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[Automorph]

Petesie:

You're looking for Lam Morrison's House of Rock in Marine Plaza. It's a very short and easy walk from "Walking Street." The map is below.

Lam usually goes on at around 11:30.

http://www.rockclubpattaya.com/

Another option is Toy Bar on the corner of Second Rd and Soi 8. They've got a pretty hot band there as well, and happy to have good musicians jam with them.

Happy Jamming.

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[petesie]

Still a wee bit under the weather but after showing her Majesty the door headed out for a forage. I was accosted outside Mike shopping centre by a farang begging for dosh, I suppose anything goes here? After a wander around with the other LB bars closed I headed down the road via several beer bars with older GG's working there, you did say to spread my baht around, didn't you?

I went down the side road of Soi 6 and was surprised by the amount of LB's working in the shadows, quite a few. I wandered into Pooks by the rear entrance and sat at the bar and ordered a Strongbow, herself was watching out the front for me as I'd sms'd her to say I was on my way, her friend whispered in her ear and she was over in a flash with the hugs and kisses for, of course, the audience.

I bought her and her friend a drink and we had some pics taken, Pook herself was in attendance and we had a good chat and she informed me that a new LB nightclub was opening upstairs on September 15th, anyone hear this before?

Kate asked me if I'd barfine her for my last 5 days, and this ones for you Eslmiker, I said no, I'd rather do Short Time, why she asks, at least I get to fuck you said I, well I seen the punch coming and grabbed her wrist held her close and kissed her and said, only joking!

So the bill was paid and we went for a nice meal and drink at the Hard Rock Cafe, bought Kate a nice T-shirt from the store and got a bus up the road as we were going dancing, it was a wee bit early for this so I said lets go back to the PBR and freshen up and I'll get some more money, Kate took great delight with the stroll past la Bamba with the girls out front looking on, good for her! We got into my loom and the following must be taken into account;
At this point I was assaulted by a rampant lady boy

Officer, before I knew what was happening she threw me on the bed and pinned me down with her strong arms, her tongue filled my mouth and breathing was extremely difficult, things went a bit grey and I found her tongue replaced by a penis being inserted into my mouth (heavens knows where that came from) and my nether regions were being heavily interefered with, at some point, it was all so vague, my groin was getting battered by her bottom and I noticed my own appendage disappearing into the aforementioned cavity, I managed to catch my breath and as she arched back I took the opportunity to overturn her but to no avail, her strong grasp ensured her passion was spent before I was allowed to escape the tentacles of this creature.

Never, ever buy a ladyboy a T-shirt from the Hard Rock Cafe.

[happyman]

You should write a book.

[eslmiker]

Petesie you've definitely got a great and entertaining writing style. Too bad you've married the first P4P LB you met!

[petesie]

Absolutely not me man, I understand the game and once my departure card has been deposited at the department of immigration this adventure ends and a new one begins......... :twisted:

[petesie]

You should write a book.

I actually wrote a longer and more funny post than this but Kate was sleeping (for a change) and I had the lights low enjoying a Johnny Walker Blue label and I was laughing at something I wrote and knocked the power cable off and the bloody thing shut down so I was furious at losing the best thing I'd written in ages so the above post is the points I can remember from the one that got away and by this time I was on on my 4th JWBL so it's the best I can do at 4am, will try harder next time!

I usually write in an e-mail draft then cut n paste, saves silly mistakes like above from happening and I always try to write with a fresh memory to get the good parts down. BOL!

[jimbo34]

This is great stuff petesie ! Brings back many memories, and your descriptive style makes me feel i`m with you. It will be interesting to see how/if you manage to shake off "Her Majesty" !Good luck, and keep this tale running, its very enjoyable.

[eslmiker]

Petesie try doing your drafts in Microsoft Word. Make sure the autosave feature is turned on and set the timer for 1 or 2 minutes. That way, any power failures etc, most of your work will be save.

Start Word, click on the Tools menu, Options, Save, make sure Allow background saves is checked and Save Autorecover info is checked, set the time for 1 or 2 minutes.

Keep up the great reports! Even if it is about the same girl, over, and over, and over again. :wink:

[matrix2]

You should write a book.

I actually wrote a longer and more funny post than this but Kate was sleeping (for a change) and I had the lights low enjoying a Johnny Walker Blue label and I was laughing at something I wrote and knocked the power cable off and the bloody thing shut down so I was furious at losing the best thing I'd written in ages so the above post is the points I can remember from the one that got away and by this time I was on on my 4th JWBL so it's the best I can do at 4am, will try harder next time!

I usually write in an e-mail draft then cut n paste, saves silly mistakes like above from happening and I always try to write with a fresh memory to get the good parts down. BOL!

And sober??????
:wink:

[petesie]

:? Sober? You try drinking all day, getting to grips with a Queen Bee and when she's asleep have a relaxing 3 or 4 large ones, I should hope not! hence the internal giggle fits.

Anyhoo, further developments!

We awoke in the late morning, one of these days I'm going to actually make breakfast, and had our usual fool around, won't bore you with the details as its all been said before, she declared she wanted to go to the big C to walk round the shops with me and holding hands together, obviously a few of her friends work in the shops there so I know its a parade but I'm going with the flow on this trip (so far). We have the eats in Black Canyon, really good place, can't fault it, and buy some tickets for the movies. As we have a bit of time to kill we go shopping, not for me of course......I buy another few things for her, which really guys I don't mind as its part of the game, and we go to the flicks. I stood up for the King, which is quite touching really and actually puts the Thai mentality towards their royal family into perspective for me, and we enjoy the movie, The Deaths of Ian Stone.

Afterwards I get the usual stroll down to Pooks for the ritual display with trophy's still in the designer bags, still don't mind and I play the game.......had another chat with Pook and played her at pool, won't tell you who won! One of her friends came up and I don't know what went on between them but her friend got real snotty with me, I asked Kate what the matter was but the language barrier was too difficult to breach, at this point, I did something I never ever do, I got annoyed...

I've done nothing to this girl, bought her a few drinks and been a genuinely nice guy..grrr! This one stews internally...more will be revealed! So I pay her barfine and we go out to eat with the intention of going dancing and hitting the Blues Factory later, our restuarant of her choice is a seafood one, never looked at the name, where you can actually get a rod and catch your own fish, Wow, and most of the servers were LB's too, we had a lovely meal and Kate indicated that she would like to go and have a meal on the floating seafood restuarant, the Oriental Star, sounds great I said, I pay the bill and we head out the door, as we are just getting outside my elastic band snapped.

I turned round and said,"Look Kate, I'm really tired and I'm just going to go back to the hotel and sleep, ok? I'll call you tomorrow".
I gave her a peck on the cheek and a hug and waltzed off into the night never looking behind me.

At my Loom I quickly showered, changed, shot out the fucking door and headed straight down to La Bamba. :twisted:

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[eslmiker]

Finally!!! And.................?

[petesie]

As I left the PBR I advised the reception staff, "No guests were expected, ok?" I received a knowing smile as I sauntered off through the doors and into the night.......!

I was undeterred by the calls from girls from the other bars, low season is hitting hard so I make sure I do tip and buy drinks whichever bar I'm in. I went straight through the doors of la Bamba sat at the bar and said hello to Alis Ice and Orsy.

We had the usual chat, Alis is now the boss so she was busy but they all had drinks with me, Orsye is a lovely girl from Chiang Mai so we spoke about the scene up there and she has this really deep husky voice which might be off puting to some guys but I actually found a big turn on, Ice is not really my type but she is as cute as a button and her tongue, well, more of that later! A couple of BM's were there who had been at Ezy the other night so we had a chat to see what we'd all been up to. La Bamba is a real easy going place with no hard sell and genuinely friendly staff and once they know you a wee bit better you do feel welcome, shame Kwang wasn't there but I didn't enquire as to the rest of the staff as obviously what I saw in front of me was what was available so no point in risking your nights fun if she thinks you really want someone else!

Ice was making a real big play here and it was a really tough call as I'd taken a shine to Orsy and she was behind me rubbing herself up against my arse and feeling my tackle through my jeans while Ice had her tongue down my throat pressing her tits on my chest, the decider was when I reached up Orsy's mini skirt and gave her a rub and couldn't tell if she was pre or post, now I know you're gonna say, eh? But it was only a quick feel so I wasn't sure but to be safe Ice got the BF! The guys asked me if I wanted a wander but I thought I really had a load to get off my mind so I was having an early one at 1 am!

We went up the road to the PBR stopping at the minimart to get Ice some Baccardi Breezers for the Loom, once in I got the drinks and asked if we could see a movie. Ice was cool and friendly so I did my Hagar the horrible and ripped all her gear off just to see if there was any ferrit smuggling going on, after rolling about laughing we had the shower and hit the sack, Ice, I must say, is one lovely friendly girl with no hang ups and really enjoys herself and makes sure you do to! We rolled around the bed tugging each other and kissing with her wicked wee tongue working wonders with my balls, crack of my arse and finally my old chap, we had a really good 69 before he got his coat on for the internal massage which was superb in many positions, Ice came twice and due to lots of drink and a viagra I never ever did, bugger! I still enjoyed it all though and it was a no drama event which was really enjoyable for me after being with Kate (phones rang 3 times as I'm doing the report!)


We watched the Mummy and I enjoyed my whisky and just to be sure I was still happy Ice jumped all over me a few times more. We had a lovely cuddle and in the morning did it all again, apart from the movie. Ice left and asked if I would see her in her bar tonight and I thought," here we fucking go again!" but in a nice way, if you know what I mean, lovely girl, still not my type but it would only be a loss of face if I show up and barfine the lovely Orsy! :twisted:

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