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[Hoot]

Fully with you there Hoot. Best to cover it all, the quiet moments along with the fun bits. Show the bigger picture rather than just the room action. Makes it feel more real that way I reckon. Looking forward to reading how you got on going solo.

I always enjoy reading about what others get up to on their holiday when they are not in the bars -- makes me feel like I am there as well. However when I recap my own adventures, sometimes I realize I'm one boring traveler.

[Hoot]

My wander took me across Sukhumvit where I ran into a couple of ladyboy street walkers plying their wares. I didn't get a good enough look the first time I passed by, so I decided to turn around and walk past them again. One of them was pretty cute, but I fear the day walkers. It's not natural for them to be out in sunlight...or maybe that's just vampires, either way I wasn't taking any chances.

I then ventured up the Soi where Gulliver's is located. That is where I found the guy with the official worst job in the world. He was neck deep in a storm drain trying to unclog it. I think I was in such shock that I didn't snap a single picture, but I wish I had. I'd pin it to the wall of my cube to remind me my cushy desk job isn't so bad.

It was nearing 5pm on my way back to the hotel so I decided to grab a seat on the rail at Big Dogs and watch the procession. The bar was deserted except for a few lost souls like myself, so I had my choice of seating.

Struck up a conversation with a fellow countryman seated next to me. We chatted for a couple hours and drank a few beers. He was even kind enough to point out a couple of ladyboy's on the way in...nice fellow, didn't want a newbie like me getting fooled. ;-)

[Hoot]

When the parade died down and darkness set in I knew it was time to return to the hotel for a little clean up. With the scrubbing up completed, the clock striking nine and I was headed out the door. Guess Bar was going to be my first port of call. I wanted to chill out before heading into the craziness of Nana.

I'd not been to Guess Bar in years. Actually the last time was when they were across Sukhumvit in the old location. When I dropped in this night, I found myself to be the only customer. I grabbed a seat at the bar and was immediately pounced on by the girls. They were actually queued up three or four deep. Each one waiting for the girl in front to be rejected so they could have their shot.

I finally decided to have Nan join me for a drink. I wanted to relax and have a few drinks and that is exactly what I did, except for part where Nan kept grinding in my lap the entire time. After a few beers and a round or two of grope and tickle, she wanted to leave because she was horny and I wanted to leave because I was hungry. First things first my dear. I paid her bar fine and we were on our way.

I don't know any places to eat around Nana so I asked for a recommendation. She said she'd eaten at the restaurant in the middle of the car park before with customer. I found it an odd place for a restaurant, but once up on the deck it is actually quite nice, and the food was good. Where else but Thailand will they build an open air restaurant in the middle of a parking lot.

The rains stayed away and I had an enjoyable meal and she sipped her orange juice in the cool night breeze.

[BigTel]

Good start to your trip report Hoot, like your style of telling it exactly how it is, looking forward to more of your adventure . Nan looks cute


cheers Amigo

[Alaskan Bear]

Reading you report and looking at your photos just brings los so much closer . if i could give you a + 10 i would. thank you

A/B

[Hoot]

A side note - when I was with her in the bar and asked her name, she said @#$%. Couldn't tell what she said. So I asked her to spell it - I heard C-I-N-D. Could have been G-I-N-G. I guess way too many rock concerts in my youth. She was really nice.

There's more than a few girls who's names I thought I had right, only to learn later it was something else. Shirly/Cherry/Sherry from famous comes immediately to mind...I think I've called her at least two of the three at some point or other, not sure I ever got the right one

[Hoot]

Thanks for all the comments fellas. I know this style report won't be everyone's cuppa, sometimes I'm not sure it's even mine. Good to see I haven't bored everyone to tears quite yet ;-)

[thailover57]

Shirley/Cherry/Sherry - I hear you. I spent some time playing pool with a youngster who said her name was ShirLEE. Turned out it was Cherry - so much for R's in Thailand.

[Hoot]

After bravely fending off the evil hornets with a courageous room change, I thought my bravado deserved an ice cold beer. I headed down to Pook Swan for a frosty treat. I saw the gentleman in question from the previous night and joined him for a beer and a chat. Soon learned it was our own Stonefre that I was talking with.

There were a few tall girls with silicone in all the right places that catch my eye. I undressed them with my eyes but not with my hands, deciding instead to head back to the hotel to clean up before the evenings festivities.

La Bamba was the next place on my itinerary. Things were quiet once again, this time I was the only one warming a barstool. Patty was in attendance and done up in full regalia. I actually like her au natural as opposed to full war paint...but I'm never disappointed either way. She was sporting what she called her 'lemon' dress, which of course was green like a lime.

We got a bit tipsy, and she posed for a few pics. I was sold, and decided to stick around a while longer.

[Bumblebee]

Thanks for all the comments fellas. I know this style report won't be everyone's cuppa, sometimes I'm not sure it's even mine. Good to see I haven't bored everyone to tears quite yet ;-)

Not at all Hoot. Best to just write as you feel it, comes out more natural. I look forward to you and Petesie's every installment at the moment, I think when you have put a TR together yourself you appreciate the effort the writer is making.

[onetruesaxon]

Patty is one cute girl and a dream to spend time with.

Enjoying your style of reporting.