Ladyboys and BM's say some of the funniest things or spew out statistics, facts or who knows what. Some of them stick in your head. Some times its a warped view of a LB or just a misplay on words. A few still pop into my head time to time and give me a smile when I reflect back.
Would love to hear some others from the forum. It would be best to credit who said it. If its incriminating then just post unamed after quote. If you can't recall who it was use anonymous.
Here is some examples of the range we are looking for.
"You can take the ladyboy out of the bar, but you cant take the bar out of the ladyboy" - unknown kiwi living in Australia
I don't love you, I love money - May, now Mary Patong"
"I was talking to friend of mine from home, she wants to come to Phuket and fuck falongs" May (Mary) from Patong after I asked who she was laughing over the phone with.
"My cock get strong and cum everytime because I never take hormone" - Sonya Patong
Here is one about unamed forum member when I asked him if he was going to be able to use the family car of his lbs when visiting her home. "I bought the car I'm gonna use it when I want."
He was visiting her home in Northern Issan in an area he said "Most them look at me like they only seen a farang on TV"
Funny, strange, stupid feel free to share them with us for a laugh.
Quotable Quotes.......He said LB said
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 07:30 AM
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 08:11 AM
Bet them last couple of quotes came from steviep35,
he say's the daftest things at the best of times and all very true, sounds just like the fella.
Will he ever return ?
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he say's the daftest things at the best of times and all very true, sounds just like the fella.
Will he ever return ?
CT
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 01:07 PM
I hope so, as party preparations are already made here!
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 01:55 PM
Quotes from my hate filled racist homophobic goth like ladyboy girlfriend
The Goth - "I hate Thai people"
Me - "What all of them?"
The Goth - "yes"
Me - "what about your friends?"
The Goth - "They're ok"
The Goth - "I hate gays"
Me - "I'm Gay"
The Goth - "No you're not you just like cock"
The Goth - "I don't like black people"
Me - "Why?"
The Goth - "They're black"
Me - "My best friends black"
The Goth - "I don't like him"
On watching Slumdog Millionaire
The Goth - "I don't like Arabs"
Me - "They're Indians"
The Goth- "Same same"
Me - "not really"
The Goth- "Same same all have moustache and smell bad"
Me - "Oh"
The Goth - "Michael Jackson looks like an ugly Ladyboy"
Me - "He's dead"
The Goth- "Good"
The Goth - "I think Lady Gaga has a big cock"
Me - "She's a lady"
The Goth - "So am i"
Quotes from the old thread
She once tried to mount me whilst i was sleeping
Before i left Thailand to go back to visit the family
The Goth - "Please don't tell you mother that i raped you"
whilst i was admiring Beyonces arse on tv she exclaimed
The Goth"i don't like chocolate"
me - "You what?"
The Goth "chocolate, lego lady"
me "what the hell are you banging on about"
The Goth "i not like black"
me "but your pretty black yourself"
The Goth "no i just dirty white"
On asking my girl if she wanted to attend the Ladyboy Forum party
"no way i don't like Ladyboys"
me "but all your friends are ladyboys"
"yeah but i know them, they not want to fight me because they scared"
me - "ok fine"
Then she added "i not like Tortoise"
me - "what the fuck has that got to do with the price of cheese?"
her - "Cheese what the fuck you talking about cheese?"
me - "forget it"
her - "tortoise mean old man Pattaya"
Pattaya new years eve i'm walking with my girlfriend and approx ten other ladies.
Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
I ignore them (They were bigger than me and i fuckin hate Russians sorry)
Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
ignore
Russian - Hey i talk to you, you like travesty?
My Girl - You like boxing?
Russians quickly walk away
Me - You like my new jeans?
The Goth - No you look like a Gay
Me - Oh
The Goth - take them off and suck my Cock
The Goth - "I hate Thai people"
Me - "What all of them?"
The Goth - "yes"
Me - "what about your friends?"
The Goth - "They're ok"
The Goth - "I hate gays"
Me - "I'm Gay"
The Goth - "No you're not you just like cock"
The Goth - "I don't like black people"
Me - "Why?"
The Goth - "They're black"
Me - "My best friends black"
The Goth - "I don't like him"
On watching Slumdog Millionaire
The Goth - "I don't like Arabs"
Me - "They're Indians"
The Goth- "Same same"
Me - "not really"
The Goth- "Same same all have moustache and smell bad"
Me - "Oh"
The Goth - "Michael Jackson looks like an ugly Ladyboy"
Me - "He's dead"
The Goth- "Good"
The Goth - "I think Lady Gaga has a big cock"
Me - "She's a lady"
The Goth - "So am i"
Quotes from the old thread
She once tried to mount me whilst i was sleeping
Before i left Thailand to go back to visit the family
The Goth - "Please don't tell you mother that i raped you"
whilst i was admiring Beyonces arse on tv she exclaimed
The Goth"i don't like chocolate"
me - "You what?"
The Goth "chocolate, lego lady"
me "what the hell are you banging on about"
The Goth "i not like black"
me "but your pretty black yourself"
The Goth "no i just dirty white"
On asking my girl if she wanted to attend the Ladyboy Forum party
"no way i don't like Ladyboys"
me "but all your friends are ladyboys"
"yeah but i know them, they not want to fight me because they scared"
me - "ok fine"
Then she added "i not like Tortoise"
me - "what the fuck has that got to do with the price of cheese?"
her - "Cheese what the fuck you talking about cheese?"
me - "forget it"
her - "tortoise mean old man Pattaya"
Pattaya new years eve i'm walking with my girlfriend and approx ten other ladies.
Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
I ignore them (They were bigger than me and i fuckin hate Russians sorry)
Russian - Hey, you like travesty?
ignore
Russian - Hey i talk to you, you like travesty?
My Girl - You like boxing?
Russians quickly walk away
Me - You like my new jeans?
The Goth - No you look like a Gay
Me - Oh
The Goth - take them off and suck my Cock
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 02:26 PM
Quotes from C&D girls.
1. Tomorrow we get married?
2. Khun Tanewi - look at me when i am talking to you!
3. I have a tight arsehole (like I don't know)!
1. Tomorrow we get married?
2. Khun Tanewi - look at me when i am talking to you!
3. I have a tight arsehole (like I don't know)!
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 07:06 PM
"I want even bigger hair"
I'll let you guess who said that to me.....
I'll let you guess who said that to me.....
If it fails to inflate....blow into this tube.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 08:24 PM
"I want even bigger hair"
I'll let you guess who said that to me.....
A photo for the newbies who may not be familar with your obsession.
She is actually wearing her hair small or flatter these days.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 09:18 PM
"1500 is not my long time rate. If I knew that is what you give me, I not go with you......"
If it fails to inflate....blow into this tube.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 11:36 PM
Emma?"1500 is not my long time rate. If I knew that is what you give me, I not go with you......"
Nick Bullseye
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 01:46 PM
Here a couple quotes from Aum who is now retired.
After seeing two lbs get in a little spat that incuded a purse swing in Patong, Aum said: I think 95% of the ladyboys are like that....not me.
"Many ladyboys go with young man for free, I never go for free, young man gives me money"
After seeing two lbs get in a little spat that incuded a purse swing in Patong, Aum said: I think 95% of the ladyboys are like that....not me.
"Many ladyboys go with young man for free, I never go for free, young man gives me money"
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:33 PM
Baron - those quote gave me a good laugh. Keep 'um coming.
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 06:04 PM
Baron - those quote gave me a good laugh. Keep 'um coming.
Thanks
She supplies me with new material on a weekly basis. More to come
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