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[paultain]

Bloody hell Paul... that feckin breakfast looks amazing... ohhhh. I can almost taste it now..

Where I am, we dont get those kinds of breakfasts...

Do you know what Jacko, you can't get a breakfast like that here in Holland also. They slice the bacon too thin here, and you can't get a descent sausage here also. Believe it or not, my last years trip, I got some proper bacon and sausages at Tesco's in Pattaya and took them back with me to Holland.

By the way did you get my PM on here?

[paultain]

Bloody hell Paul... that feckin breakfast looks amazing... ohhhh. I can almost taste it now..

Where I am, we dont get those kinds of breakfasts...

I agree, ideally I'd like to see some Potato product involved, preferably a hash brown, but it's at least a 9/10

Top notch reporting Paultain, and a mouthwatering fry-up to boot

Ha ha Kim, still alive mate,
recovering from the trip, or are you still there?

Your right about the spuds though, but like they say "The dog's not going to eat all that".

Cheers buddy

[paultain]

Day 8 part 2

So after breakfast we crossed the street to change money which there was another ‘K’ exchange there, and was the best rate in town. Gave her a thousand, which she had no problem with, went to the Friday market first, and got her a dress, and a few bits and bobs, and as it was a hot day, I got myself a pair of ‘In’t half hot mum’shorts. Then took her to her room which was in Naklua Soi 19, so she could get a bag full of gear, and went back to the hotel to change. So I had my ‘In’t half hot mum’ shorts on and stood at the door waiting for her to get ready, and put a stick under my armpit stuck out my chest and shouted “Move ya selves, move ya selves”, where she hurriedly laughed and said the equivalent of, “Yes sergeant major saab”.

So ready for combat, we saddled my trusty iron pony, and headed out to the temple, paying her bar-fine on the way past Soi 2. It was much the same, except for a few additional laughs I had with her. First she didn’t want to ride the ATV’s, which was probably just as well after the Sony episode. So we first went to the shooting range, and she had three of the Thai guys there and I in stitches laughing when it was her turn to shoot. She was scared of the pistol, and when she took aim with one eye closed, pointing the pistol at the target. But when it came to pulling the trigger, she closed both eyes, and the more she slowly put pressure on the trigger, the more the pistol pointed up, and she ended up shooting straight up into the sky, with her eyes closed. The guy all pissed their selves laughing every time she took a shot, and eventually came over and gave her instructions. After she was done, she had tears streaming down her face, and I asked her was she crying, and she laughed and said, “No, but I cry when I scare”. And just before we left, the guys wanted to us to pose for some photos using our cameras.

Gave her a tour of the temple, telling her what was what, and then went down to the workshop. The thing I liked about Sem, any where she goes she would stop and talk to worker, and would talk for 20 minutes wanting to know everything about the place. And sure enough she stood there talking to a foreman, and found some interesting facts, which I didn’t know about. Even the cost of the wood, when she pointed to a 2 meter long log, and told me they paid 200,000 baht for it. It seems that is the main problem of the building of the temple these days, is the high cost of wood, and mainly relay on donations, and the 500 baht entrance fee, doesn’t really do nothing to keep it going.

Watched the dolphin show, and got her to go down and give the dolphin a kiss, and after she came back she had the tears running down her face again, “Now what? ……. Don’t tell me your afraid of the cute little dolphin” ………… “Yes but I think OK first, but when I kiss him I see he have many teeth …… and I get scare”.

Next thing was the Thai show, and when it came to the sword fighting, and pulling a volunteer up. They pulled up a young English guy up, which looked like he was a professional photographer, judging by his camera, and was taking photos of everything. When they pulled him up he was still clicking away, thinking he was asked to take some close-ups, and when they finally convinced him to swap his camera for a sword, I was getting a little bored with it. Until he took the sword, then he spread his legs and crouched down, with his arms stretched out above his head, with the sword in one hand, suddenly started to make the Bruce Lee cat noise, and just laid into the Thai guy, who was shitting himself, when the blades clashed hard and fast with sparks, the Thai guy was backing away, with fear in his face. Eventually the Thai guy couldn’t take no more, and turned to run, ending up being chased all over the place by the young English guy. It was funny as fuck.

We then sat out side and had a meal, she just had plain fried fish, and I had the best dish of Thai food there, for the whole holiday. I took the recipe back in my taste buds, hoping I could copy it back here at home. Sitting here is where I met a bunch of Dutch guys, a couple of them living only 20 minutes away. So we all sat there for a couple of hours and had a few beers, and a good laugh. Until the staff kicked us out at closing time.

We were both tired and didn’t want to venture out in that evening, but Sem suggested to buy some porn on the beach road on the way back, so that we could have a really good and long love making session back in the loom. So we got a couple of porn CD’s, then I got a couple of barbecue chickens, from the guy on the street outside the R-Con hotel. (best chicken in town) Gave one of the chickens to the maids, and had the other one between us, sitting at the table outside the loom. Then showered and whacked on the porn and had a horny night in.

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[ScottishLadyboyTerrorist]

Hahahahaha... What a craic matey..Loved it.

Yeah bud, I finally got your PM, something was up and I couldnt read anything.. Glitch sorted tho..

[kliome]

Back in UK for the time being Paul.

Hope to catch you again next time.

[onetruesaxon]

Paul your trip report just gets better and better.

a tip for you next time you go shooting tell the we lass

1) The position and hold must be firm enough to support the wepon

2) The wepon must point naturally at the target without undue physical effort

3) Sight alignment and aim must be correct

4) The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position

The marksmanship Principles may have been revised since i last used them nearly 20 years ago. Breathing out when taking the shot by sqeezing the trigger slowly will help as well.

[paultain]

Paul your trip report just gets better and better.

a tip for you next time you go shooting tell the we lass

1) The position and hold must be firm enough to support the wepon

2) The wepon must point naturally at the target without undue physical effort

3) Sight alignment and aim must be correct

4) The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position

The marksmanship Principles may have been revised since i last used them nearly 20 years ago. Breathing out when taking the shot by sqeezing the trigger slowly will help as well.

Thanks for the advice sax,

But I am a marksman and have been since the age of 14 (52 now), although the old sight is fading, but that is only for reading and the PC monitor, now using 2+ now just when I got back. But for distance I got an eye of a hawk. Even with that little toy, considering the distance, size of target, wind etc, I still got all 30 rounds in a nice group in the black center, and almost ripped it out of the card. I just let the Thai guys do their work, she would have understand them better than me. Anyway I was too busy laughing, and at the end of it all, she did manage to hit the target ......... well more than once

[petesie]

[quote name="onetruesaxon"]Paul your trip report just gets better and better.

a tip for you next time you go shooting tell the we lass

1) The position and hold must be firm enough to support the wepon

2) The wepon must point naturally at the target without undue physical effort

3) Sight alignment and aim must be correct

4) The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position


Does this work for shagging Ladyboys too............

[onetruesaxon]

she did manage to hit the target ......... well more than once
:

Good on her well done girl !

[onetruesaxon]

[quote name="petesie"][quote]Paul your trip report just gets better and better.

a tip for you next time you go shooting tell the we lass

1) The position and hold must be firm enough to support the wepon

2) The wepon must point naturally at the target without undue physical effort

3) Sight alignment and aim must be correct

4) The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position


Does this work for shagging Ladyboys too............ [/quote]

Try it out Pete let me know how you get on Never thought of it like that, only use them for pool and shooting now. But hey could try it later this year in LOS.

[paultain]

[quote name="petesie"][quote]Paul your trip report just gets better and better.

a tip for you next time you go shooting tell the we lass

1) The position and hold must be firm enough to support the wepon

2) The wepon must point naturally at the target without undue physical effort

3) Sight alignment and aim must be correct

4) The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position


Does this work for shagging Ladyboys too............ [/quote]

Ppppfffffff Pete you and you warped mind

Mind you it is funny when you look at the instructions that way