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[RobiSLO]

I told my lady... Believe me... She told me.. I don't believe you, you tell me yesterday you farang always lie.

BR

[boarhog]

I told my lady... Believe me... She told me.. I don't believe you, you tell me yesterday you farang always lie.
BR

Classic! You should have a suitcase full of these Robi. Post them quick so you don't forget them.

[RobiSLO]

Another one. My only and me were walking yesterday all day and she was pissed and tired . So at evening I showed her where I live and where I will land with airplane and she ask me why I use airplane, why I don't walk to Europe because I so like to walk all the time.

BR

[Brit]

Another one. My only and me were walking yesterday all day and she was pissed and tired . So at evening I showed her where I live and where I will land with airplane and she ask me why I use airplane, why I don't walk to Europe because I so like to walk all the time.

BR

Good call !!
Save on the airfare and walk home. Nothing wrong with that.

[sgt694u]

Quotes from my hate filled racist homophobic goth like ladyboy girlfriend

The Goth - "I hate Thai people"
Me - "What all of them?"
The Goth - "yes"
Me - "what about your friends?"
The Goth - "They're ok"

The Goth - "I hate gays"
Me - "I'm Gay"
The Goth - "No you're not you just like cock"

The Goth - "I don't like black people"
Me - "Why?"
The Goth - "They're black"
Me - "My best friends black"
The Goth - "I don't like him"

On watching Slumdog Millionaire
The Goth - "I don't like Arabs"
Me - "They're Indians"
The Goth- "Same same"
Me - "not really"
The Goth- "Same same all have moustache and smell bad"
Me - "Oh"

The Goth - "Michael Jackson looks like an ugly Ladyboy"
Me - "He's dead"
The Goth- "Good"

The Goth - "I think Lady Gaga has a big cock"
Me - "She's a lady"
The Goth - "So am i"


Quotes from the old thread

She once tried to mount me whilst i was sleeping
Before i left Thailand to go back to visit the family
The Goth - "Please don't tell you mother that i raped you"


whilst i was admiring Beyonces arse on tv she exclaimed
The Goth"i don't like chocolate"
me - "You what?"
The Goth "chocolate, lego lady"
me "what the hell are you banging on about"
The Goth "i not like black"
me "but your pretty black yourself"
The Goth "no i just dirty white"

On asking my girl if she wanted to attend the Ladyboy Forum party

"no way i don't like Ladyboys"
me "but all your friends are ladyboys"
"yeah but i know them, they not want to fight me because they scared"
me - "ok fine"

Then she added "i not like Tortoise"
me - "what the fuck has that got to do with the price of cheese?"
her - "Cheese what the fuck you talking about cheese?"
me - "forget it"
her - "tortoise mean old man Pattaya"

Pattaya new years eve i'm walking with my girlfriend and approx ten other ladies.

Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
I ignore them (They were bigger than me and i fuckin hate Russians sorry)
Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
ignore
Russian - Hey i talk to you, you like travesty?
My Girl - You like boxing?

Russians quickly walk away

Me - You like my new jeans?
The Goth - No you look like a Gay
Me - Oh
The Goth - take them off and suck my Cock

Priceless
Does your girl have a sister umm brother
She sounds wonderful

[RobiSLO]

Best one I forgot to tell. I was admiring Thai singer Taktan (some Isaan singer from Korat, not bad looking for a GG) and GG dancers on video. I asked my only why all the girls from Korat are so beautiful and in tenth of a second I got the answer from her: Silicone.

BR

[boarhog]

Best one I forgot to tell. I was admiring Thai singer Taktan (some Isaan singer from Korat, not bad looking for a GG) and GG dancers on video. I asked my only why all the girls from Korat are so beautiful and in tenth of a second I got the answer from her: Silicone.
BR

They do end up popping back in your head I have found. I think there will be more as little things remind of us of those funny moments.

[stonefre]

Oh, you found my head. I had been looking for it.

[boarhog]

Oh, you found my head. I had been looking for it.

Yes, it was in its normal position up your ......!

[onetruesaxon]

Was sat in Pooks with May when this girl goes up stairs, with a guy who as a false leg.

The girl in this pic courtesy of Rossco

She looked back downstairs and says "he only want blow job not get his leg over"

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[Nick Bullseye]

Sent to me by e-mail by one LB:

I have found that you change girls for yourself every days very often.

[Nick Bullseye]

Was sat in Pooks with May when this girl goes up stairs, with a guy who as a false leg.

The girl in this pic courtesy of Rossco

She looked back downstairs and says "he only want blow job not get his leg over"

What is the name of that cutie?