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#13 dixon cox

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 06:56 PM

A Misty-eyed Romance ...

“I refuse to let what happened to me make me bitter.” 
― Nicole Kidman

I must admit that Misty is not for the faint-hearted, but my goodness that girl easily ticks all my boxes with a big fat marker pen. Yes, there may be prettier and far more delicate girls around, but Misty has the amazon dominance off to a tee with that incredible bubble-butt, her strong thighs and an aura of 'don't-fuck-with-me' about her. That combination turns me on and she knows it.
I was at Kings Bar last night with the 'Magic Crew' and had Misty on my mind. She was there in her minuscule cut-off shorts displaying those incredible and delicious curves. She knows I like her as I've been on my knees with her several times in the past and she was trying to persuade me to take her again. A scary prospect to deny her last night and there was no way I was ever going to bullshit her or give her false signals. So I had to tell her straight and clear "not tonight, but I'll be back to see you in a few days". For my own self-preservation I'd better not let her down, these girls don't forget. I feel like a useless worthless wimp when I'm in her presence which I find highly erotic. In my eyes she is one of few girls on the scene who truly gets my juices flowing.
The following evening ...
After a small group of us left Magic's very well attended Baby Boom party we stopped off for a few more drinks at Famous before finally making our way over in the early hours to Kings Bar for a nightcap. Raymond, Magic and his delicious belle-de-jour, plus myself.
On arrival the small group sat outside in the open air and I disappeared inside for a much needed piss. Having dealt with that unstoppable and inconvenient bodily function I was just opening the secondary door from the toilet back through into the bar to see a stern Misty walking directly towards me. With a determined look on her face her flattened palm impacted my shoulder and I was spun around and sent back to whence I'd came. With alcohol, excitement and a sense of submissiveness flowing through my veins I felt there was little choice but to comply. As I was steered back into the toilet I could hear the sound of her heels behind me, the toilet door subsequently closing, followed by a click of the latch. This indicated to me that I was about to receive some toilet-training and maybe even be taught a lesson.
Within the confines of the toilet she stepped around me and pushed down on my shoulder with her hand. My knees fell to the floor-tiles and I unzipped my shorts in anticipation.

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It's difficult to remember exactly how long I was in there, but with senses on overload and awash in a sea of bubble-butt and firm legs my tongue claimed every inch of her thighs and ass. With her strong hand locked onto the back of my head holding my face against her flesh I recall being offered a short-time room but it was too late, the time was now.
She steered my mouth around her copious curves with one hand while she shuffled off her tight butt-biting pants from her ample buttocks with the other. As they dropped from view I recall looking down to the ground and seeing her 6" clear translucent heels framed by a belt which was bigger than the shorts themselves. I knelt beneath her like a weakling with my own cock in hand as my eyes slowly climbed back up her strong and powerful body until I could see her face forming a backdrop to her engorged penis.
My options seemed limited as she clung onto my head as I held my mouth open mere inches beneath her erect horizontal cock. Before I knew it her hips were rocking and she was fucking my throat and there was nothing I could do except struggle for breath. Just as I thought I was about to choke she withdrew her weapon and at close quarters I witnessed several gushes of pure ladyboy semen jet out in several bursts right in front of my face, the first of which landed on my cheek. All the time she'd been stood looking down at me watching me masturbate as I knelt beneath her.
She then turned and raised her high-heeled right foot up onto the lid of the big waste bin to the right of the sink and held onto the basin, her right knee level with her head as she leaned over proudly displaying perhaps the finest ass in Pattaya. As she looked down under her leg at me she could see my appreciation of her fine form and my neck extended upwards to allow me to lick the underside of her raised thigh, all the time relentlessly galloping my maggot. My urges grew until I couldn't help myself but stand up behind her. I stabbed my cock at her solid buttocks and it was then she appeared to offer her anus, or at least that was how it seemed. Believe me I wanted it, but even with such an irresistible offer apparently on the table and with numerous alcohol units affecting my judgement I knew where the line had to be drawn. Spit and bareback is not the way to claim your pension, so I passed on that potential possibility.
As my left hand groped and fondled and fingered my right hand worked towards releasing the pressure she'd so easily built up inside me. Within moments I felt the inner sensation of pleasure followed by relief as I delivered a dollop of my next generation onto her glistening buttock, accompanied by a feeling of pride as I watched it trickle down and drip from her raised leg onto the mucky toilet floor tiles below. What a rush!
A quick cock and hand wash in the sink and payment for services rendered and I was allowed to leave. Back outside I felt an immediate touch of déjà vu as Magic offered me some of his street meat and spicy dip.
Sometimes you just can't beat a bit of bully.
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Posted 28 December 2013 - 09:31 AM

great stuff :)

I especially like the clothes roll idea. 

Polly and I are setup in a very nice guesthouse (which I'm up on the rooftop of enjoying coffee and a pipe) which even has wifi. $6 a night as I booked for a week. On the river here in Pursat. Things going swimmingly, Very much enjoyed the meet up and tour. Except for that ONE PART.  Heading onto PP in 5 days if plan goes well. Thai tourist visa and return for last 2 months in LOS. Can't wait to get back to the "fun" that is Thai election time. Think I'll watch from Udon or Pattaya, haha

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:32 PM

Haha, you naughty old perv, DC !


Good story, well written, mate!

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#16 Snake Dr

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Posted 28 December 2013 - 09:18 PM

Great read. And Misty is a so hot.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 12:02 AM

You are a brave man DC, much braver than me I'm afraid. My last visit to KB2 had me being chased down Soi 8 by Misty at 4 in the morning, and then throwing her high heels at me as I jump on the back of another BMs motobike. She wasn't too happy with me when I told her she had a small cock, and that her breath smelled like cigarettes. I could have easily been satisfied with her knob, but the smoking thing just killed it for me. I probably shouldn't have mentioned the cigarette part to her, as her cock would have fluffed right up if I would have minded it some attention. Just as I got on the back of the motobike she managed to pull off one hell of a Bruce Lee move and kick me in the back. Now that was impressive, much more so than her cock. At that time I stayed across the street at the Sunshine Hotel, and as a result had to face the wrath of Misty everyday until my trip was over. Luckily she only yelled obscenities at me for the few days I had remaining in town and didn't kick my ass. Needless to say, on my next trip I won't be staying on Soi 8. -Swedeman007 

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#18 strobriand

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 02:30 AM

extremely sleezy :D Rocked my boat that is for sure :clapclap:

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#19 Swedeman007

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 08:16 AM

Haha, you naughty old perv, DC !


Good story, well written, mate!


Jimbo, DC hasn't got anything on you though in the "perv" department. Can't deny that great picture of you doing mouth to mouth resuscitation on Misty's trouser trout in KB2. Not that is the ultimate naughty old perv! -Swedeman007 

#20 KendoUK

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 02:31 PM

Having found myself locked in the KB2 toilets with Misty before, I quickly learnt she doesn't take no for an answer :whistle:
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zinc n B-6 deficiency's, tends to make folks post crazy things like ''your a fagg you never fuked a trannie prostitute''.. - Boomdraw

#21 gilby

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 04:00 PM

Interesting thread. DC's posts are some of the best thought out and reasoned amongst the fora so it is good to see them condensed in one easy to read thread. 

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#22 donnykey

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 06:43 PM

When did she change name from Keta ?


A couple of trips ago she chastised me big time for never taking her so I met her in her room one afternoon and she was really sweet and gentle with me.


She has a box of porno dvd's that would do Blockbuster proud.... I left with about 10 of 'em at her request.


I like she.


Cheers DK

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#23 dixon cox

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 11:36 PM

Boys Will Be Boys ...


to hear a young ladyboy moan
as she talks to her friends on the phone
no problem don't worry
there's no need to hurry
I'm playing her rusty trombone
- - -
you've got her arranged for LT
but it seems only short it will be
she makes an excuse
as she cuts herself loose
'cos her room mate's forgotten the key
- - -
from Stringfellows over to Famous
that walk via Sunee won't shame us
as I tightened my laces
the look on some faces
a ping-pong ball popped out my anus
- - -
first-timers may feel some frustration
with a Pattaya venue's location
so to fill in the gaps
take some print-outs of maps
these will help you with your navigation

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#24 dixon cox

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Posted 14 January 2014 - 02:19 AM

Cutting The Cheese ...


“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”
― Jimi Hendrix
It would be a massive shame and a great loss to this forum if it was looked upon exclusively as a place for mongers only and others were to be considered boring or held in contempt and not worthy of participating, or in some cases even banned because they did not agree to toe-the-line. We all go through phases in our lives which lead us along certain paths, these paths subsequently take diversions through choices made from experiences, both good and bad.
In the days before the internet many of the older guys among us would have seen the odd shemale picture in a porn mag and become curious, others would have gone to Thailand for the first time (without help from the internet) and discovered ladyboys, perhaps even by accident. These days it is totally different and the quick fix seems to be everything online. But it is also a place to learn, boast, brag and share information and experiences, both positive and negative, with others.
I would suspect a fair proportion of the readership of this and other fora have never even set foot in Thailand or any other country where these beautiful ladyboys exist, plus they are probably of younger years too. Therefor the "cock-shots" are often the most welcome wank-fodder for them and they love it because it is free focused porn, whereas relationship stories appear boring to them.
Please bear with me on this bore-fest, but some of us started our ladyboy journey by taking a normal holiday to Thailand where we encountered exotic ladyboys for the first time and the addiction set in. These days first trips are pre-planned by gleaning everything from another's past experiences because the need to turn those cock shots into reality has become too much. The cock-shot lover of today could well be the relationship thread writer of tomorrow, or he could become a hero-mongerer for the next generation of online box room cock-shot loving wankers to revere because he knows no better.
Some of those who have a two week holiday every year thoroughly enjoy themselves to then return home dreaming of returning again, the LOS blues have begun. Those who've traveled to LOS in the past have all been there. Obsessed with the availability of ladyboys or one special girl and we can't let it go without yearning to return. Some fall in love during their first ST, others take an LT which leads to a relationship of which some are still successful, but most will fail.
Repeated visits with short accelerated relationships can easily lead to infatuation with one or more of the girls which grows until the penny finally drops or reality bites. That failure then leads to contempt of the system, the girls and possibly fellow mongers. Some may just grow tired of the scene, others may become a hardened fuck 'em and forget 'em-type monger, others will have had their heart-strings tugged yet still maintain hope for future happiness with one single girl. None are wrong. Some plan to increase frequency of trips, move there, work there or retire there. So many potential permutations and circumstances.
What I've written is so obvious (to me) and if I'm stating how to suck eggs, sorry. But it's a reminder of the diversity of our fellow board members and how each phase of our lives with ladyboys can be different and how necessary it should be that the pitfalls and successes and all the various opinions and diversions in-between should be respected. The fact is that we all take or took a similar direction at the start of our journeys but have since taken our own various paths, each different, each with our own preferred modus operandi and each believing our way suits best. This doesn't make any others wrong, just different.
Basically the forum consists of all flavours of ladyboy admirers and lovers seeking all sorts of ladyboy information and titillation. We are all different but much of the subject matter has cross-over between us. Some threads are boring, some interesting and others spot on the mark. If certain subjects do not interest a person then move on and read another topic, but the vital fact to remember is that there should always be room for everybody to voice how they feel if they want to. If you've read through to this point then well done and I thank you, it was tedious I know, but I felt a reminder was needed for some.
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