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[RobiSLO]

I'm happy you had great time with GG but; why the f... are practically all Thai GG barladies from Pattaya so..hmm... not so good looking . In TV commercials, lakorns, ads they are all so nice smooth and in Pattaya so rugged (they all come from Isaan anyway ). On the other hand if you step into Ezy or La Bamba well, totally different story, much better in person than on photos :wink: .

BR

[petesie]

Fantastic stuff Cockeyed...................with a plethora of very average GG's in Sin City it is really difficult to find one (or two) who'll come up to your expectations..................

Your escapade shows that if you want a good job done then it's always best to call on the services of the professionals........... :wink:

[sayang]

I'm happy you had great time with GG but; why the f... are practically all Thai GG barladies from Pattaya so..hmm... not so good looking . In TV commercials, lakorns, ads they are all so nice smooth and in Pattaya so rugged (they all come from Isaan anyway ). On the other hand if you step into Ezy or La Bamba well, totally different story, much better in person than on photos :wink: .

BR

Well thats what i thought.... boy was i wrong..... i think to find nice gg its either up north or in bangkok itself..... as for pattaya i give it a pass when comes to gg.... give me a lb and i ll be happy

Fred

[Cockeyed]

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - Intro

I had been pining away for some months, avidly reading every TR, accompanied by much polishing of my niblick, with my only prospect being a short LOS stopover on the way to Oz later in the year.

It was when I went on the net to book the Oz trip that I came across an offer for Emirates to Bangkok in August for under £400. That's less than I would pay in the UK for 3 hours with escorts and for that amount I could be in the land of plenty inserting my tee-peg into the welcoming bomb bay of lots of lovely ladyboys (and the occasional geegee).

So within 24 hours my extra trip was booked and on August 24th my 2 weeks of fun began.

Part of it was going to be unfinished business. On my first LOS visit last December I met a really gorgeous LB in Bangkok. We spent a great 3 days together before I reluctantly called off in case I was getting too involved. Now, despite having given up her P4P job to become a beauty consultant, she "can't wait to see me again".

My plan was to start with a week in Pattaya, then go to Bangkok to see her, and play it by ear for the remainder.

I also intended to report 'live' from the warzone. I admire those who do. Where do they find the time? (They probably get up before 3pm ...)
I did write some parts of the TR while there but there was no time to organise photos and 'publish'. So I soon gave the idea up, and this report sees me back in Boring Blighty, re-living those great LOS days as I put it together.

Of course, writing after the event means that I know the score - 12 girls - a mix of LBs and GGs. I've called them the 'Dirty Dozen' because we did some naughty things together. But every one - even the two I had a bit of bother with - gave me terrific sex in the cot.

It was a great trip ...

[Cockeyed]

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - # 1 May, La Bamba

I'd been in touch with Rossco and there was a PM awaiting me when I went on line at the Pattaya Bay Resort - so I had his excellent company on my first evening in Pattaya. We started at Sally's in Jomtien, a relaxed drink and met some lovely girls there, before heading back to La Bamba.

My first visit to La Bamba. The highlight was some close attention from May, one of ten girls on my 'Pattaya To-Do List'. No promises but I said I might be back. From there to the Blue Room where I met another star of my To-Do List, Nong.

Early days, but one thing I quickly learned is that the photos of these lovelies on the forum do not give any perspective of height. As I'm basically still a 'feminine LB' monger, the height of some puts them in question for me. But that's me being a bit choosy - and perhaps it's possible to be choosy at the moment because Pattaya is so quiet and even the stars are looking for biz.

So my choice for the night was May from La Bamba. She's really great looking and as affectionate as you could wish.

May did everything willingly – and I mean everything. She had to work quite hard to come but came enthusiastically at night and morning sessions. Beautiful little hormone titties and a pretty cock which loved being sucked deep. Above all, nothing was exaggerated and she clearly got really turned on.

I invited May to come in my mouth and that seemed to be something special for her. After carefully collecting the proceeds I snowballed it with her. So she already had a good mouthful as I turned her on her back and eagerly set to work to return the favour. She opened wide to receive and I felt almost guilty because what emerged was twice my normal volume and showed the pent-up lust of some weeks of waiting for this trip. Poor May's face and mouth were absolutely plastered and I looked down and apologised – but she smiled through it (literally).

Great repeat performance late morning and then lots more kisses and cuddles. She's one of the most aggressive kissers I've ever known, with a tongue almost as erect as her dick. Wonderfully sexy.

May wanted to spend the week with me and it would have been great to do. She was so sweet, although her English was a bit limited. She normally responded ok, but rarely initiated conversation, except on two occasions when she had something important to say:

“I fuck you” and “You fuck me now”.

Hardly the basis for spending 7 x 24 hours together, but exactly what a punter wants to hear from his very willing lady.

Breakfast in Villa Market after which I said farewell to a delightful companion who I would love to spend another night with.

[petesie]

Jeez............thats the last time I'm swapping spit with sweet little May................ :?

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:

Excellent start to the TR Cockeyed.............looking forward to the rest of your girls and tales................nice one!

:wink:

[samcro]

FANTASTIC PIC

An absoulute classic

Great start

Cheers

[Hoot]

"Sitting on something that makes her smile"

She must be sitting on your wallet

Nice start to your report...look forward to the rest.

[boarhog]

FANTASTIC PIC

An absoulute classic

Great start

Cheers

All understatements! Yes, thats an instant classic cockeyed. You have our unyielding attention now. Nice arrangement in photo #2, that will keep May in cusomers for years to come. How did you get that shot, timer or remote. Priceless!

[donnykey]

Good start there Cockeyed....May is a lovely girl , very funny makes me laugh....Actually she looks a bit "cockeyed" in pic 2

Cheers Donnykey

[sgt694u]

Good reporting, i cant wait to hear and see the rest of your adventures i dont know how you pulled pic 2 off but good job

[Cockeyed]

Thanks to all for the comments - the photo of 'May where the sun don't shine' seems to have gone down well.

I've got a remote for my camera but didn't use it this trip - so it was simply an outstretched arm. Snapped a few and took a chance on what came out.

Great thing is that when I look at that photo it brings all the sensations back to me ...