Especially if you're a British aid worker waiting to be rescued by Americans.
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Posted 05 November 2010 - 01:04 AM
I saw a group on Facebook saying 'Manchester United is my Religion, Old Trafford is my Church'.
I'm a Christian and I never go to my Church either.
I'm a Christian and I never go to my Church either.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:52 AM
George Bush: the only person to write one more book than he's read!
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:52 AM
I almost got caught watching porn at work, thank god for Party Poker.
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