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[RobiSLO]

I heard this one from X yesterday after again talking 4-5 hours over MSN. I told her I miss her an I want to be with her ... she told me I'm with her every day on MSN for hours so why I miss her ...

Well my only, there are some things you just can do over internet.

BR

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[onetruesaxon]

Was in Temps with Da & JJ when a guy sits down near us. I had noticed he was wearing the same trainers Adidas Dublin 70's style. So we got chatting about rare trainers for about 10 mins when Da asks are you gay to me ? Well i am gona be having your cock in my mouth later. What do you think ?
I think you just like my cock and every ladyboy cock she replies.

Got in one Da !!!!!!!!!!!

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[ScottishLadyboyTerrorist]

Whilst at C&D last night, Beer came up to me and whispered a quote in my ear which was quite funny...

'' I want drink Scottish sauce''

[batman4ever]

some great laughs here guys...
keep em rolling....

[sgt694u]

Here is one from Kitti, after my first nite at Cocktails and dreams. We had just finished our first session( my first full on session with a lb) she rolls over and looks at me then" Stevie don't tell any of the girls I fuck you I don't want them to know I want to keep you my secret"

[Baron von Bangkok]

The Goth just informed me that we shall be making a trip to the Fetish shop. I asked her why and she informed me that she wanted to beat me.
How can a distinguished pervert pass on such an offer
God i love Thailand. This would never happen back home (only with obese middle aged housewives)

[RobiSLO]

Good one from X. Today we were talking for hours over MSN again and it was 5:00 AM Thai time. X told me she is sleepy and I told her I like to see her over web cam. And she told me no problem.. I can watch her sleep over webcam.

BR

[RobiSLO]

Few weeks ago when I was in Thailand I talked with X about bareback movies and she told me she only did 2 movies. Yesterday by chance I found new one with her, Ball and one guy (very explicit I might add and at least 1 year old since she was without silicones). I asked her why she didn't tell me about the movie and she told… don't remember, I forgot . How many of us forget doing XXX movie with your best friend…

BR

[PP]

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[RobiSLO]

Aha, my ex girl Lisa "forgot" she did XXX movies for Extremeladyboys. She was even on front page on banner... I love Thailand.

BR

[rayton]

funny stuff

[petesie]

On a slightly different slant.........I'm a member of Thai Love Links and while I commend these ladies (and Ladyboys) for attempting to reach out some funny translations are often used......


smoking me not , wisky some time me drink , cooking thai food me can , read a book interesting for me

I want to meet to a man and he want to meet to thai women too

I like to tratel and will love myself more most

i like farung good

I rucksack lucky


If I find any more howlers I shall add to this list......