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[james2035]

was this posted on April fools day

[Spyder Rocket]

No, it is from today.

Do you think we are being trolled?

[larrylarry]

I am going to assume this is going to be a day time encounter to reduce suspicion. I would use the internet as my source of contact. There are a few Thai escort sites that have LBs. Yes you loose the opportunity of establishing chemistry, the selection is not as big as in the bar scene, and yes it will cost you about twice as much as if you went into a bar and met someone, but it is your most time efficient and discrete way to go.

You can check out the sites before you leave on your trip and make contact as well. I would have a few options just in case one or two  of your picks craps out on you. On the day of your tryst after you leave your hotel buy a cheep shirt (your going to throw it away after), change your shirt immediately and put your original shirt in the bag (so as not to get any perfume or lipstick on it- you are going to put it back on after you shower). You may want to get a tooth brush too. Get an inexpensive hotel room a few blocks away (pay cash). Call your LB friend and get it rolling. Remember to delete the numbers from your phone and clear your browser. A word of caution about the phone- the international numbers may come up on your bill so if you can get a thai number and sims card that would be best. Good luck and enjoy - Oh maybe a few of the BMs on here can refer you to an escort site. I am sure your not the first guy here to not want to or be able to walk into a LB bar.

[Spyder Rocket]

I guess he could try sending the wife to a spa, but she is still going to be pretty suspicious about what he is doing.

It sounds more ridiculous the more I think about it.

[Spyder Rocket]

Ok, for whatever reason I attempted to give this some serious thought. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to come up with anything good.

If you regularly go to the gym to workout, you could book her a spa pass at a really elegant spa, and say that you are going to the gym.

This will only work if you go to the gym on a regular basis. While a golf game is a favorite excuse for cheating husbands every where, scheduling a round of golf on your honeymoon is likely to start a fight, just on its own. There is too much logistics in that excuse anyway, too many ways for things not to look right.

Speaking of fights, you could pick a fight with her and storm out of the room, that might work, but then you've got to smooth things over once you get back. Plus, there is an element of volatility to that plan, that makes it dangerous. Too many uncontrollable variables in that plan.

I'm hoping you consider just bringing your wife in on this. You can have a lot of fun, hell, you can get two ladyboys and make your wife suck all your cocks, drip candle wax all over her, DP, TP, the possibilities are endless.

I think you should just try to shock her with the idea at breakfast, "Honey, have you every thought you might like to see a ladyboy shove a cock up my ass?"

Just flat out ask her if she has ever wanted to get triple teamed by you and a couple of Asian transvestites, she might be up for it.

If she doesn't like the idea, then threaten her with a divorce.

[jaybee111]

I agree that a "second honeymoon" trip is not the best time to attempt a LB encounter. After all, this trip is supposed to be about the two of you and any activities you try to push where you two are separate is going to throw up a red flag  and cause trouble. Maybe if you are lucky and the opportunity presents itself, you might be able to pull it off but trying to arrange it, IMHO, is not a good idea and could ruin an otherwise great trip.

 

I understand not wanting this opportunity to slip away but it might be best saved for your next trip. I'm pretty sure you and your wife will want to return again. Most people do, and not just us mongers.

[Spyder Rocket]

I agree that a "second honeymoon" trip is not the best time to attempt a LB encounter. After all, this trip is supposed to be about the two of you and any activities you try to push where you two are separate is going to throw up a red flag and cause trouble. Maybe if you are lucky and the opportunity presents itself, you might be able to pull it off but trying to arrange it, IMHO, is not a good idea and could ruin an otherwise great trip.

I understand not wanting this opportunity to slip away but it might be best saved for your next trip. I'm pretty sure you and your wife will want to return again. Most people do, and not just us mongers.

Nicely put, you have provided the most sensible take yet, on this issue.

@theseus6969

My apologies for having a little sport on you, and making light of it, but this is a terrible idea you have.

I know that isn't the advice you are looking for, but sometimes that happens when you ask for advice.

[veveron]

I have no ideal how marriage works, so of course, I'm eminently qualified to advise you.

Does she really stay around you 24/7, god I couldn't live like that.

 

Anyway don't let this chance slip away.

You've just got to make up some excuse to be gone at least 2 hours. The gym/spa one from Spyder was pretty good.

Maybe just tell her you're going for a walk while she showers or something. If you were in a beach town this would make more sense

 

Barely relavant side note; spending hours walking through bkk can be enjoyable. Every soi looks the same, but different. 

[theseus6969]

Really appreciate all the advice of you guys specially Spyder Rocket For now what I'll do is to go with the flow as a Normal honey moon and see if the opportunity presents itself

The plan I have for the trip will be shared with you guys as I'm also looking to write a Trip Report once I'm in the field

[Spyder Rocket]

Really appreciate all the advice of you guys specially Spyder Rocket For now what I'll do is to go with the flow as a Normal honey moon and see if the opportunity presents itself
The plan I have for the trip will be shared with you guys as I'm also looking to write a Trip Report once I'm in the field

Sincerely, best of luck with everything!

I honestly can't decide if you are more ballsy, or less ballsy, than I.

You are more ballsy in the sense that you would even harbor the thought of fucking a ladyboy on your honeymoon. I would be too terrified to pull off a stunt like that.

If you are less ballsy than I, it could be that you are in serious denial about your happiness and freedom. Typically, happy and fulfilled people don't go hatching plans to bang ladyboys on their honeymoon. If I found myself contemplating a ladyboy fuck-fest on my honeymoon, I think I would admit that I am not happy or free, and I would remedy the situation expediently.

I understand I am oversimplifying the prospect of making a life changing decision like divorce; you likely have many variables in your life at the moment that make it too difficult, you need not share them.

I am just making a very base-level observation of how your initial post speaks to me. I stayed married nine years, and thoroughly wasted my 20's and early 30's in a marriage that I was unhappy in. I am so glad I woke up and got divorced.

Good luck dude!

[thailover57]

Sage advice from Spyder. If you are contemplating an encounter on an anniversary trip, there's more than meets the eye here. Either try to indoctrinate her to your proclivities, or figure out why you think you're missing out on something. We all understand the draw of the LB's, but it sounds like you need a session or two with Dr. Phil (a US TV host). Trying to 'cheat' on your wife can only lead you down a path trying to remember EVERYTHING and having answers (oh crap, forgot I had a condom in my pocket, perfume smell, etc.) and that's a dark (and potentially costly) path. Good luck.

[xyzzy]

Let's see, you plan on cheating on your wife on your second honeymoon. How romantic... You deserve to get caught. Hopefully this is a troll.