But.......why the hell are you sooooo soft. You must be a seasoned vet now. :? Cartoon is a little bugger!
Aside from this you are one cat id love to catch for a brew. :twisted: [/quote]
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:41 AM
Duke this is great! i am loving reading it and you seem like such a nice/cool guy!
But.......why the hell are you sooooo soft. You must be a seasoned vet now. :? Cartoon is a little bugger!
Aside from this you are one cat id love to catch for a brew. :twisted: [/quote]
But.......why the hell are you sooooo soft. You must be a seasoned vet now. :? Cartoon is a little bugger!
Aside from this you are one cat id love to catch for a brew. :twisted: [/quote]
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:50 AM
Also would cartoon still be a bkk Nana girl? Id love ,my mates to meet her. 
As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:46 PM
Day 19
These Umbrella's are playing on my mind and Im determined to have them returned "hook or by crook"
My :idea: is to text Cartoon to see if shes still staying at La Bamba and if she is I will go down there on my Bike to collect them
I text Cartoon but get no reponse
As its both mine and BigTel's last day in
I text him at 10-55am to see if he fancies a last breakfast at the PBG.
Thankfully Ive texted him just in time as he inform's me he has an "appointment" booked in his room at 11-00am and will meet me at the PBG at 12-30pm.
I won't go into details what Tel has "planned" but what I will say is that Tel certainly doesn't waste him time whilst he's in Pattaya :wink:
I head down to the PBG at 12-20pm and take a detour down Soi Yamato en-route to take my Bike back.
I stop outside La Bamba and give Cartoon a call.
She answers her phone and I ask her if shes upstairs.
She tells me that shes in Bangkok
"Yeah right Cartoon, I can still see your clothes hanging on the Balcony" I reply
She "giggles" and says shes going back to Bangkok today and not in La Bamba.
I say "OK can you call me when you are and explain I want to collect the Umbrellas as Im off back to Bangkok today also"
Im not going to start playing "games" with her now as Im not going to miss my meet with Tel.
I take the Bike back to Soi 13/2 and meet Tel and we have our usual Good Food and "Chinwag" and swap stories
The Pattaya Beer Garden is the perfect place to "chill out"
I call "A" to make sure she got the money I left her on the table, you never know if a friend has called round and "borrowed" it without her knowledge
She tells me she has it and we say our last goodbyes.
Me and Tel would have shared a Taxi but his Flight is later than mine in the evening.
It is a "lonesome" and "depressing" journey back to the Airport so I have another :idea: and text Cartoon
These Umbrella's are playing on my mind and Im determined to have them returned "hook or by crook"
My :idea: is to text Cartoon to see if shes still staying at La Bamba and if she is I will go down there on my Bike to collect them
I text Cartoon but get no reponse
As its both mine and BigTel's last day in
I text him at 10-55am to see if he fancies a last breakfast at the PBG.Thankfully Ive texted him just in time as he inform's me he has an "appointment" booked in his room at 11-00am
and will meet me at the PBG at 12-30pm.I won't go into details what Tel has "planned" but what I will say is that Tel certainly doesn't waste him time whilst he's in Pattaya :wink:
I head down to the PBG at 12-20pm and take a detour down Soi Yamato en-route to take my Bike back.
I stop outside La Bamba and give Cartoon a call.
She answers her phone and I ask her if shes upstairs.
She tells me that shes in Bangkok
"Yeah right Cartoon, I can still see your clothes hanging on the Balcony" I reply
She "giggles" and says shes going back to Bangkok today and not in La Bamba.
I say "OK can you call me when you are and explain I want to collect the Umbrellas as Im off back to Bangkok today also"
Im not going to start playing "games" with her now as Im not going to miss my meet with Tel.
I take the Bike back to Soi 13/2 and meet Tel and we have our usual Good Food and "Chinwag" and swap stories
The Pattaya Beer Garden is the perfect place to "chill out"
I call "A" to make sure she got the money I left her on the table, you never know if a friend has called round and "borrowed" it without her knowledge
She tells me she has it and we say our last goodbyes.
Me and Tel would have shared a Taxi but his Flight is later than mine in the evening.
It is a "lonesome" and "depressing" journey back to the Airport so I have another :idea: and text Cartoon
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:52 PM
Day 19 cont...
Its 14-05pm and my text to Cartoon is
"I f u want go bangkok today I can take you.
My taxi leave hotel at 4-30pm"
I get a reply within minutes saying
"OK I be at you hotel 4pm na, thanksyou Xx
I call Mr T's taxi to ask if it would be OK to have an extra passenger and how much extra it would cost to go to take her to the Chao Phraya River area after the driver has dropped me off at the Airport.
He informs me it will cost an extra 400 baht which I agree too.
I then get another text from Cartoon at 2-15pm asking
"Can I go to your room now?"
I instantly reply "Yes for sure"
Or at least I "thought" I did and its only later I realised that I had sent her a "BLANK" text back
Tel pops down from his room and we have our final "chinwag" in
I get a call from Cartoon at 3-50pm asking what Im doing.
I reply to her "I think you come my room before, I wait you"
She says she will be here at 4-20pm
I say "Fine, see you soon and not to forget to bring the Umbrellas Ive left in La Bamba"
"Dave I not Stupid na"
Its then I notice the the "Blank" text I had sent her.
I call her at 4-20pm and she tells me "I come now"
The taxi duly arrives early and I tell him Im waiting for Cartoon to arrive and she'll be here soon.
In the meanwhile Tel is up on his 6th Balcony and I'm stood there arms opened wide in "bewilderment" where Cartoon is
And before any of you guys get any "Ideas" me and Tel were "NOT" re-inacting the "Romeo and Juliet" Balcony scene and we say our final goodbyes.
I call Cartoon at 4-35pm, No Answer :?:
4-40pm, No Answer :?
One last time its 4-45pm and she answers
"I have to go now Cartoon, taxi driver want to go"
" Dave can you pick me up from La Bamba, I ready now and wait you"
I ask the driver if its OK to pick her up and I will "Tip" him for his trouble.
He agrees and finally off we go
Its 14-05pm and my text to Cartoon is
"I f u want go bangkok today I can take you.
My taxi leave hotel at 4-30pm"
I get a reply within minutes saying
"OK I be at you hotel 4pm na, thanksyou Xx
I call Mr T's taxi to ask if it would be OK to have an extra passenger and how much extra it would cost to go to take her to the Chao Phraya River area after the driver has dropped me off at the Airport.
He informs me it will cost an extra 400 baht which I agree too.
I then get another text from Cartoon at 2-15pm asking
"Can I go to your room now?"
I instantly reply "Yes for sure"
Or at least I "thought" I did and its only later I realised that I had sent her a "BLANK" text back
Tel pops down from his room and we have our final "chinwag" in
I get a call from Cartoon at 3-50pm asking what Im doing.
I reply to her "I think you come my room before, I wait you"
She says she will be here at 4-20pm
I say "Fine, see you soon and not to forget to bring the Umbrellas Ive left in La Bamba"
"Dave I not Stupid na"
Its then I notice the the "Blank" text I had sent her.
I call her at 4-20pm and she tells me "I come now"
The taxi duly arrives early and I tell him Im waiting for Cartoon to arrive and she'll be here soon.
In the meanwhile Tel is up on his 6th Balcony and I'm stood there arms opened wide in "bewilderment" where Cartoon is
And before any of you guys get any "Ideas" me and Tel were "NOT" re-inacting the "Romeo and Juliet" Balcony scene
and we say our final goodbyes.I call Cartoon at 4-35pm, No Answer :?:
4-40pm, No Answer :?
One last time its 4-45pm and she answers
"I have to go now Cartoon, taxi driver want to go"
" Dave can you pick me up from La Bamba, I ready now and wait you"
I ask the driver if its OK to pick her up and I will "Tip" him for his trouble.
He agrees and finally off we go
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:54 PM
Day 19 cont.. ( Sun 31st May)
We arrive at La Bamba and thankfully Cartoon is there ready.
She then hands me an Umbrella and theres only one
I cant take it back now as Ive wasted enogh time hanging around for her and Im clock watching wandering if I will ever get to the Airport
She gets in the Taxi armed with bags of Food.
I ask her if she has the parfum and she points its inside her Bag.
I had said to Alis the night before that if she left it behind would she mind she passing it on to my ex "A".
Im pretty quiet in the Taxi and is to be expected when your off back home
Cartoon plays her game on her phone and theres not much conversation but its better than travelling alone.
She begins to eat her food and with every foodstick thats left over she "jabs" into my arm :?
First one then two until shes playfully "jabbing" around 6 foodsticks into my arm
She handfeeds me too and we start to Chat.
Being a Sunday I thought the journey to the Airport would be quicker.
The roads are free so maybe I missed calculated from the last time.
My Flight is due to take off at around 8-30pm and Im getting a little concerned looking at the Signposts saying how many KM's there are to go.
Cartoon then receives a Call off a "punter" in Bangkok
They talk and she remembers him from a past encounter.
Hes a Big Aussie guy staying in a Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 11
She tells him if he wants to see her she can be round at 7-30pm, if he does then she wont go to work, if he doesnt then she will, she doesnt seem bothered either way
I jokingly tell her to better make it 8-30pm if she is going to her room first as she wont make 7-30pm unless she goes straight there.
Shes laughing at me while this conversation is going on pointing at her phone.
After the call has finished she says to me
"You see Dave I'm Bad Girl"
I hold her hand and I reply
"You not Bad Girl, you Cartoon"
Ive learnt from this Aussie guy and ask Cartoon would it be OK if I could call her when Im next in BKK instead of sitting like "piffy" in Obsessions waiting for her.
She says "Sure No problem"
She looks a bit confused and says "We go Airport?"
"For sure Im going back to the UK"
It then "dawns" on me what she might be thinking
"Dont worry Cartoon, I pay taxi already to take you home to River after I go Airport"
We arrive at the Airport at 6-30pm
I tell Cartoon , thanx for everything and to takecare and give her a "peck" on the cheek
As I move away she grabs my face and gives me a big "smacker" on the lips and says "You too"
I get out of the taxi at the airport and as it pulls off Cartoon is waving at me with a very big "child like" grin on her face.
I wave back and blow her a kiss.
Well thats another adventure to over with and a good one at that helped by my companion back to the Airport.
I check in and head to the Business Lounge thanks to my Air Miles.
I didnt get to meet Tel at the Airport Lounge which was a shame.
Its around 8-30pm and my Plane is taxiing towards the runway
I just wonder at this point is the Big Aussie guy on Soi 11 taxiing his Cock towards Cartoon's sweet little ass right now, if you did mate you owe me a beer or two for getting her to the Church on time :wink: Lucky Bastard
THE END.
We arrive at La Bamba and thankfully Cartoon is there ready.
She then hands me an Umbrella and theres only one
I cant take it back now as Ive wasted enogh time hanging around for her and Im clock watching wandering if I will ever get to the Airport
She gets in the Taxi armed with bags of Food.
I ask her if she has the parfum and she points its inside her Bag.
I had said to Alis the night before that if she left it behind would she mind she passing it on to my ex "A".
Im pretty quiet in the Taxi and is to be expected when your off back home
Cartoon plays her game on her phone and theres not much conversation but its better than travelling alone.
She begins to eat her food and with every foodstick thats left over she "jabs" into my arm :?
First one then two until shes playfully "jabbing" around 6 foodsticks into my arm
She handfeeds me too and we start to Chat.
Being a Sunday I thought the journey to the Airport would be quicker.
The roads are free so maybe I missed calculated from the last time.
My Flight is due to take off at around 8-30pm and Im getting a little concerned looking at the Signposts saying how many KM's there are to go.
Cartoon then receives a Call off a "punter" in Bangkok
They talk and she remembers him from a past encounter.
Hes a Big Aussie guy staying in a Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 11
She tells him if he wants to see her she can be round at 7-30pm, if he does then she wont go to work, if he doesnt then she will, she doesnt seem bothered either way
I jokingly tell her to better make it 8-30pm if she is going to her room first as she wont make 7-30pm unless she goes straight there.
Shes laughing at me while this conversation is going on pointing at her phone.
After the call has finished she says to me
"You see Dave I'm Bad Girl"
I hold her hand and I reply
"You not Bad Girl, you Cartoon"
Ive learnt from this Aussie guy and ask Cartoon would it be OK if I could call her when Im next in BKK instead of sitting like "piffy" in Obsessions waiting for her.
She says "Sure No problem"
She looks a bit confused and says "We go Airport?"
"For sure Im going back to the UK"
It then "dawns" on me what she might be thinking
"Dont worry Cartoon, I pay taxi already to take you home to River after I go Airport"
We arrive at the Airport at 6-30pm
I tell Cartoon , thanx for everything and to takecare and give her a "peck" on the cheek
As I move away she grabs my face and gives me a big "smacker" on the lips and says "You too"
I get out of the taxi at the airport and as it pulls off Cartoon is waving at me with a very big "child like" grin on her face.
I wave back and blow her a kiss.
Well thats another adventure to over with and a good one at that helped by my companion back to the Airport.
I check in and head to the Business Lounge thanks to my Air Miles.
I didnt get to meet Tel at the Airport Lounge which was a shame.
Its around 8-30pm and my Plane is taxiing towards the runway
I just wonder at this point is the Big Aussie guy on Soi 11 taxiing his Cock towards Cartoon's sweet little ass right now, if you did mate you owe me a beer or two for getting her to the Church on time :wink: Lucky Bastard
THE END.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:57 PM
The persons in this Trip Report are "NOT" Ficticious and are "Real" and the Events really "Happened" to the best of my Knowledge and Memory, if not "Sue" me 
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:59 PM
OK thats a "Pork Pie" I look like this
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:02 PM
THE BOND GIRLS
No:-1 Nadia
A fun Girl with a great Personality
Im surprised she didnt "Dissect" me in two with her "Weapon" considering the Size of it.
Im sure I could feel it touch my Rib Cage and I was well "broken" in for the rest of my mission
No:-1 Nadia
A fun Girl with a great Personality
Im surprised she didnt "Dissect" me in two with her "Weapon" considering the Size of it.
Im sure I could feel it touch my Rib Cage and I was well "broken" in for the rest of my mission
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:04 PM
BOND GIRL
No:-2 TAN ( NOT P4P)
I enjoyed a brilliant night out on the "Razz" with Tan and had so much "Fun" with her
A truly "Unforgettable" Night, thankyou so so much hun :wink: and hope to meet you again in the New Year
No:-2 TAN ( NOT P4P)
I enjoyed a brilliant night out on the "Razz" with Tan and had so much "Fun" with her
A truly "Unforgettable" Night, thankyou so so much hun :wink: and hope to meet you again in the New Year
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:06 PM
BOND GIRL
No:-3 Cartoon
Yet another "Unforgettable" Night with the ever so "horny" little minx
No:-3 Cartoon
Yet another "Unforgettable" Night with the ever so "horny" little minx
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:11 PM
BOND GIRL
No:- 4 "S"
Up to Ubon to meet the sister-in-law "N"
Had night of Passion with "S"
Shame I didnt get to meet "C" (pic 2) who arrived in Ubon the day after I left and who was the First ever ladyboy I met back in August 2004 and my first LB g/f for over two years.
We are still great friends and I wish her well in her "new life"
No:- 4 "S"
Up to Ubon to meet the sister-in-law "N"
Had night of Passion with "S"
Shame I didnt get to meet "C" (pic 2) who arrived in Ubon the day after I left and who was the First ever ladyboy I met back in August 2004 and my first LB g/f for over two years.
We are still great friends and I wish her well in her "new life"
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 10:13 PM
BOND GIRL
No:- 5 SONYA
Had an absolute "Wonderful" 4 nights with my "Darling" Sonya
Despite her problems in the past I had a complete "hassle free" time with her and loved every second of her company and would not hesitate to take her long term again
No:- 5 SONYA
Had an absolute "Wonderful" 4 nights with my "Darling" Sonya
Despite her problems in the past I had a complete "hassle free" time with her and loved every second of her company and would not hesitate to take her long term again
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