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[BigTel Pattaya]

Hi Udrees
Excellent report, felt like I was there the way you described the detail.

all the best

Terry

[duke007]

Brill stuff udress, would give you many "applause" if there was an emotion to do so

[matrix2]

Thanks for a very nice tr so far.
Regards:Micke.s aka Matrix

[thailover57]

Now that was a GREAT Christmas present!!!!

[slappy11]

Keep up the great work. Don't listen to what any crotchety old codger sez about the photos. I, for one, think they're great. Funny comment about those who post how many days, hours, etc until their next trip to LOS. Desperate bastards.

Oh, yeh, almost forgot... for me it's only 29 days, 14 hours and 17 minutes... but who the fuck's counting.

Please keep 'em coming until then.

[udrees]

First day I spent, visiting familiar places on soi’s after my first trip. People usually recognized me . At 10 pm began heavy raining. At first, I was trying to wait for it to stop under some shops. But after 20 minutes it was getting only heavier . Since I was on Second Road near Soi 9, it was not easy to reach Beach road . I was literally soaked by water . On my way back I entered to find some shelter in Stringfellows and Club 131 where drank some drinks. Rain didn’t stop, so I had to travel under it to my hotel. And when I arrived back on Walking street, usually boiling with tourists and bargirls, I stumbled upon magnificent Moji. She immediately recognized me and started blaming me “Why you not choose me ? First day I see you here, you said me you no take ladyboy. And then I see you go with ladyboy. Not beautiful. ” In my defense I replied “You also said me that you wait for me here at 3 am. When I come at 3 am, I don’t see you”. After short conversation, we moved to Jasmine. At first she said me to go first and she would join me in a lobby. Maybe she was afraid that LBs from Lita’s would notice her with me ?

There she appeared, holding her bag above her head to protect herself from rain. And in addition she had another dress. Maybe she changed her outfit, while visiting her room nearby . On a way to my room, I checked my e-mail. Moji, sitting on my knees, noticed pictures with familiar customers. She noticed photo of cyp73, auntony70 and entrox sitting together. Even with black stripes instead of their faces :o , she immediately recognized them. Her face changed in contempt and pointing her manicured finger in their heads, she claimed “He, he and he, take ladyboy too much. Don’t like when take ladyboy too much”. Special anger or disdain she felt toward notorious entrox. “He pervert. Only take ladyboys. No take GG. Take ladyboys too much”. And then she told me short stories about this experienced nightwalker. For me it was quite funny and amuzing to hear her stories .

Then she mentioned that she worked somewhere on a north in a beauty salon as a manicurists and occasionally arrives in Pattaya to earn money . Moji added she had thai boyfriend and sadly told that they lie too much and only have fun. :o Then in my room I found out that Moji likes farang music. She studied my smartphone, every music melody inside it and tested them. She showed me her photos from the time when she worked in Tiffany cabaret. As a Poy, she didn’t work there too long and also didn’t like that time and atmosphere among performers. :evil:



Looking at photos, it seemed that she knew all dancers from the show and from Miss Tiffany contest. In addition, on her mobile phone I discovered movie of two gays having sex. Later I watched as she showed this movie to her friends.

While I was drinking beer and watching “Braveheart” of Mel Gibson, Moji demonstrated me her drawing skills. Finding some scrap of paper and a pen, she drew picture of ladyboy and man fucking in a doggy-style position.

Moji was vain. She liked to pose and made several additional shots on her mobile phone. Then she put her mobile phone in my hand and requested me to record movie how she makes bj to me. Maybe she will also show this movie to her friends ? or to some of you, members of LB-69 forum ?













In one of days I came to Club 131 to participate on Batman’s party. There were several members from LB-69 forum. We had a delicious roasted pig, some salads and other meals . There for the first time I met with famous Franck. Always busy, taking permanent photo shots of staff working in his bar. :o

Later I attended striptease dancer’s contest going in Goldfingers. They also had free buffet with nice chicken, meat, spaghetti and more other dishes . I don’t know how judges selected the best dancer, for me they all performed very nice.



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Other days I was loitering among different bars on soi’s and Walking street.

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[udrees]

Usually in the evening I attended some massage salons for foot and thai or oil massage, sometimes with other sorts of massage. On our native forums people praised GG Boa, working in “Rut’s beauty and massage” on Second road near Soi 16. Usually they have permanent clients, so girls don’t sit outside the salon, inviting customers . At first, I was satisfied with her oil massage, but then I felt that she began to do careless work :evil: . Trying a couple of other salons, I thought that I should try LB, since they should have gentle but strong hands of former men. And certainly I found one which suited me well. Of course, it is not a secret that LBs are working in massage salons and you can often notice them sitting among GGs there. One day in the afternoon I walked by Beach road and stumbled upon Bamboo massage. There was sitting a tall LB, definitely LB. A day earlier I noticed her and asked is she LB or not. Now I asked her if she is working. She admitted and I ordered oil massage. We climbed on third floor, where I lay on a table and she massaged me. During the session, I knew that her name was JO, she worked in Bamboo massage without free days (she had one free day, but since she was lonely, she worked every day, or spend time gossiping with them in a free days) and also taught other people massage in Bangkok . She didn’t like to work in a bar and worked so in a massage salon. During her session, I felt the real strength of massage. I felt sometimes that GG had no power to stretch you fully :evil: , but Jo as a LB had no difficulties in this . So I began visiting her .



One day I went on Soi 6 street. Usually I didn’t walk there, since some people warned me about dangers on this street , that many LBs there are taking “yabba” :o . Maybe I arrived too early but the street was very quiet, comparing with Walking street. When I looked inside bars, there were no customers and all girls and LBs were sitting outside, attracting rare customers . Hi Boss bar was still there. On some other forums of pattaya-addicts people usually write fascinating reports about Soi 6.







After sitting in one bar, Red Point or Red light, I don’t remember the name, I moved to Tornado a-go-go, which stood on the intersection of Second road and Soi 6. I visited it with one member of LB-69 forum. We were almost the only customers for that time. Later we knew, that only 2 GG worked in this gogo, others were LBs. Usually they sat in front of a bar.







After having some beer, we moved to Walking street, where visited Polo entertainment , Happy a-gogo and suddenly entered Galaxy club, where only European girls work . My companion apparently had no idea that such stuff is expensive in Pattaya and invited me inside. The whole club looked very narrow and crowded by Indian or arab customers :evil: . In front of them on a small stage danced fully-dressed white girls. If we had any illusions about this place, they instantly vanished after we checked price-list. “Beer – 220-240 baht, Ladydrink- 350 baht” . You can afford it, am I speaking right ? Of course, right, we can afford it, but not in Thailand. Who would travel ten thousand kilometers only to visit Galaxy club and barfine fat white girl there ? :o On my opinion – that is the real perversion :evil: . Or maybe some people don’t look for an easy ways ?

Then we moved on intersection of Second road and Soi 2 near Sabai Dee body massage. There is an open-air beer bar complex. In the corner of a complex stands bar with LBs. Inside there were playing live music . Among bartenders I saw a couple of LBs and in bar certainly worked at least one LB. We played a strange game with dices and words .







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In a late night we arrived to “Family bar” which stands after Sabai Dee, not far from Soi 2. There were already a group of Taiwanese tourists. They occupied the big table and were sitting with some GGs and LBs. So we sat near the entrance and had a talk with some nice LBs working in a bar . After some time Taiwanese went away, not barfining anyone. “Cheap guys”, - as commented my companion. I chose LB (I don’t remember her name) wearing violet dress, since she behaved quite relaxing and was easy-going, passionate and funny. Even it was night, the bar still worked. We moved to Jasmine hotel and I had great fun with her .

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[udrees]

Next day I woke up very late in the afternoon and nearly missed my bus to Bangkok, since I was invited to participate in a swinger party there. But that’s another story.
Returning next day to Pattaya, I spent the evening, walking on Soi 2 bars and then headed to Naklua road. After fountain with dolphin statue there is some beer bar complex. I moved in baht-bus quite long and then came back, since there was nothing interesting on Naklua road further, just empty and dark streets and side-roads, everything seemed abandoned, except some oasises of lights in hotels . I came back to beer bar complex, feeling that I look like the only customer there :o . I suspect that main contingent of customers there consists of people living in hotels nearby. But there were also working some LBs in these bars, who danced on a bar. Since all place looked very quiet, I moved to Beach road and arrived to Club 131, where met with LB who said me that before she worked in Limmatquai bar but didn’t like that place. After drinking a little, I barfined her and we went to Jasmine hotel.







Every time I returned to Jasmine hotel, I faced indignant looks of LBs from Lita’s bar.





Once when I stood on a Walking street near Blue Ice bar, eating my fast-food for 50 baht, which I bought near Polo, I heard voice of man holding a poster . He was inviting customers in a bar behind him. As I ate my food, he stood near me and constantly screamed to a walking people: “Alko ! Alko !” After some time I finally realized he was screaming “Welcome ! Welcome !”

Next day in the evening I felt myself bad, but didn’t think I was ill. I had a headache and stomachache and at first I thought that I poisoned myself, while eating on a street. I ran inside 7/11, bought a bottle of water for 7 baht, drank it all, but didn’t feel myself good. I returned to my room and fell asleep, not checking calls on my mobile phone. Even next morning I continued to felt myself bad , but I thought it was a hangover, so I decided to overcome it through physical training . I got up, bought a bottle of water in 7/11 for 13 baht and sat on a ferry boat, going to Ko Larne :? . There swimming on Samae beach, I didn’t feel myself recovered, so upon my arrival back to Pattaya, I visited drugstore. After I put hand of a woman working there on my forehead, she declared “Fever”. So I bought some medicine. After taking some cure, I felt myself much better after 3 hours and even went to Soi 2, then returned to Triple X bar. LBs there were shy, not allowing to take pictures of them.









One of them wanted to invite me into toilet for a quick bj, but I still didn’t feel myself well, so I rejected .



After taking the second portion of drugs I felt myself recovered, so traveled to Stringfellows where met At. At first, she was flirting with a couple of Japanese tourists, but without luck. After 15 minutes they went away, so I invited her. When I asked why she didn’t go with Japanese customers, she answered “He have no power. I touch his dick. No power. He say he already cum two times today. He no power” . Even after buying her a ladydrink, she always ran away to dance around a poll :evil: . Then I barfined her and we went to my hotel . What surprised me that she could cum during fucking without any handjob. Must be she is having fun from fuck.

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Next day I again visited Stringfellows when noticed the same LB from my first trip – Moena. She told me that she performed in cabaret, that is why she didn’t show herself in gogo bar . So after some time I barfined her and we went to Jasmine hotel. She mentioned that tomorrow she is going to attend billiards contest in Bangkok, as I remember, in Cascades bar .

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The day before departure was hectic day for me . I woke up late, but had time to visit for the last time Ko Larne . Then I did the last necessary shopping, bought souvenirs, travel bag. I even made short session of thai massage and then visited Tiffany cabaret to make some short video of LBs there standing near fountain . I need to make video of one of them, whom my friend met on Skype and wanted to see her in real :o . Since I already took photos with many of these pretty dancers, now I didn’t intend to do it, but they approached me and some of them began asking for a date, asking for my phone number. Shit, that it happened in my last day.

Then I had only about 1400 baht left when I entered hairdressing salon on North road, near intersection with Second road. I wanted to buy some wig for carnival at home, but didn’t find anything suitable. But noticed this LB. She was living above the salon in a wide room. She offered her “services” for 300 baht. It should have looked suspicious, but being in a hurry, I didn’t pay much attention to it. :evil: Properly speaking, I suppressed the voice of mind and intended to have a very short-time. She was post-op. At first, she made me massage, but mainly on my legs, which my mind also found suspicious. Then we went to the shower together and she closed the door. Since I left my condoms in a hotel, we could practice only bj. After I left her, I looked inside my wallet and found that I lost additional 500 baht. I didn’t know where exactly I lost it or probably spent somewhere. Again I recalculated all my shoppings for this day and certainly couldn’t figure out how I could spend excessive 500 baht. And my senses had only one answer “you didn’t lose it anywhere or spend on somewhere. She stole the money and you just don’t want to face this fact”.

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It was quite late, I was tired and running out of time. Before I planned to go on Soi 2 into gogo bar, where girls in white dresses dance in windows and barfine the waitress I liked, however “Man proposes but God disposes” . Plans have changed, I thought since it is the last day, I still don’t feel myself healthy and had no intention to get money from credit card and anyway tomorrow I should wake up at 7 am in order to reach Suvarnabhumi, I decided to sit in, if I am not mistaken, Malibu cabaret on Soi 9, have a drink and then go to sleep. I watched the show, while actresses constantly asked me for a short-time.

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There I met once again Mimi. She returned from Chiang Mai where she stayed with her boyfriend in fashionable hotel and visited many sightseeings. Then we visited small night market on North road where had some supper and bought different fruits . After it we went to my hotel, though I warned her that I am short on money and tomorrow we need to wake up very early .

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The last trait – in the morning I had 120 baht left to have some breakfast in Suvarnabhumi :evil: . When I entered dining-room there, I found no money in my wallet. But now my senses were calm. Probably, I missed them in cyber-room in Jasmine hotel when took documents from safe there.

So thus ended my travel to Thailand. Upon arriving home, again I felt another flash of fever and had + 39 C and recovered one week . Before leaving Pattaya, I visited bookstore and bought some books like “Third sex”, “My name Lon…”, “Even thai girls cry” which I read during my flight. Strange, but after second trip, my fever for Thailand vanished . Now I feel myself quite indifferent :wink: . I am not passionately crossing days on a calendar, not talking about Thailand, rolling my eyes up . Maybe I will visit this country once again in the future , after all it is nice place for recreation and rest and has many sightseeing for almost all groups of tourists. But after all, “A man cannot live by bread alone” and Thailand can’t be the only country in the world to have fun. I don’t know but I didn’t lose my head of Thailand, like many people . Maybe I didn’t meet that “Amazing Thailand”, hehe
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Since my first trip, when I arrived to Suvarnabhumi and Bangkok, my first question was “So where are those famous smiles ? Why then Thailand is called Land of Smiles ?” I am still asking this question for myself. Haha, and when I asked Poy, while walking in Fantasy world “Why are you not smiling ?”, I received very logical answer “Smile ? For what ?” Hmm, like in every other country .
GGs ? Well, very tickling question. Reading reports of many tourists returning from LoS, where hundredth of GGs were rolling on their erected dicks , I expected more . Hmm, no miracles. God created all men and women by similar scheme . Rules of attraction are all the same in all countries . I don’t mean commercial sex workers subject, though it also has its unpleasant moments.

Thanks everybody for reading my report, I hope you enjoyed my memories about this beautiful country.

[yellowmenace]

Great report! Looks like you saw and did just about everything (and everyone).

[ken2145]

Great report, your report was the best xmas gift i had in a long time. Keep up the good work