Benjamin Franklin
Huge stoner. Do you know how stoned you have to be to think about electricity? When there's no electricity.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:01 PM
All these idiots who keep saying that Audley Harrison is going to get what he deserves when he fights David Haye don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
As if that lazy, talentless cunt deserves four million quid.
As if that lazy, talentless cunt deserves four million quid.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:03 PM
My favorite nocturnal animal is the hooker.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:04 PM
Love: Fancying someone even after having a wank.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:05 PM
It's a shame that 'Joseph Fritzl and the Chamber of Secrets' wasn't released, unlike that shit Harry Potter one.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:08 PM
Bloody Hell, The price of Lamb has skyrocketed in Wales.
Its now £5.95 Per Hour.
Its now £5.95 Per Hour.
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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:10 PM
I was reading the paper in the Barbers today.
Can't believe it's only 4 months till Christmas.
Can't believe it's only 4 months till Christmas.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:36 AM
I was going to go for a swim at the leisure centre last week, but abandoned the idea. The "S" had fallen off me Speedo's.....
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:39 AM
In North Korea, a dog is not just for Christmas... it's for Christmas dinner.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 02:41 AM
If strippers are now called
''exotic dancers'', then drug
dealers should be called
''exotic pharmacist''.
''exotic dancers'', then drug
dealers should be called
''exotic pharmacist''.
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:27 AM
If Hitler had his way, there would have been no banking crisis, and unemloyment would be at 0%... i'm just saying
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:28 AM
Bedtime with Gary Glitter - the only time Oliver Twist won't be 'asking for more'.
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