Phil Lander and the Kingdom of the Golden Penis.
#85
Posted 14 December 2008 - 12:26 PM
Terrific report and well written - more about your feelings and reactions than just facts - interesting.
#86
Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:21 PM
Excellent TR ... most enjoyable read!
#87
Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:33 PM
The World is my Oyster - Muwhahahahaha!!
A Ladyboy is never early , neither is she ever late . She turns up precisely when she means to.
#88
Posted 14 December 2008 - 08:33 PM
I understand where your coming from Patrick but I spent quite a bit of time with LB and GG smokers . I had never smelt or tasted smoke on them as they were very conscious of the effect it has on other people .
She had a smoke just before sex , did'nt bother having a shower or brushing her teeth even though I had told her minutes before I did'nt like smoking.
It took me hours to get rid of the taste . I ate most of the fruit my GG had bought from a cart on the way home and brushed my teeth very well but still woke up with the awful taste in my mouth .
I shoulda just kicked the bitch out with no money but she looks a bit too tough for a naked man to get stroppy with.
Oh dear Phil.....you won't like Aum then Phil.....she's a smoker.....!
:wink:
#89 Guest_pentire_*
Posted 14 December 2008 - 09:22 PM
#90
Posted 15 December 2008 - 03:50 AM
I understand where your coming from Patrick but I spent quite a bit of time with LB and GG smokers . I had never smelt or tasted smoke on them as they were very conscious of the effect it has on other people .
She had a smoke just before sex , did'nt bother having a shower or brushing her teeth even though I had told her minutes before I did'nt like smoking.
It took me hours to get rid of the taste . I ate most of the fruit my GG had bought from a cart on the way home and brushed my teeth very well but still woke up with the awful taste in my mouth .
I shoulda just kicked the bitch out with no money but she looks a bit too tough for a naked man to get stroppy with.
Oh dear Phil.....you won't like Aum then Phil.....she's a smoker.....!
:wink:
No, I think Phil is right about Kaew, she really must be the worst ashtray breath. My teerak Lek smkes about 5 a day, but you would never know it shes always at the mints and brushing her teeth. I'm sure Aum keeps herself nice too
#91
Posted 15 December 2008 - 07:42 AM
I understand where your coming from Patrick but I spent quite a bit of time with LB and GG smokers . I had never smelt or tasted smoke on them as they were very conscious of the effect it has on other people .
She had a smoke just before sex , did'nt bother having a shower or brushing her teeth even though I had told her minutes before I did'nt like smoking.
It took me hours to get rid of the taste . I ate most of the fruit my GG had bought from a cart on the way home and brushed my teeth very well but still woke up with the awful taste in my mouth .
I shoulda just kicked the bitch out with no money but she looks a bit too tough for a naked man to get stroppy with.
Oh dear Phil.....you won't like Aum then Phil.....she's a smoker.....!
:wink:
I dont mind as long as she takes care of herself :wink: .
The problem with Kaew was she passed the snog test and then had a smoke instead of having a shower after I paid her barfine .
I love sex and I love snogging while doing it as I find the combination very erotic . Neither was possible with Kaew.
I spent five days with another smoker and had no problems.
The World is my Oyster - Muwhahahahaha!!
A Ladyboy is never early , neither is she ever late . She turns up precisely when she means to.
#92
Posted 15 December 2008 - 08:20 AM
I really enjoyed my time showing my mates around and also enjoyed LBs4Me and his partners company .
I felt very lonely once they had all gone though which is why I think I ended up with Ding La . She also lasted as long as she did just because I felt unwell for the last four days . I did'nt really want to drink and I'm sure it had something to do with my sex drive being so low .
I've never had that sort of stomach problem in four previous trips to Thailand or the five trips to Hong Kong or the two to the Phillipines .
I put the blame on drinking too much Beer , Whiskey and Shooters in The Family Bar in Naklua . I'm sure throwing up would have lowered my resistance to things I would'nt normally have a problem with .
Last trip my score was 22 but I only managed 11 this time around mainly due to the GFE's . I also think I'm getting a bit older and the Novelty has worn off a bit.
The SM's had a great time and both want to come back for different reasons . I also learnt something about them which surpised me . We have been friends about twenty years and I always thought SM2 was up for anything sex wise and SM1 was the straight one . Turns out they were the other way round
Had a catch up dinner with SM1 and the other SM who we had a full confession to .( SM2 had pulled out at the last minute .)
SM did'nt seem shocked and was'nt speechless as I predicted , but SM1 kept saying Ladyboys really loudly so I had to keep hiding my camera everytime a waitress came around .
Standing on the street myself and SM1 discussed some Trannies walking past and we both liked the little Indian one that I have seen around the Pubs . I still have not found out where they all hang out yet . I think SM1 could be tempted to try one just out of curiousity . ( I know where to get a kneetrembler from a TS in a doorway for 600 baht but it really does not appeal to me .) He says the most beautiful women he saw in Thailand were the LB's.
Later we went to a stripbar but both SM1 and myself could'nt handle it as it was so tame and we got pissed off with the constant demands for tips ( for what a smile? ) I was really happy that both the boys were very respectful towards the Ladyboys they met .
Thailand is just so exciting and affordable so I'm sure we will all be back soon. :wink:
The World is my Oyster - Muwhahahahaha!!
A Ladyboy is never early , neither is she ever late . She turns up precisely when she means to.
#93
Posted 15 December 2008 - 10:11 AM
I have to be brutally honest here and say that no matter how much I thought of Aum it was the one wee niggly thing that bothered me slightly.............and it's a typical attitude smokers have towards non smokers....
I wasn't bothered that she smoked but the personal hygiene took a dip and I'm too polite to complain..........and of course the smoking increased...........
Good report Phil, I've enjoyed reading it and look forward to meeting you again sometime in the future.
#94
Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:07 PM
Good report Phil, I've enjoyed reading it and look forward to meeting you again sometime in the future.
Thanks mate , I promise to be more sociable next time , perhaps have a beer before going out on a hunt.
The World is my Oyster - Muwhahahahaha!!
A Ladyboy is never early , neither is she ever late . She turns up precisely when she means to.
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