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[Cockeyed]

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - Intro

I had been pining away for some months, avidly reading every TR, accompanied by much polishing of my niblick, with my only prospect being a short LOS stopover on the way to Oz later in the year.

It was when I went on the net to book the Oz trip that I came across an offer for Emirates to Bangkok in August for under £400. That's less than I would pay in the UK for 3 hours with escorts and for that amount I could be in the land of plenty inserting my tee-peg into the welcoming bomb bay of lots of lovely ladyboys (and the occasional geegee).

So within 24 hours my extra trip was booked and on August 24th my 2 weeks of fun began.

Part of it was going to be unfinished business. On my first LOS visit last December I met a really gorgeous LB in Bangkok. We spent a great 3 days together before I reluctantly called off in case I was getting too involved. Now, despite having given up her P4P job to become a beauty consultant, she "can't wait to see me again".

My plan was to start with a week in Pattaya, then go to Bangkok to see her, and play it by ear for the remainder.

I also intended to report 'live' from the warzone. I admire those who do. Where do they find the time? (They probably get up before 3pm ...)
I did write some parts of the TR while there but there was no time to organise photos and 'publish'. So I soon gave the idea up, and this report sees me back in Boring Blighty, re-living those great LOS days as I put it together.

Of course, writing after the event means that I know the score - 12 girls - a mix of LBs and GGs. I've called them the 'Dirty Dozen' because we did some naughty things together. But every one - even the two I had a bit of bother with - gave me terrific sex in the cot.

It was a great trip ...

[Cockeyed]

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - # 1 May, La Bamba

I'd been in touch with Rossco and there was a PM awaiting me when I went on line at the Pattaya Bay Resort - so I had his excellent company on my first evening in Pattaya. We started at Sally's in Jomtien, a relaxed drink and met some lovely girls there, before heading back to La Bamba.

My first visit to La Bamba. The highlight was some close attention from May, one of ten girls on my 'Pattaya To-Do List'. No promises but I said I might be back. From there to the Blue Room where I met another star of my To-Do List, Nong.

Early days, but one thing I quickly learned is that the photos of these lovelies on the forum do not give any perspective of height. As I'm basically still a 'feminine LB' monger, the height of some puts them in question for me. But that's me being a bit choosy - and perhaps it's possible to be choosy at the moment because Pattaya is so quiet and even the stars are looking for biz.

So my choice for the night was May from La Bamba. She's really great looking and as affectionate as you could wish.

May did everything willingly – and I mean everything. She had to work quite hard to come but came enthusiastically at night and morning sessions. Beautiful little hormone titties and a pretty cock which loved being sucked deep. Above all, nothing was exaggerated and she clearly got really turned on.

I invited May to come in my mouth and that seemed to be something special for her. After carefully collecting the proceeds I snowballed it with her. So she already had a good mouthful as I turned her on her back and eagerly set to work to return the favour. She opened wide to receive and I felt almost guilty because what emerged was twice my normal volume and showed the pent-up lust of some weeks of waiting for this trip. Poor May's face and mouth were absolutely plastered and I looked down and apologised – but she smiled through it (literally).

Great repeat performance late morning and then lots more kisses and cuddles. She's one of the most aggressive kissers I've ever known, with a tongue almost as erect as her dick. Wonderfully sexy.

May wanted to spend the week with me and it would have been great to do. She was so sweet, although her English was a bit limited. She normally responded ok, but rarely initiated conversation, except on two occasions when she had something important to say:

“I fuck you” and “You fuck me now”.

Hardly the basis for spending 7 x 24 hours together, but exactly what a punter wants to hear from his very willing lady.

Breakfast in Villa Market after which I said farewell to a delightful companion who I would love to spend another night with.

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[petesie]

Jeez............thats the last time I'm swapping spit with sweet little May................ :?

Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!! :wink:

Excellent start to the TR Cockeyed.............looking forward to the rest of your girls and tales................nice one!

:wink:

[samcro]

FANTASTIC PIC

An absoulute classic

Great start

Cheers

[Hoot]

"Sitting on something that makes her smile"

She must be sitting on your wallet

Nice start to your report...look forward to the rest.

[boarhog]

FANTASTIC PIC

An absoulute classic

Great start

Cheers

All understatements! Yes, thats an instant classic cockeyed. You have our unyielding attention now. Nice arrangement in photo #2, that will keep May in cusomers for years to come. How did you get that shot, timer or remote. Priceless!

[donnykey]

Good start there Cockeyed....May is a lovely girl , very funny makes me laugh....Actually she looks a bit "cockeyed" in pic 2

Cheers Donnykey

[sgt694u]

Good reporting, i cant wait to hear and see the rest of your adventures i dont know how you pulled pic 2 off but good job

[Cockeyed]

Thanks to all for the comments - the photo of 'May where the sun don't shine' seems to have gone down well.

I've got a remote for my camera but didn't use it this trip - so it was simply an outstretched arm. Snapped a few and took a chance on what came out.

Great thing is that when I look at that photo it brings all the sensations back to me ...

[Cockeyed]

Cockeyed's "Dirty Dozen" - # 2 Lily, Blue Room

My session with May set the tone and timing for my trip: a daily phone call from Housekeeping about 3 pm to see when they could get in to clean. I was tempted to tell them to leave it – until I reviewed the stains on the sheets and knew that I would be welcoming another guest that evening.

In all I spent 13 nights at the PBR and only made it to two breakfasts. After all, a bit of 'moaning in the morning' is what a Long Time should be about; then post-coital cuddles and sleeping it off.

In the evening I'd arranged to meet Rossco at the Blue Room and as I was a bit early I thought I'd have a beer and eye up the talent at Pook Swan. I was the only punter. I was enjoying the view of a very sexy-bummed dancer when I was joined by a past acquaintance who unfortunately remembered me. (Where do they get their memory cells from? Or is just like me remembering where the ATMs are in my home town?) i made my excuses ...

A couple of bevvies at the Blue Room – quite fancying a solid-thighed GG – and then off to Soi 7. Family Bar had good talent including the lovely May. Then to Soi 8 and Blue Dragon. My pre-trip homework had told me that Blue Dragon was a somewhat hidden treasure and there were some lovely offerings for hire there. I had particularly noted Fon, who I was delighted to meet. But the real attraction was a petite girl – Paeng, I think – and I made a mental note to return.

Meanwhile I had a strong tip for a lovely at the Blue Room and with midnight coming we made our way back there. A stunning-looking girl was being chatted by a Japanese guy at the bar. Was I too late?
No - a beer later he foolishly left and I found myself with the beautiful Lily on my knee and us playing games with each other. Lily has a cheeky type of personality. Her English is good but used sparingly, and there's just a feeling of her being stand-offish but in a nice kind of way. I suppose you'd call her 'reserved' because you're never quite certain what's going on behind those intriguing dark eyes.

But her figure is superb – so slim and smooth-skinned – a classy lady. And the great thing is that when she gets down to the business she relaxes, opens up, and really lets go. Play around with her cock, lick her bum, but especially grind her small hormone boobs into her rib cage while biting them, and she'll cum wonderfully.

She moved me away from coming in her mouth and pointed me down to her breasts. After which she tried to get her little dick in my arse but even that was too much for me. 'Strong' is not a sufficient word for the erection that Lily gets.

Great sex night and midday, and again an afternoon breakfast at Villa Market while the chambermaid did her stuff.

I highly recommend Lily, but if you're looking for her you should be aware that she rarely appears at the Blue Room before 11 pm, and often later.
Gorgeous!

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[Bumblebee]

Hope we don't see her cute face buried in your ass Cockeyed. Would ruin her cuteness for sure.

Nice report, keep it coming. Cheers.

[petesie]

Hope we don't see her cute face buried in your ass Cockeyed. Would ruin her cuteness for sure.

Nice report, keep it coming. Cheers.

Well its gonna be one of our arses sooner or later...........probably Donny's...........!

Great stuff Cockeyed and she sure is a sweetie........great choice mate..!