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#13 udrees

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 12:29 PM

nice start to your trip
looking foreward to more TR's as your stay progresses.
Paris sounds like a lot of fun. Is she really tall?


She must be 6'1 or 6'2.

i doubt that Paris is that tall.
i am about 180 cm and she was not taller than me on pics.
i think she is maybe 177-178 cm tall.

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:08 PM

Damn, I'm on the forum of giants here.
Keep in mind LBs usually wear heels so that gives them a little boost. Looks like I may have to invest in some platform shoes. :)

Donnykey, no offense taken. I was just having a laugh. :lol:
I don't mind being short, it makes flying economy a hell of a lot easier.

Things are really slow in Pattaya right now. 2 years back I visited in Sept. and I was here in late Oct. 3 years ago as well as last year, and I have to say this is the slowest I have ever seen Pats. No complaints, I love it. Part of the reason I avoid Bangkok is the crowding and the seemingly retarded civil (traffic) engineers. I have read quite a few reports from bar and restaurant owners that keep saying the low season isn't so bad this year. I guess the few that are here must be dropping a bundle. I know I seem to burning cash at the moment.

All of your comments are appreciated.

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 04:10 PM

Like the trip report.

Paris looks tall as she wears big high heel shoes which adds about 3 to 4 inches to her height. As she is so slim and statuesque she does look tall. Good choice.

As a resident of Pattaya I can confirm that this year has been ultra quiet. Most venue owners have had a tough low season and are hoping that November will pick up. One reason is that beer bars multiply and they are all chasing the same dollar. Walking St has 49 GoGo bars. So part of te problem is just oversupply - I spotted a new beer complex under construction near the Amari/Dolphin rotary - crazy.

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 02:59 AM

Day 7

I should be asleep, I should be in the ICU, hell I should be dead and gone to Pattaya. I’m not competitive, but Automorph’s trip report did inspire me to go the distance (it’ll make more sense as you read along).

After Paris I took a break, it was such an enjoyable experience I guess I wanted to just bask in those memories for a few days. So I did a bunch of shopping, ate some good food, got several Thai massages and just eased into the lifestyle. Being away for a year, it was taking me a while to get used to just talking provocatively to a woman I didn’t know. My masseur, for example during the second massage started telling me how she spent 6 months in the states with this rich restaurant owner who wanted to marry her, but she decided not to. I think there’s a bit more to the story because she talked about how American men were approaching her everywhere and that her boyfriend was always watching. Then she broke into a spiel about enjoying being in Pattaya because she doesn’t have to sleep with men but can go with who she likes. I think that was a hint that I could ask her out, but I never mess with a good masseur. The point is that she revealed the average Thai woman’s mind. They all can’t go with total strangers the way go-go girls do but they are horny and don’t take that much convincing.

On day 6 I started feeling ‘the vibe’ so I went for soapy, which was okay, it is what it is. I do think it ranks as one of the strangest occupations and I wonder who invented it; perhaps some Chinese emperor long ago.

That night I checked out Heaven Above a go-go (soi diamond); lots of cute tiny girls. There were 5 or 6 girls I would have been happy to BF. I took 36kg Lee (I think she looks like a mini Moo) and it was so-so. She’s very intelligent and has a sharp business mind, but too much of a pro for me.

This afternoon (day 7) I was feeling a bit horny so I stopped in New Star a go-go (soi diamond) and BFed another tiny thing named Oy. Really sexy but a total rip off; do not go to this place they pad the bill and just try to weasel anything they can. I tried to dispute the bill but wasn’t getting anywhere. The way I look at it, they lost a customer forever and I’m going to try and warn as many people as I can about them.

Well, my walk on the “light side” was extremely disappointing and I have noticed a changed in the bargirl attitude again since I’ve been away. Slowly but surely they are becoming more and more like escorts in the west, which in my opinion are a total waste of time and money; $250 for rushed, impersonal sex where you can’t kiss, lick or choose your position. I had my fill of GGs time for some real women.

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 03:03 AM

Okay enough on to the good stuff; the plan for my evening was hit Stringfellows, Club 131, then back to walking for Lita’s, and Linda’s. Well, as soon as I walked through the curtain Doy greeted me; I had chatted with her a few days earlier but didn’t go in. Oh quickly joined her and they began to molest me. I wasn’t feeling horny at all and my plan was just to have a few drinks at these places but when these girls started in on me all plans went out the window. We were all totally making out right there in the club, Oh even unzipped and started licking me. It was pure bliss. Of course, I BFed them and we made our way upstairs, it was great fun and was my first time with 2 woman (actually all doing it together). Those 2 are a handful but I think I did okay (I asked them about posting these pics).

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 03:05 AM

By the time we finished it was about 11 so I thought I’d just drop into 131 to say ‘hi’ have drink and then head to Lita’s to relax and socialize. I stepped into a fairly dead 131 and there’s Nicky right in front of me. I was literally stunned, 10 min. earlier I was in bed with 2 gorgeous amazons and now this angel. I collected myself enough to ask her if she wanted a drink as she was walking away. It took me about 5 min to compose myself and then I explained that I had seen her on the internet, read the stories and wasn’t expecting to see her. After chatting a while I further divulged that I had just come from Stringfellows and wasn’t sure if I could BF her tonight. What does she do? “I’m going to go dance.” she says, her wallet still on my table. She goes upstairs, strips down to her panties and starts to grind away on the pole. Okay, Nicky I’m BFing you tonight. I take her back to the Galaxy Suites, nice clean simple short time rooms right off Walking. Nicky is sooo sweet, cute, humble, natural (except for the big fake tits) it didn’t seem real making love to her. She gives fantastic head and has an incredible rear, but it was like suddenly being transported into a porno. She really is so beautiful that I was dumbfounded; “This is really happening I kept telling myself.”
I guess that’s why I needed to file this report tonight so I could confirm it and finally crash out.

Just a final note about food; Zen (in RGP 4fl) is the best Jap. food I have had in Pattaya, everyone knows about Shenanigans but their new location in the Ave. is huge and the steak sand. is tender as butter, Café New Orleans (pattayaland 2) has improved immensely the specials are truly top notch.

TBC

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#19 Automorph

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 04:29 AM

Rockin' report thus far YM.

Glad to have provided any of amount of inspiration, and am happy to help. Sorry to hear about the downer experience on your "walk on the mild side", but it only goes to demonstrate the power and appeal of LB's.

You have more than made up for it with Nicky, Doy and Oh. Great pix and I so totally can related to "stepping into a porno" feeling when you realize just how great your action is.

Keep on, keepin' on and I'm eagerly awaiting your future installments!!!

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Posted 27 October 2007 - 05:18 AM

Fantastic reporting there YM with a fine use of photos to aid your story. Especially looking forward to some more of the same :lol:

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Posted 28 October 2007 - 05:49 PM

Thanks, Pentire. Going to the go-go competition at Goldfingers tonight so should have some great pics.

Day 8

Had a very nice time meeting Rossco and touring around to a few LB bars. We hit 131, triple X, and then Lita's. It wasn't a hunt as I was exhausted from my previous 2 days of debauchery and Rossco seemed to have found a special someone who was occupying his thoughts. Good conversation and an all around decent guy.

As other reports have indicated, Lita's was the highlight of the evening. Karl and Lita are excellent hosts and the atmosphere is so friendly it's difficult to leave. Karl is the music master, he keeps this cozy little bar rocking late into the night. Thanks also to Tata and Faa for keeping me company even though I was clear that I didn't have the strength for a BF. Some great bars and fantastic people in the scene, although I'm feeling it a bit this afternoon as I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking.

TBC

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Posted 30 October 2007 - 02:47 AM

. Walking St has 49 GoGo bars. So part of te problem is just oversupply - I spotted a new beer complex under construction near the Amari/Dolphin rotary - crazy.

what a surprise !
where are all they hiding ?!
i demand the full list of GoGo on Walking street :D

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 12:18 AM

Day ???

Christ, lost track of the days already.

Sorry, I've been away from the net for while; took a jaunt up to BKK but wasn't there for the ladyboys, although saw them in most of the open bars in Patpong and everywhere on the streets. I swear LBs are taking over BKK.

I stayed at the Strand Inn (Patpong) which is a very stylish short time hotel; each room is decorated in a different theme. A room with a jacuzzi is only 1800 BHT.

As Rossco mentioned in the LB Venues section, we went to Sally's Bar in Jomtien last week. Here are the pics of Dow doing her dance of hot wax.

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 12:23 AM

Day ???

After Sally's Bar but before I left for BKK I had to see Nicky again. She is so feminine that other LBs are starting to look like surly construction workers to me. Just can't seem to get enough of her.

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