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#61 boarhog

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:10 AM

X-quisite Cockeyed!

Definitely one of the best looking lbs Ezy has to offer. Good to hear she performed well. Hope the the comments about your hind lick manuevre didn't discourage you from bringing us that quality of foto during the rest of the report. These guys won't only be kissing May again they will be looking for that same VIP treatment you recieved.

Strong report so far, finding some good talent mate.
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:44 AM

X - always mark the spot
Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. And if that happens in this show, I will do a lot more than ask for my money back.

#63 scottiej23

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 03:20 PM

I think the comments about the hind lick maneuver have been, dare I say it, tongue in cheek.

I for one am envious. Keep 'em coming mate.
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#64 Cockeyed

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 02:47 AM

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - # 4 Mint, Pook Soi 6


Three girls, three successes. Three girls and I'd ticked off two of my ten 'Top Picks'.

The next night was Soi 6 night on my introductory tour. An early start at So What Bar and the pleasure of meeting and chatting to Hansi. Met a lovely Vietnamese lady – Lisa?? - but she had to go on my little list as my dick was still in recovery mode.

Then down to Pook Bar. The mamasan was all over us – drinks, girl recommendations, etc. She pointed out Mint who was dancing well, and called her over to talk to me. Mint seemed very nice, but we still hadn't eaten so I managed to extricate myself without any promises given.

Off to the Butchers Arms for a meal, followed by more beers at the Blue Room. I was out of cash so went to the ATM across from Pook Swan to get some money. "Communications problems" twice until I went back after the meal when I grabbed the cash eagerly as it finally emerged.

By this time I was desperate to arrange my shag for the night and the easy option was to return to Soi 6 to barfine Mint. I had slight suspicion that she might be a bit too farmfresh, so I bought her a drink and took some time to check carefully with her what services she offered. 'Yes' to everything I asked. 'Yes' to photos. Even yes to video – without hesitation. The prospect of having a rare video of the whole performance was the final clincher and I barfined her long-time.

It was when I reached in my pocket to do the checkbin that I noticed the absence of my debit card. I knew immediately that I had left it in the ATM. Mint & I grabbed two motorbike taxis and headed for Soi Bukhao – but no card, and the exchange office adjoining the ATM was closed by this time. On to the PBR and phone call to UK to cancel the debit card. In using my UK mobile to do so, I picked up an sms telling me that my son was enjoying some moments of fame back home, appearing on radio. I wanted to phone him, but the pretty Mint was waiting patiently for me to stick one in her arse.

I showered, came back to the room and reached for my camera. No, she said, and covered herself up. Yes, I insisted, you told me you would ... and uncovered her. She gave way, but I didn't attempt to video.

Mint gave me the best blowjob of the week so far. She was the first to understand the very basic principle that it's far better without the help of a wanking hand. No teeth either. It really was good. She got very excited and wanted to come first. Riding cowgirl she wanked herself furiously and then erupted like a sprinkler all over me, hitting me in the eye with one spurt. Very impressive.

Then I vacated her nether region and followed her example which she seemed to enjoy.

Mint went off for a post-roger shower and I lay on the bed waiting for a massage. When she eventually appeared she was fully dressed. She had complained about some problem with one of her shoes, and wanted to go to her room to get some new ones, and a change of top. I called her bluff and told her I would wait for her. She then had to find a new reason – her sister was moving into her room early in the morning and she needed to be there. An imaginary sister, as I had established at the bar that she only had one sibling - a brother.

Yes, this was the LT/ST game which I had read about on the board. As we spoke, I got used to the idea. I knew I needed to be on the track of my debit card early in the morning, so in fact it suited me perfectly. But I wasn't going to let her get away with it.
She asked for the agreed LT fee and when I refused she put in an ST bid. I turned that down as well. I'd been expecting at least two pops, night and morning, and having had just one I reckoned she only warranted half the LT and that's what she got.

Anyway, it left me free to phone my son, move all the cash out of my debit account – and get a good night's sleep.
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#65 boarhog

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 03:26 AM

The plot thickens. :D

Surprised you didn't get more photos. Don't get me wrong, as I love action shots just as much as the next guy, probably more. However good to see them in their clothes before they get ravaged back in the loom.
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#66 petesie

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 03:56 AM

Superb stuff Cockeyed................ :wink:

Well out manoevered there...........and as long as the main man was happy.................good on yer! 8)
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#67 Cockeyed

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:26 AM

Thanks for the comments, Petesie.

It prompts me to say that although I stuck to my guns with Mint it was because she was insincere twice - photos and short-time. It wasn't me just being tight.

There's another long-time/short-time incident later. But with those two exceptions, I can happily say that the ten other girls got many more notes in their hands than they were expecting. I know that opens me up to accusations of over-paying, but I had some great experiences and the girls were all so sweet to me as well.
They all deserved, and got, much more than just a nominal tip.
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#68 Coco

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 05:04 AM

Cockeyed, I enjoyed all of your trip report,,,, great stuff I am also glad you did not give in that Lt- St game some of the girls play,


I never been to pattaya in September what are the crowds like?


Hope the rest of your trip goes smoothly , Cooldudecoco

#69 sayang

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 09:16 AM

Good thinking dude .... how u manage to out maneuver her especially in a situation like that is fantastic ...

Cheers

Fred
Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. And if that happens in this show, I will do a lot more than ask for my money back.

#70 RobiSLO

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 01:04 PM

Well, ok report, but to little X-tra pictures inside for my taste. C’mon you sure have some more hidden somewhere. :wink:

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:47 PM

Surprised you didn't get more photos. Don't get me wrong, as I love action shots just as much as the next guy, probably more. However good to see them in their clothes before they get ravaged back in the loom.


Boarhog,

Thanks for the positive comments.
Never thought I would be asked for more pics with clothes on ... although others seem to think I may have more naughty snaps in my locker. Each to his own ...


But there is a general problem - the girls are just too ready for boom-boom and the need for a shower gets in the way as well. You get to the loom and before you know it she's stripped off and ready for action.

So most of my clothed shots are in the morning, after the event ... which means that any like Mint who surprise me by leaving early are missed.

I know the shower thing is necessary and can be fun if shared, but I do miss the 'undressing'. It's fun to literally 'unwrap' your present and find what is inside. I suppose what I should do is forego the shower-sharing, send them into the bathroom on their own, and get them to dress again afterwards ..... so I can then unwrap. But that's too much messing when my cock's steeling for action.

And what's this about 'ravaged back in the loom'?
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Posted 25 September 2009 - 02:50 AM

I like your roll .... some great pics and interesting comments
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