Totally fucking AWESOME.
Except for the fact that I had miserably failed my mission. Miserably failed in retrieving the New Death Star Designs. And except for the fact that I had revealed all this top secret information to Leia. Secret information now revealed that would put the Galactic Federation in jeopardy.
The Powers of the Force were way too powerful in the girls for the Sith to handle.
Something lingered in the back of my mind. Was the Sith going soft? Was I turning pussy? Perhaps my new emerging love for Ploen, the LB I met at Obsessions the other night, was turning The Sith’s hardened heart to mush. My instincts to seek and destroy were being replaced by feelings of seek and cuddle.
But what can you do under those sexy conditions. It was like I was “Ladyboy Waterboarded”. No mortal man or monger can resist such charms and inducement. Cock sucked, ass licked and a schlong being jacked in your face, all at the same time by three primo LBs? Who could blame me?
All dudes reading this would have relented within minutes. Given into the seductive charms of fresh shemales. That’s why so many now call them ‘TRAPS’. The only time I stopped singing like a bird and squealing secrets is when I would take a break to slurp Leia’s teabag. Can any redblooded, Uncle Sam lovin’, Apple pie eatin’ man blame me?
The Sith had an excellent time. And although I had failed the Gallactic Federation, at least my more important mission of having a Ladyboy Triple had finally been complete. Where Leya from Absolute Angels failed, Leia from DC10 delivered. Cross one more item off The Sith’s bucket list!!!!!!
Of course, before sending the girls home, I couldn’t resist snapping some pictures of Leia in the iconic Jabba’s Den pose. I Googled some Leia-Jabba pictures on my phone to show them the pose I wanted. The girls all giggled. I positioned Jen’s legs and arms to match the pose of the real Princess Leia. And snapped a few pictures.
And thanks to CRAG for helping out with the photoshopping. Those are some fine skills he’s got there…..especially working a beer into Momma the Hutts little hand. We all have to contribute to make www.ladyboyforum.com entertaining and informative, and CRAG and others have taken a great leadership role in that. Thanks Brother!
It was by some crazy force of nature that The Sith happened to be right in the middle of my 2017 EMPIRE STRIKES BACKPUSSY TOUR, and I walk into DC10, and low and behold!!!!!! The bar had an LB that (kind of) resembled Carrie Fisher in the Jabba’s Den scene in Return of the Jedi. What a stroke of luck!!!!! And actually, it was even luckier than that. In the real order of events, I first saw Jenny – the dark skinned fox that looked like a Georgia State Sorority Sister, and started dancing on Stage of DC10 with her. Thanks to the utter aggressiveness of Momma the Hutt, who kept trying to push more pussy on me, she paraded one of Jenny’s friends over to me – one that resembled Princess Leia with braids rolled up in her hair!!!!! How fortunate is that?!?!?! I realized that Jenny’s best friend looks like Leia……… only with a cock.
And with some snapped pictures and some photoshopping, the latest chapter of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACKPUSSY was in the books.
I have to say…… in the annals of Ladyboy anal action, this night was some hilarious shit!!!!! I hope Ernesto the Legend is reading this report.
….and the poon was definitely nice. Thanks Momma the Hutt, your unbridled greed led to fortuitous night for the Sith.