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#193
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Posted 24 June 2011 - 04:34 PM
Ah the Irish - [/img]
#194
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 09:45 PM
Awesome Petesie! And you're right. I was trying to go all over the place with my thoughts and never came close to that.
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 09:52 PM
Did a search so I hope I'm not stealing someone's joke.
LB visits America and goes to the bank to exchange money. They offer her 29 to 1 for her Baht. She goes home and the next week she returns to the bank for more money to exchange. They offer her a lower rate. She says, "I was given 29 to 1 last week. Why you change?"
The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."
She says, "What you mean?"
He says, "Fluctuations."
She replies, "Fluck you Americans and leaves!"
LB visits America and goes to the bank to exchange money. They offer her 29 to 1 for her Baht. She goes home and the next week she returns to the bank for more money to exchange. They offer her a lower rate. She says, "I was given 29 to 1 last week. Why you change?"
The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."
She says, "What you mean?"
He says, "Fluctuations."
She replies, "Fluck you Americans and leaves!"
#198
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 09:45 PM
Awesome Petesie! And you're right. I was trying to go all over the place with my thoughts and never came close to that.
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Posted 06 June 2011 - 09:52 PM
Did a search so I hope I'm not stealing someone's joke.
LB visits America and goes to the bank to exchange money. They offer her 29 to 1 for her Baht. She goes home and the next week she returns to the bank for more money to exchange. They offer her a lower rate. She says, "I was given 29 to 1 last week. Why you change?"
The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."
She says, "What you mean?"
He says, "Fluctuations."
She replies, "Fluck you Americans and leaves!"
LB visits America and goes to the bank to exchange money. They offer her 29 to 1 for her Baht. She goes home and the next week she returns to the bank for more money to exchange. They offer her a lower rate. She says, "I was given 29 to 1 last week. Why you change?"
The teller tells her, "Fluctuations."
She says, "What you mean?"
He says, "Fluctuations."
She replies, "Fluck you Americans and leaves!"
#201
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 09:55 AM
I was in the car with some bird last night, and the flirting was getting intense,
Shag me in the shit-hole she cried.
I said, 'there's no way im driving to White Hart Lane at this time of the night'.....
Shag me in the shit-hole she cried.
I said, 'there's no way im driving to White Hart Lane at this time of the night'.....
#202
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:00 AM
Tottenham have just announced plans to build a 90,000 all seater stadium, to rival that of Barcelona's
It will be called the 'Jew Camp'
It will be called the 'Jew Camp'
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:02 AM
What do Ryan Giggs and Carbon Monoxide have in common :?:
If undetected, they'll fuck the whole family
If undetected, they'll fuck the whole family
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:09 AM
Marriage Counsellor, to a couple contemplating divorce ~
'Tell me something you both have in common' :?:
Husband after a long awkward silence says, "well, neither of us sucks cock".
'Tell me something you both have in common' :?:
Husband after a long awkward silence says, "well, neither of us sucks cock".
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