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[thailover57]

Not sure where this belongs. An Ad for a push-up bra.

 

http://hahanice.com/...e-a-push-up-bra

[Woof1]

Inflatable Bra

 

Not a Joke Really.

Saw this first in Seoul, as my local guy has his spouse working for a company making this.

Couldn't help it, asked him to show me this "Inflatable Bra" was real, so sure enough, next lunch time, we went to the Mall

and he showed me a shop that did have them.

I said, Come on I want a closer look, and someone to translate.

So in I went followed by a "Blushing Korean" and went through the drill,

You have Blue, No Straps, Push ups, etc etc, to which the Saleslady did answer, and my Korean Friend translating changing colors from pink to Crimson Blue as I went.

She (The Sales Lady) finally lost it when I popped her 2 questions:

    - Do you have my size and

    - Can I stop at a filling station to adjust them to 38DD

We were kicked out shortly after, but the kick was my Korean friend asked me if I was really serious.

Couldn't find the real deal on the net, but here's a You tube clip with the idea

 

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKu2n2YeSs

[batman4ever]

Found this one on facebook... it DID bring a smile on my face

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[batman4ever]

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
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.
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"Bloody predictive text! Sorry, I meant "wifi", not "wife"."

 

 

[thailover57]

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from whatyou are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,
'99'.

The old guy obeys and says, "99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, "99".

Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins,

"One...

two…

three…"

[thailover57]

Funny pic
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[thailover57]

This one is for Jimbo. Maybe you want to start selling these.  image.jpg   49.95KB   0 downloads

[Master-Bates]

Mick and Paddy were walking down to the pub when they came across a dog licking its nuts. Mick said to Paddy, "I wish I could do that" to which Paddy replied "why don't you ask him!

[jesuschrist]

 

 

The world wildlife fund asks for £3 a month to sponsor a tiger and will send you regular updates about your animal, the BBC charge you £145 year to sponsor a paedophile and don't send you a fucking thing...

 

[batman4ever]

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[thailover57]

An Asian woman visiting the USA for two weeks needs to make another trip to the bank after the first week to exchange more money. When she gets it, it's less than what she got the last time and she's not happy. She asks the teller why, and the teller says, "Fluctuations."
She yells back, "Well, fluck you Americans!"

[Drongo]

Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of
humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip
recession.