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[jimbo34]

 Hope this is the right section for me to let off steam?

 

 I'm known as His Grumpiness by some, because i like , no i NEED to vent my spleen occasionally.

 If you live and work in Thailand you'll know what i mean!

[jimbo34]

So, as i'm having a bad day (i'll get to that later!), let me share last night's little nerve tester:

 

 I enter C & Ds at some time after 10pm and am pleased to see everything is bustling along nicely.

 

 Pat is standing-in behind the bar, and looking sensational

 

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[jimbo34]

So far so good.

 

 But then i stick my head out just to make sure there are two cabaret girls working the tourists, at the end of the soi.

 This is what i see:

 

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[jimbo34]

 I mean: what cunt parks his truck at the end of a busy nightime entertainment soi?

 

 More to the point: what cunt allows him to park there?

 Ffs, its even got a digger-thingy at the back!

 

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[jimbo34]

 So I stride down the soi intent on at least trying to get the ferkin thing moved.

 

 No sign of a driver. So i call over the fat security guy:

 

 Me: Oi ! What cunt allowed this twat to park here?

 

 Security: (blank stare)

 

 Me: And while we're at it: what in the name-of-all-that's-Holy are you doing allowing all these motorbikes to park here?

 

 Security: (blank stare)

 

 Me: Are you security?

 

 Security: Yes, seculity

 

 Me: No, you're a useless cunt

 

 Security: (shrug and slow walk in opposite direction)

 

 Me: (stomp back to bar, face like thunder)

 

 Poppy: Smile boss

 

 Me: SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP !

[jimbo34]

 Today: Friday 2nd August

 

 Its pissing down all day, right?

 

 But i have to go to the Law Office to sign reams and reams of documents declaring that i have a bona fide company and have the right to employ 20 or so otherwise-unemployable crossdressers.

 I have a long signature and i'm having spasms in my wrist after 35 minutes continuously signing my name on every single page of every single document.

 

 Then she tells me i have to submit 3 photographs of myself and NingNong "working" in "the office"!

 

 I grit my teeth and explain that NN is away in Sweden until tuesday.

 

 She tells me that as my first appication was rejected, we have to resubmit by monday!

 

 I tell her i'm going to have to cheat.

 

 She grins.

 

  I then traipse over to NN's house and attempt some photography.

 Her dog believes i'm a state terrorist and tries to eat me.

 The gardener thinks i'm a robber and threatens me with a machete.

 The neighbours, and their dogs all come out to view the intruder, and see him off.

 

 I snap on the run, jump back on my bike and retreat to the Skylab. I call up a friendly LB and tell her i need a NN stand-in. She arrives (late of course) and i snap a few shots of us "at work".

 

 Its now 5pm and i have to get the photos to the Law Office by 6pm.

 

 I roar down the hill and plead with photo shop to develop some prints in 5 minutes.

 

 "Cannot" , is the (expected) answer.

 

 40 minutes later i have my prints after grovelling and waiing like a loon, and roar across town (in the rain) to arrive at the Law Office at 5.55pm.

 

 She grins, "Oh monday would have been ok".

 

 I try not to reach across the desk to throttle her pretty little throat.

 

 TiT

[jimbo34]

Oh BTW moderators, i need a soapbox or rant emoticon!

[dixon cox]

Good to see you here again Jim, even if it's only to vent and blow off steam! 

 

Great idea for a thread too, but don't forget your breathing exercises in-between posts 

[batman4ever]

Good to see you here again Jim, even if it's only to vent and blow off steam! 
 
Great idea for a thread too, but don't forget your breathing exercises in-between posts 

maybe this is what he is missing ??

[jaybee111]

I feel for ya Jimbo. The world is full of assholes and idiots and we encounter them everyday!

[jimbo34]

 Prepare for a huge rant if Sunday's anti-Thaksin demonstartion turns ugly.

 

 This country must really hate its tourism industry the way they keep interfering with our business. I'll say no more, unless there are riots.

[strobriand]

 I mean: what cunt parks his truck at the end of a busy nightime entertainment soi?

 

 More to the point: what cunt allows him to park there?

 Ffs, its even got a digger-thingy at the back!

 

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Some cunt who doesnt want you to do any business