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[Drongo]

Hope you have not already had thes3 posted! Tried to get offloaded at Bangkok for some fun, but failed ...Damn . Some of you guys are so lucky!

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Paddy says to Mick,
"Christmas is on Friday this year".
Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th
then"

[Drongo]

Seven wheelchair athletes
have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for
WD40.

[Drongo]

A mummy covered in chocolate
and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .
Archaeologists believe it may be
Pharaoh
Rocher.......

[Drongo]

The sailing results
are in: USA took gold, GB took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from
Weymouth.

[Drongo]

In
the first few days of the Olympics, eastern europeans took gold, silver, bronze,
copper & lead.

[Drongo]

I've been charged with
murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough
him up a bit.

[Drongo]

Maybe only Brits will get this!

Jonathan Ross has been
accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk
he was prepared to take.

Thats it, no chance of getting to Thailand at least till July and then probably Cambodia!

[thailover57]

Saw him hosting Penn & Teller Fool Us and wondered how he had a TV job with that speech impediment!

[jesuschrist]

Ten things men know about women:

1. They have a vaginal opening.
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10. Oh, and tits!

 

[jesuschrist]

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[thailover57]

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