Thurs 1st Oct
As breakfast is included at the Diana, I decided to shower and go straight down for an early brekkie. Buffet style, and not bad really, although the thing i hate about buffet style is all that getting up and down to collect the various ingredients: collect orange juice, get up to collect main course, up again to get cup of tea, again for toast, another cup of tea (and why cant they provide a proper english style mug?) FFS, I am Captain Grumpy in the morning, especially after no sleep, and want full waitress service, if you don't mind!
After the vigorous exercise of breakfast, i walked along 2nd Road to hire a motorbike. Although the baht bus system is very good, i still like the freedom that your own transport gives. But i have to say the traffic in Pattaya is horrendous - i really don't remember it being this bad. There's always a crawl along 2nd Road, and of course the standard of driving just beggars belief! No wonder there's 20,000 killed and countless thousands injured every year in Thailand. I witnessed 2 minor accidents on my first day! I make an extra effort to be careful, using mirrors, and looking over my shoulder before making any manoevres.
Back to Diana to get a little sleep before any afternoon activity. I wake at 1 pm and join the others in soi "Crazy Dave" for another round of breakfast. This time with waitress ervice!
As they head off back to their hotels, i decide to give soi 6 a little try. I go down soi 6 and back up 6/1, where many LBs like to hang out. I spot Tik (aka
Coco) outside the back of Hi Boss. Tik is a sexy ex C & D girl, and i bought her a drink inside while we had a little fondle. then next door to Pook Bar for another grope, with Gypsy. Then a walk down to
Lucky Love Bar, where Lily spotted me and started to give me a good snog and grope. I've always had a soft spot for her and it wasn't long before we headed upstairs to the ST room. She's always passionate and gets so hard you could use it as a hammer. In fact after i had finished, she flipped me over and gave me a good hammering. I dont often allow this, and with her substantial size, i had to tippy toes downstairs very slowly and carefully afterwards.
i went back to Pook Bar to recover for a few minutes and bumped into
Oil, formerly of soi Tiger in Phuket.
Back to Diana for a shower and change of clothes, then off to Pook Swan to meet up with the guys. After a while we decide to go to eat at La Petite Planete, a little french restaurant in soi Day/Night - 3 course dinner for 245 BT. After that we decide to take a look at Walking Street. JSB had a canvas draped over the sign, although it was open for trade, and there looked to be some LBs inside. We stopped at
Linda Bar for a drink, and watched the world go by. There were 4 or 5 of the usual hard-faced types outside looking for customers and paid us little attention. I couldnt help but wonder why they were touting the cretin indiand and stoopid japanese that were walking by with their camcorders, rather than approach those brave enough to actually venture inside the bar! Surely they would stand more chance with bravehearts than with twattish tourists? Oh well "up to you".
We went back down Walking Street, and up 13/3 to Obsessions. inside there were half a dozen ordinary looking looking girls on the poles plus the gorgeous Nikki. Despite the reports i had read on here, nobody pushed us too hard for drinks. But it was like Bangkok Obsessions without the sheer quantity, and we got bored quickly and decided to move on. As we left, a group of Indians were approaching, all nudges and shy smirks, and obviously egging each other on, to go in the place. Eventually they made the decision and went to enter, but a thai security blocked their way and demanded 150Bt entry fee. They declined and left. But i think its a ploy i'll introduce for indiand at C & D - it'll save time chucking them out after they've had their 10 minute gawp and prod at the girls without any intention of buying a drink.
We depart for the sanctuary of La Bamba where i'm reunited with Nok. And at 2 am i take her back to Diana where we snog and shag ourselves sore.