The Australian Floods have already killed 20 people with 49 people missing and presumed dead. It will cost Billions to restore all the damage and will take many years to heal the emotional scars it has produced.
On the up side though, at least the Hosepipe ban is over.
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 08:15 AM
As a highly concerned Australian, I'm certain I'm feeling exactly the same as millions of others in the wake of one of the most awful floods in the nation's history.
Wet.
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 08:20 AM
some australian songs, singing in the rain, a hard rain's gonna fall, i cant stop the rain, i wish it would rain, ahead in the rain, here i stand and face the rain, garden in the rain, and the old classic i'm only happy when it rains
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Posted 16 January 2011 - 10:31 AM
Sorry Panders....these are actually distasteful and many BM's will find them offensive... 
I know you mean well and the odd joke does make me chuckle but given the scale and sensitivity around their national disaster I don't think this is the time nor place for this latest batch of offerings.
I know you mean well and the odd joke does make me chuckle but given the scale and sensitivity around their national disaster I don't think this is the time nor place for this latest batch of offerings.
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 08:48 AM
Sorry Panders....these are actually distasteful and many BM's will find them offensive...
I know you mean well and the odd joke does make me chuckle but given the scale and sensitivity around their national disaster I don't think this is the time nor place for this latest batch of offerings.
100% agree, totally out of line............
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:18 PM
A group of ladyboys is having a day off when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For ladyboys Only." Since they are without their costumers and sponsors, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The ladyboys get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a ladyboy."
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The ladyboys get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a ladyboy."
A ladyboy is a kind of creature...that makes a txt saying...dont you trust me...and send it to 20 people... 
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 04:41 PM
Now that's funny 
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 10:29 AM
A young girl lays in a hospital bed in a coma, not expected to come out when one day during a routine sponge bath she lets out a subdued sigh of ecstasy when the sponge rubs up against her vagina...
With this turn of events the doctor's decide to try something new and call the husband to come right in....
On his arrival the doctors explain to him this is a long shot but they want him to go behind the curtain and perform oral sex with his wife.... the husband is somewhat bemused but agrees to do so......
After two minutes the doctors hear the girl flatline and rush in to find the girl dead...."what the hell happened ? , yelled the doctor.....The husband in shock looked at him and replied "she must have choked".....
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With this turn of events the doctor's decide to try something new and call the husband to come right in....
On his arrival the doctors explain to him this is a long shot but they want him to go behind the curtain and perform oral sex with his wife.... the husband is somewhat bemused but agrees to do so......
After two minutes the doctors hear the girl flatline and rush in to find the girl dead...."what the hell happened ? , yelled the doctor.....The husband in shock looked at him and replied "she must have choked".....
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Posted 09 February 2011 - 05:49 AM
"some see an erotic photo display, me i just hope the hot water soothed her ageing joints."
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