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[yung havok]

I think about wild days in the north, lots of motorbykes and windy dirt roads, raw anal sex, and now gays everywhere celebrating equality. I want to get back on the road even a couple of stops in krungthep and beach rd. Im still sponsoring a ladyboy, hes stayed on the farm and done everything i told him to. Hes put on weight and stayed out of the sun. Hes drinks a "cant be good for you" cocktail of hormone pills. Last time we were separated for 6 months i told him to cease and desist with the hormones mainly because i wanted his cock hard when i returned, and i was also turned on with how firm and toned his body got. probably from all the farm work, sowing the rice seeds and walking buffaloes around. Now hes softer and curvier and ditzy and bubbly. He was like this when we first met,thanks to hormone injections, except alot thinner from all the ice, and a little death around his eyes. Hes girlier since, Ill have to give him cialis to make up for it. Im touched that he has actually made good on his promise, ive tamed the wild animal so to speak. Its cost me some money sure, but a pittance relatively speaking. Theres a part of me that fears ill get bored when i return to issan, sure somewhere down the road i could see myself living on a huge farm in issan, a fortress of solitude,with a ladyfuckboy for sure but a simple life with a pickup truck and a couple of dogs and rifles, and some fishing rods. Buying 12 40s of leo for 500 baht, its a life i could get used to, id make arrangments with the ladyboy to bring me fuckboys all the time. In the meantime im compiling a register of ladyboy phone numbers, i want like a 1000 numbers, does anyone want to barter intelligence, we could trade line ids like baseball cards. I remember about 5 years ago before the chat app and facetimes and dating sites someone from the old forum gave me a number of a ladyboy in khon kaen,i remember a few years ago on a trip to bangkok i loaded the number on a 500 baht thai burner,that i lost in pattaya. The thing about this ladyboy was he had the biggest cock ive ever seen on a thailadyboy. Sure ive seen bigger cocks in the pantheon of my considerable porn intake but you could probably count the number on one and a half hands. Anyway i dialed the number 5 years ago but the ladyboy didnt speak english and i was in bangkok , a little later i lost the phone and that was that. A few days ago i found the number in an old word file, the text read " khon kaen sledgehammer" and a string of numbers. I almost flipped i grabbed my smart phone and added the number, i waited for some kind of notification but there was nothing, zero.

[rxpharm]

yung havok, always interesting to read your posts! You don't have to ban your ladyboy from taking hormones - if you ask her to stop about 1 month before you visit, she'll be functional enough for you when are arrive. I am not sure you could convince her to supply you a bunch of sex buddies now you've sponsored her for a while, but one never knows!

 

As for your old contact, lbs change their sim cards fairly often, so it really isn't a surprise that the number may not be working. If you're using a smart phone in the US, try installing Line and Whatsapp, if that number is still being used by the "khon kaen sledgehammer" and she is using whatsapp, it will add her to your contacts.

[yung havok]

a little silicon to take that ridiculously flat thai nose and make it into something like the girls on tv .12000 baht. He blames me for the way his nose came out. He says he sucked my dick so much in the weeks after the surgery that his nose got skewed. As a kind of consolation i told him i had my nose broken in a fight years ago. immediately i remember the morlam concert we went to a few nights after his surgery and running off into a field during the show and him sucking my dick with two black eyes, and puking inside his mouth over and over. It was a plot of land for sale about the size of a soccer field it was only 30,000 baht. He showed it to me, earlier in the day, said i should buy it and we could live there. If i stayed we could live here.

[yung havok]

Near the beach, spent a few days together years ago, kinda went crazy with the surgery and ice, looks kinda strange now, i remember being with the darling in pattaya and parting ways over him trying to weasel out of a reaming. I had just left his building when i saw this old flame, he was working at a massage place with another ladyboy i recognized that had blown me a few months before. I gave the one in the picture 500 plus 100 to blow me upstairs. He kinda turns into a zombie while giving head and lets you do anything. I used to fuck his head for hours a day a few years ago. I remember the next day being with my ward and having to walk past the massage place and a few ladyboys screaming a bullshit name i gave the pictured ladyboy years before.

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[wardmoob]

I loved how u said u ''used to fuck his head for hours a day'

 

so proper. proud of u

[yung havok]

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This was the first ladyboy where the myth was realized. we spent nearly 10 days together. He used to lie on his back and get facefucked, halfway through i would feel a hot load hit my back, and continue fucking his mouth until i finished in it. He used to say i was the first guy he ever ate come for. All i could do was laugh. Then we'd go into the shower and id piss all over him. We never left the room, he was always a mess his hair and his eyeblack and hed just put on a ton of lipstick. He was so stoned off of xanax all the time, i was eating a shitload of them to. We ate at the big c on pattaya klang everyday around 6 pm. And get back to the hotel as fast as possible and sleep and fuck and 69 all day. He licked my ass all the time. I also sucked him off in a public restroom.

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[goodenough]

Your vivid way of telling the tale makes me long for LOS, thanks for sharing   

[yung havok]

So we agreed on 6000 a month its 2015 and the sick buffalo is a distant memory, but the theory is the same.  I made a nose for her, and the silicon became a complication, 6000 baht, she compiled a 200 dollar debt playing cards, the juice is running, her brother got arrested for selling ganja, i must mention that ive always been a sycophant of the mary jane, in point of fact i smoked a j behind my car at winding hills golf course today, whilst my brother and father were paying in the clubhouse. 18 holes, head in the clouds, thoughts thousands of miles away , northeastern issan to be exact. His cock, his ass. The motorbike, the farm, the ducks, his grandmother, the father, no way out. The raw deal, its not easy being a ladyboy, i know. Life goes on you're  not the only one.

[Surin Nix]

"Mary Jane" as it's known among hoodlums and syncophants is highly addictive and can lead to consumption and reefer madness, especially amongst those inclined toward congress with the gaze.

Best keep a wide berth.

...or share.

[wardmoob]

Cambodia beats Thailand on the jane that's for sure, and when Cambodia finally gets going if it can keep its jane status ''happy'' as the pizza it sells then I see a rosey future sport shagging and my lips will be inhaleing the mary and beckoning my camboidan becky's with ''Khmer come here''.. and leaveing the ''c you when you c me'' behind in thaiville.

 

c= slang in thai for fucking

 

 

lots of Thai's are in the monkey house for miss mary j. and her wonderful psychedelic vagina's, but they can with bribes be let out. .  .

 

 

when in Thailand stick to booze, that's my advice.

[yung havok]

you have to speak to thais like you are making a business arrangement its the only language they understand, "you do this i give you that" , "if you act this way, i can do for you", "ok you want, you take care me later". and by take care i mean, think desensitized homoerotic perverted sexual imagery. just think how thais smile like retards everytime they finish bargaining in the market, its probably the only thing that makes them happy, the illusion of gain.

[yung havok]

i told him to stop taking hormones, it wasnt the first time. we will reunite in october. I asked him if he knew why im asking him to stop taking hormones. He got very shy and covered his mouth as if he were trying to hide someth8ng then he said you want to see my cock, then i asked him if he understood that i enjoyed his cock and he said yes, then i asked him if he likes giving me his cock and he said yes. This development made me quite happy these last few days.