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[petesie]

A few extra trips not listed here....

Off the Cuff Feb 2009

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Off the Handle Nov 2009

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Cocks 'n Kilts May 2010

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Here we Go! Aug 2010

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Ground Running June 2011

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Petesie's PI Trip Report

http://www.lb-69.com...rip_Report.html

Petesie's On the Hoof Trip report!

I arrived in Qatar airport for the onward flight to LoS, bit of a let down this place as they don't sell alcohol in the airport, not even in the lounges, I get past this by getting my Duty Frees and buying a can of 7up from Costa Coffee and sitting quietly surfing the net with a Black Label on the go, I can't not fly and drink, it's traditional; this will be my 36th flight this year and I hate flying, so there you go though I don't mind it when I'm flying already.........its the hub of Asia here and the rest of the Gulf States with all the Asian contractors going back for the first time in 2 years or end of contract, I hate the Arabs messing them about and I try to chat to them and help them work the telly.....especially the Indonesian maids..........

Did my usual on my rush out the door and forget some of the necessities, condoms, lube, Viagra, aargh! This was due to me ringing the banks to tell them where my cards will be next and being on hold for 30 minutes, then getting the run around even though I do this lots of times a year! Never mind, I'm on the way with a spring in me step, a fire in me belly and once I've been to the Pharmacy in the Avenue in the morning, all sorted and a rush of blood to the nether regions!

I enjoy Qatar Airlines as the service is generally good and as a result of joining their Club they've actually upgraded me a few times which is good for me liver as once I'm in business I tend to crash whereas cattle class it's ding, more whisky.....Pissed, as seen by Qatar Airlines passengers somewhere over the Gulf of Thailand.........

The flight was fairly uneventful though a ratbagged Swedish guy was evicted prior to departure as he took a photo of an old Arab sat with two bin bags and they got all upset, the guy did apologise but the Arabs threatened to get off the plane, I did suggest they just move him further up but poor old Sweden was ousted, the Arab ladies were all covered in the black stuff so you couldn't see anything any way......

I bought some Bose noise canceling headphones, brilliant, and they do work and really enhance the onboard entertainment system, I was watching the Johnny Cash film, I walk the line, I'd had 4 whiskies and wine with the meal when I noticed the stewardess and a few folk looking at me .........Fuck.....I'd been singing..........

Breezed through customs and immigration in 10 minutes and Mr Po was there waiting for me with the trusty Toyota to whiz me to my hotel with the aid of his mighty mirror amulet............bit of a grey day so far.....

The Loom in the PBR is fab, wanted the Presidential but not available at the mo, settled on the de-luxe as it has a tub, the staff are there usual welcoming selves and even shook hands with Kim the owner, good stuff so far.

Right, I'm off for a meander, will post from a Loom near you soon.......

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[Drift Spunk]

Nice Detailed start, where exactly are you coming from to Los Petesie? also how many times have you called Kate eh?

[Hoot]

Nice to see you've started the report already. See you in a week!

[petesie]

Nice Detailed start, where exactly are you coming from to Los Petesie? also how many times have you called Kate eh?

For both you and Stevie, no I haven't......been there done that and she can keep the Hard Rock T-shirt.............

[petesie]

Petesie's Trip Report Part 2! Episode 1.5


I tried to get my head down but the need to get out and about is just too great for one man to take, especially here....the staff of the PBR were in the process of putting the Evergreen Winter Solstice Tree up, for the PC brigade, of which I'm sure none are BM's, and found a chemist to meet my requirements and headed down Soi Diana for Pooks Swan Bar Soi Bokhouw..............

I hit the Butchers Arms first which is an excellent friendly Brit style pub with a superb range of good old British grub.........I had the prawns with fried rice..........and a few jars of Strongbow........next I wandered exactly next door to Pooks, that'll be first left out of the pub and sat and had another cider and sneaked a few glances at what is on offer..........the girls were in make- up zone though the usual gaggle where performing on the poles....One caught my eye and it was looking like a ladydrink for her but craftily enough her chum must have been eyeballing the action and was first off the podium and onto my lap........I got her number and explained I needed a battle nap, it's still a wee bit early for me and after 5 ciders I need to take some time out so I promised to come back later on and take out the lovely Aum from Kon Khaen..........

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[petesie]

Petesie's Trip Report Part 2 Episode 2


I did go back to the Loom with the intention of having some sleep but the pull of the street was way too much for this old soldier.....so I thought what the hell and flew out the door!

I headed along the 2nd road to see where me tootsies took me and found myself at Soi 8, took a toddle down there but the GG's weren't doing it for me so I took a stroll along Beach road and straight into Walking Street.......I couldn't make my mind up where I would go, dazed, jet-lagged and generally beat I went into Rolling Stone bar and settled down for a chat and the usual bar games and a generally nice time with a cute one from Issan called Ning, still undecided, though there was a wee bit of chemistry happening as I was in my usual nice guy routine asking questions about the family and her children etc and of course paying her the assorted range of compliments but it still wasn't happening so she got a nice tip and of course a wink as I made my excuses and headed down the Strasse to the big Ezy......

What happened next was a shouldna have kind of event, I drank lots of beer and started on the whisky and a few shooters and had a great old blether with Karl and Lita and the great TT Chang popped in, after that it got kinda hazy, I was later told I'd even spoken with Pentire and Philanderer but that part of the story escapes the old memory banks at the moment...what happened was this......I had a chat with Kaew and Bang before Karl appeared, Kaew was making the big play and I was generally going along with it but to be honest I was far more interested in Bang as I think she's a lovely girl, at the time I didn't actually realise Kaew was a bit wasted, the evening generally disintegrated and I was pretty tired and emotional meself, Kaew was in a bit of bother so I did what I thought was best for everyone at the time paid her barfine and took her back to the Loom...............what a Fucking disaster, absolutely no Loom action that could get her attention for more than 30 seconds, that even continued when we surfaced later in the day, now I'm not getting in a pickle over this and everyone can have an off day and I won't go into any details and just chalk this one up to experience, I was a bit annoyed at the time and stewed for a while but what the hell, it is Pattaya after all.........

The next day was a better one..................

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[koykaeng]

......Kaew was in a bit of bother so I did what I thought was best for everyone at the time paid her barfine and took her back to the Loom...............what a Fucking disaster, absolutely no Loom action that could get her attention for more than 30 seconds, that even continued when we surfaced later in the day, now I'm not getting in a pickle over this and everyone can have an off day and I won't go into any details and just chalk this one up to experience, I was a bit annoyed at the time and stewed for a while but what the hell, it is Pattaya after all.........

It's very rare that I comment in a negative manner about any of the girls however I found Kaew to be a complete pain in the arse, and that was based purely on my experience in Ezy Bar.

I wouldn't have barfined her under any circumstances.

Like yourself, I'll spare all the finer details, but she drove me nuts !

Cheers
Koykaeng

[petesie]

Petesie's 2nd Trip Report Episode 3

After the departure of Miss Aligned, who I walked off the premises and even paid for the Motorbike Taxi to ensure her riddance I had an ATM top-up then strolled to the Butchers for a bacon sarnie, as I was walking down Soi Boukhow the evil one came whizzing by on the back of another scooter, I cheerfully waved as she passed and got a big grin in return........hope the poor bugger who called her has the patience of a saint. I passed Pook Swan House and smiled at Aum......who gave me a knowing look.......where you been......

After a quick bite and a cider I turned left again and sat at my usual spot.......Aum was over in a flash so I made my excuses and paid the barfine straight away to avoid further complications. Ek came over for a chat as she remembered me from August, they have an amazing memory for detail even though we only spoke for a couple of hours 3 months ago she could tell me which floor and room number and where I was from and even showed me my number in her phone, wow!

So a few more ciders were had and we played pool and I had a chat with Lee and Ping Pong who was a bit of a shark and a sexy girl to boot, I bought Lee a drink from her friend Bruce and she let me take her pic just for him, cheers Donny! She's looking real fine and worthy of the Forums attention, Pook Swan House has some really fine girls at the moment and has to be a "must do" for your itinerary.

Aum and I took a Baht bus up to the PBR for me to change into the evening attire, I refrained from ripping into her though I was sorely tempted but thought if I hit the sack now, I'll probably crash and miss the night so discretion was endured, as I showered I left Aum with a drink watching TV, when I came out all scrubbed up I thought she was a bit off with me and she said, "You like Ladyboy?", of course not I said jokingly, oh, she said, I thought nothing of it but when she went to the toilet I noticed the evil one had left some jewelry on the bedside table, some lube and a packet of condoms, Fuck, I've been rumbled!

She was still a bit off as we strolled in the general direction of the Strasse which had me puzzled......more will be revealed......she asked me again if I like ladyboy....no said I with a smile..........she asked me if I have Thai lady, again I said no so I thought I'd come clean and told her about Kaew and how it had been a big mistake and assured her nothing happened.....we had supper at the Seafood restaurant in walking street which was fine but I could tell something was amiss.......we tried the Hammer disco which we were too early for so we settled in the comfy seats at the Blues Factory which was still quiet but we had a few drinks and a chat and then she blurted out "but I am ladyboy" ah, me penny has now dropped, she explained a couple of times a guy had taken her back to find this out and then proceded to turf her out....no problem I said I know you are Ladyboy....she still looked unsure so to emphasise the point I put my hand down her jeans and gave her wee chap a bit of a fondle and stuck my tongue down her throat.......this for some reason or other really turned her on and she grabbed my throbber through my jeans .......much to the amusement of the staff and the two well astonished elderly American chaps sat across from us........point taken and confusion now over we settled back to enjoy the evening.............

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[Barely Legal]

Always a pleasure to be in the company of Petesie

Respect for yourself & Koykaeng :wink:

From what i've read and obviously i know alot more regard Kaew being very drunk! Personally i won't expect that as an excuse! Petesie's being more than kind regards his choice of words ... Thankyou

I expected a much better review about a seasoned Pat Pong, Kings Castle professional! Kaew's now on her 1st written warning! Hopefully there won't be a 2nd as that's OUT!

As you guys are aware i won't tollerate NO sh*t ! Especially when the info comes from a respected source like Koykaeng or Petesie!

You guys work hard & "cum" to enjoy your break the least i can except from my staff is that do their job!

Meanwhile great start Petesie :wink: And happy with your yesterdays decision :wink:

Rock on

[Metropolis]

hahaha!! This is great man, love it!
Good read.

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[petesie]

Petesie's 2nd Trip Report Episode 3.5

At last we have things sorted out and we watch Lam Morrison play a few tunes and head out for some disco.......Tony's first which was actually quite a good show but a rip off price for drinks, the waitress showed me a drinks list with one price on then when the bill came it was actually double and the original list had gone, couldn't be bothered arguing though and I still had to chase her for my change, fellow BM's beware.......went on to Hammer which was good and the band were in fine form, the black guy was rapping and sounded really cool and at one point he was writhing on the floor gyrating his hips saying I want you to come with me, come with me.......obviously to tease the Thai chicks but I don't think he was prepared for the Ladyboy who ran over to leap on him.......he moved pretty fast for a big fella.......

We went down the street and Missy was covering my eyes as we passed Linda's and JSB........right, I thought.......so as we passed the entrance to the Soi where Ezy is I waltzed her nibs straight up there, past Karl's girls sat outside including Kaew, hehe heh, and led Aum in by the hand and took my position at the bar..........Lita seen Aum and laughed out loud at me.......I explained to Karl about Kaew but again didn't go into any detail and he smiled at Am too............. Kaew came in straight away to do something or other behind the bar but I avoided any eye contact and the message was plain for all to see...............

A good evening was had and yet again, things got a wee bit hazy and some of which went on eludes me somehow...........Tata came in looking her usual outrageous self, bless her, we all had a good time and I can only recall the Loom action, which is a good thing.......we headed back via the space shuttle (could have been for all I know) had the usual shower and let the fun begin.............

Aum was still playing a wee bit hard to get but no worries, I was past caring and enjoyed the struggle and the giggles..........she tried the Thai condom but could only get the tip on and the bloody thing kept coming off so I got some out the drawer and normal service was resumed.........she really enjoyed all of the things we did judging by the noises from her, we started off laying on our sides then as the passion got more intense I moved her on her tummy and gave her a bit of a pounding which was great............we finished off with her on top and both of us coming at the same time...........at last, a result! We had a good old snuggle and crash and woke up around 8am for round two.......Aum is cute and was still really turned on which only made me come faster, sorry Aum, it's all your fault you know..........woke again around 10 and started the ball rolling again, this time she was on her back and I was in from the side holding on to her shoulders while she was trying her best to pull her Willie off and as she came I did too which had us both smiling...........top girl.........!

She's doing the usual 2nd day thing though, getting a bit clingy, I was going to take her for breakfast but I was trying to catch up on the report so in the end I told her I would see her later at the bar..........................didn't say which bar though.................Party at Ezy tonight!!!!



:wink:

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