A strange turn of events......
Isn't it odd how you set off with the intent of doing one thing and end up doing another? Well today was a fine example of that, I was still feeling a bit off so I lounged around for a while before heading off down to Jomtien for a monger. It took me a while to get my bearings and I just could not find what I was looking for (LB's) so I had dinner at Olivers, gay restaurant in the Jomtien complex, no prior intention to eat there just fancied something light so salmon in mushroom sauce it was. Decided to call it a night for Jomtien and headed back to the joys of Walking Street. I enjoy the craic with the motorbike taxi lads,"how much to Pattaya?" , "60 baht", "you must be joking, there's no way I'm paying less than 100" Ah confusion and smiles.....I know this will upset the more economically inclined BM's but if the price is reasonable I can't be bothered with the barter, if, on the other hand I'm getting blatantly ripped off I walk and ask someone else, that's just me. Meanwhile
Kate calls, I decide to take this one and tell her I might see her later at Pooks, you no like me she says.........
I wander into the Ezy bar at 9;30 and there's no sign of Karl and the 3 ladies in attendance inform me he's crook, hope you get better mate! I buy them drinks and one latches on and gives me the hard luck story, no probs but if your room costs you 500 baht a day and you no have money pay rent, move somewhere cheaper! She was very exotic looking and dark skin but it just wasn't doing it for me so I moved on...scrolling through the pics of Ezy I think it might have been Paew but she definetely appears lighter there...? On wandering up a side street a good looking LB passes who looks out of it, just a fleeting glimpse but a bell rings....
So I meander up the street and get my bearings for the location of the Blues Factory which I intend hitting later on, find it and Lam Morrisons on at 12:30 so I set my internal clock and hit the bars. I have a few here and there and move on down to the JSB and a lovely LB in a white dress sits me down and I buy her a drink and chatman begins....her name is Mo, ! After the initial opener I'm told she can do everything for me and she knows nice room and rubs her groin against my knee and her arousement is obvious, as is mine.. ..I tell her it's a bit early for me and I want to drink some more and she tells me she's really big and can take care of me I am getting quite interested by this time and I'm holding her butt and I gaze into her eyes and....Aruba, the bells go off, it's the girl I passed earlier and them wild scary eyes are full of Yaba and this is the girl on the warning posts! I carefully extricate myself from her telling her she's very beautiful but it's too early for me, I pay the barbill and leggit! I go to a bar further up the street and have a livener and a phew! More missed calls from
Kate so I SMS that I'm in Walking Street.
On the way back down the street I notice Miss Yaba 2008 has moved to
Linda Bar so I avoid that too, shame. As I was walking past the Hot Tuna Beer bars a wee lovely is holding a sign and looks past me as I don't appear interested so a split second decision is made I take her hand and we go into the complex much to her surprise, and mine! We both laugh at this so I buy her a drink and we have a few laughs. We shoot some pool and much to the amusement of the Pool table guys I wup her ass, and a fine wee arse it is too and I'm thinking, well...........?
Sooo we have a few more drinks, play Jackpot and I buy her friends drinks too as the low season blues are obvious. Meanwhile my phone battery dies.....Now I'm there for around 2 hours and I'm really enjoying the band and the chat and her company, she's cheeky and amusing and I'm thinking I really must move on so I pay the bill which is 1500 baht which I don't consider a bad deal as there must have been 20 drinks bought and of course the good company so I head to the loo in the middle of the Beer complex and when I come past the bar I get grabbed by her friend," Why you no take her with you?" so I say she never asked which was true, ah she's a Cutie and she is a wee bit embarassed by this too so I think what the hell, maybe a change is as good as a rest pay the barfine and we stroll down the Strasse and my radar is up as its past 1 am, Pooks is closed and
Kate knows where I am....! Imagine the drama, being dumped for a bargirl, ah the ultimate humilation and more than likely public castration for me......so we make the end of the strip unscathed pausing to buy a soda and a pair of sandals for the little lady for 99 baht, the running costs are definitely lower! :twisted:
No need to buy a toothbrush my dear as I have a couple spare.....
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw
Finally!!! And.................?
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I'm just using the resizer as advised by the BM's in order to get them up on the forum, if I find a better alternative I will replace them as there's some good ones to come...! :wink:
We get the bus up the 2nd road and its amusing as all the finds for the evening are checked out by the fellow passengers! Not even a raised eyebrow as I stroll into the PBR with a GG this time, God bless 'em, and they take care of you by ringing you in the morning, or in my case afternoon, as the guest leaves to make sure everything is OK, what a service for 999 Baht! Wish I could make breakfast though!
