What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 07:02 AM
So Murdoch stands by Brooks regardless ......to be fair if I was that old I'd be willing to spunk on a ginger's face!
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:42 AM
Free in today's News of the World - a copy of your own phone bill.
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:42 AM
So I hear Thailand has its first female Prime Minister.
Or has it?
Or has it?
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:45 AM
A meal for four for £5. that's why mums go to Iceland
An 18 year old bouncing on your cock for £10. that's why dads go to Thailand...
An 18 year old bouncing on your cock for £10. that's why dads go to Thailand...
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:48 AM
Sliced bread was invented in 1928...
Life must have been pretty shit before then....
Life must have been pretty shit before then....
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 10:22 AM
A bit like those last few jokes then... 
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 10:47 AM
oooooooh the hand bag has been drawn
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:22 AM
I just finished watching a Muslim-gangster film. It was called 'Scarfface'.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:23 AM
The world's newest country was formed today.
South Sudan has already gone ahead of Scotland in the Fifa world rankings.
South Sudan has already gone ahead of Scotland in the Fifa world rankings.
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:26 AM
Did Nostradamus get it wrong with his predictions and predict the end of the News of the World?
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 06:28 AM
BBC News - Liverpool fans on a high after getting Charlie
Typical scousers.
Typical scousers.
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