good stuff again 417,
Did you check out Sallys at all while you were in Jomtien?
I know what you mean about Lindas, all of the staff that 'guard' the entrance are usually pushing 6ft tall.
De-Lurking for a Pattaya/Bangers Trip Report
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Posted 11 October 2011 - 09:29 PM
Hey Kendo,
I actually stopped in yesterday afternoon and had a drink with Sally herself -- there wasn't much going on then, as it was about 2 p.m. (14:00). Was thinking of venturing down there tonight or tomorrow night; I'm getting tired of having to pay to shoot pool at the places around central Patts. Of course I'll keep you posted.
I actually stopped in yesterday afternoon and had a drink with Sally herself -- there wasn't much going on then, as it was about 2 p.m. (14:00). Was thinking of venturing down there tonight or tomorrow night; I'm getting tired of having to pay to shoot pool at the places around central Patts. Of course I'll keep you posted.
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Posted 12 October 2011 - 05:54 AM
Nice to see someone checking out Hot Legs bar, good stuff Four. I believe Tip is the only LB working there just now, correct? I'll have to check out this Sugar and Spice also next time I am in town. Really enjoying this TR Four, hearing about and seeing familiar faces helps build up the excitement for my upcoming trip, cheers.
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Posted 12 October 2011 - 07:29 PM
Hey BB, thanks for the kind words. Glad I can repay the favor; I've enjoyed your trip reports over the years, and probably woudn't have even thought of Jomtien if not for your reports. Hopefully our paths will cross here in LoS someday.
BTW, when I was talking with Sally/Lee from Sally's bar, she said she had a bust-up with the owner/former boyfriend, and she is just a manager there now.
As for Hot Legs, I'm not sure. Tip was the only ladyboy I saw working there the night I was there, but I didn't think to ask if there were more. Next time I wander down to Jomtien I'll try and remember to ask when I stop in.
BTW, when I was talking with Sally/Lee from Sally's bar, she said she had a bust-up with the owner/former boyfriend, and she is just a manager there now.
As for Hot Legs, I'm not sure. Tip was the only ladyboy I saw working there the night I was there, but I didn't think to ask if there were more. Next time I wander down to Jomtien I'll try and remember to ask when I stop in.
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Posted 12 October 2011 - 10:39 PM
Bro. Four Hundred & Seventeen,
Great reporting from the front-lines.
You seem to have really found your stride. I imagine that you've fully recovered from jetlag, but wanted to ask you about that. I'll deal with the same 12-hour time-zone change in about a month. Historically, the 1st few days are kind of unpleasant.
How long did it take you before you felt normal? Any tips? Did jetlag affect your mood or digestion (as it tends to affect mine)?
Thanks for the great TR. Carry on.
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Great reporting from the front-lines.
You seem to have really found your stride. I imagine that you've fully recovered from jetlag, but wanted to ask you about that. I'll deal with the same 12-hour time-zone change in about a month. Historically, the 1st few days are kind of unpleasant.
How long did it take you before you felt normal? Any tips? Did jetlag affect your mood or digestion (as it tends to affect mine)?
Thanks for the great TR. Carry on.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:04 PM
Sorry for the late reply and disruption from the usual daily report; the PBR's ISP is serious weaksauce, as my young gamer friends say. Last night it completely crapped out; tonight it's pretty touch and go, but I'll try and sneak a couple posts in.
Surin, I've found that traveling west (from N. America) is easier than traveling east, generally. Usually it only takes me only a couple of days to get sorted over here; but in Europe, only 5-6-76 hours difference from my home in the U.S. (depending on the country, naturally), it usually takes a good 4-5 days. My big problem is, unlike most people, alcohol keeps me awake, as it fucks with your REM patterns. Just three or four drinks in a night, and I will only sleep four hours, guaranteed. The more I drink, doesn't matter. Four hours, and boom, wide awake. Sometimes I can usually fall asleep again in a few hours, but more often than not, it may be afternoon before I can doze back off.
Now, couple that with jet lag and mongering/partying, and it takes a few more days to get sorted. It doesn't affect my diet, but then I lived over here and in Viet Nam, and even though I've been home for the last six months, I think the antibodies I must have developed to the local intestinal nasties have persisted, as I haven't had much problem on that front (so far). And I've eaten mostly Thai food, and a lot of street food.
But then everybody is different. I wouldn't worry too much about it; Patts is a 24-7 town, it seems. Sure it slows down after 2 or 3 a.m., but not much. I would just nap when you need to, try not to drink too much the first few days, and ride it out. And if you find you just have to crash at 10 p.m. at night, well, don't sweat it. Go down to Walking Street at 3 a.m. when you wake up; bet you can find someone that suits your tastes.
If you're not going to be over here very long, and you have a susceptible gut, you may want to avoid the street food and whatnot (although this is one the aspects I love about Thailand and SE Asia in general). There are plenty of western food options here, too.
So again, I wouldn't sweat it too much.
Surin, I've found that traveling west (from N. America) is easier than traveling east, generally. Usually it only takes me only a couple of days to get sorted over here; but in Europe, only 5-6-76 hours difference from my home in the U.S. (depending on the country, naturally), it usually takes a good 4-5 days. My big problem is, unlike most people, alcohol keeps me awake, as it fucks with your REM patterns. Just three or four drinks in a night, and I will only sleep four hours, guaranteed. The more I drink, doesn't matter. Four hours, and boom, wide awake. Sometimes I can usually fall asleep again in a few hours, but more often than not, it may be afternoon before I can doze back off.
Now, couple that with jet lag and mongering/partying, and it takes a few more days to get sorted. It doesn't affect my diet, but then I lived over here and in Viet Nam, and even though I've been home for the last six months, I think the antibodies I must have developed to the local intestinal nasties have persisted, as I haven't had much problem on that front (so far). And I've eaten mostly Thai food, and a lot of street food.
But then everybody is different. I wouldn't worry too much about it; Patts is a 24-7 town, it seems. Sure it slows down after 2 or 3 a.m., but not much. I would just nap when you need to, try not to drink too much the first few days, and ride it out. And if you find you just have to crash at 10 p.m. at night, well, don't sweat it. Go down to Walking Street at 3 a.m. when you wake up; bet you can find someone that suits your tastes.
If you're not going to be over here very long, and you have a susceptible gut, you may want to avoid the street food and whatnot (although this is one the aspects I love about Thailand and SE Asia in general). There are plenty of western food options here, too.
So again, I wouldn't sweat it too much.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:15 PM
Four17 and the Case of Cream on Cream and the 4,000-Baht Hair Fetish
Two nights ago was one of those stories I don't think I could make up if I tried.
It started out typically enough: pool with glamazons in Pook Swan. I can see why some people comment on the vibe in that place; most of the girls seem disinterested, and the big old broads who serve as staff act like it's an imposition to have to deal with you. Notably the one girl with a customer was the no-attitude sweetie I played with the other night -- she seems like she's bucking the trend in that place.
There are other little things too. I was playing pool with one girl, bought her a drink, and then in the middle of our game she has to get up and dance. Really? That's just stupid. Needless to say, I didn't hang around long.
Then it was onto Walking Street. I had in mind to barhop around and perhaps choose a barfine late. But as I walked past So What a tiny arm entwined itself in mine and tried to guide me inside. I looked down into the big doe eyes of wee Cream, and let myself be propelled through the doors. Cream is on my keep-an-eye-out-for list, and Am is with a customer, so yes, let's go in and have a drink.
Creem is as cute as her pictures and is quite the attentive young lady, although she seems a bit shy at first. Her English is tolerable, and we have a nice talk/grope/makeout over a few drinks. One thing I notice to the plus: the phone rings and she glances at it and puts it away. This happens a couple of times, which makes what happens a bit later all the more surprising.
We eventually head upstairs -- so much for barhopping and a late barfine, although it's already 12:30 by this time (this is why I rarely make plans and just prefer to wing it). We shower and start to get down to brass tax, as the saying goes, or rather Cream does: this girl could suck the proverbial golf bar through a garden hose. What's more, she seems, or at least convincingly acts, like she is getting off on it. Booyah!
Once again I seem to have picked a wee girl with a limp hormone noodle, but with mad oral skills like that, mai pen lai.
A few moment later finds us on the bed and the phone rings. She gets up to glance at it. A pensive looks comea across her face as she looks at me ... looks at the phone ... looks at me ... looks at the phone ... "I solly, teelak, I have to answer -- is okay?" Given how she acted before vis-a-vis the phone, I figure it must be important so I smile and say, "Yes, it's okay."
I was expecting to hear a string of Thai next, but instead I hear a sing-song "Hello darlink! How you?" English. Obviously talking to a customer. Okay, now I'm a little annoyed, but she quickly wraps things up and returns to bed, apologizing profusely. It seems this is a regular who wants to meet her at his condo right away, but as she informed him, she was going to be awhile. I can't help but smile as I wonder if he's annoyed by the wait, as surely he must know why?
So let's fast forward. After much more sucking and some boom boom, Creem says "I want you cum." I'm not ready to wrap things up just yet, but then she says "You cum in my mouth. It's okay." Well, when I hear those magic words, who am I to deny a lady's request, eh? Despite Cream's best and immensely enjoyable oral ministrations, though, it seems I've had just enough Sangsom that I just can't quite seem to have an orgasm.
I decide to take matters into hand, literally and figuratively, so I flip her over and position myself near her face. She understands and opens wide, and after a few minutes I manage to overcome (heh) the Sangsom. Now here is where it gets amusing. I'm not a pornstar -- more's the pity -- and as such, I guess my aim isn't that accurate. I orgasm alright, but most of my cum misses her mouth and shoots all over her shoulder and hair, which is splayed across the pillow.
"OOOOIIIIIII!" she shouts and mock hits me in the thigh with her girly fist.
But then there is the rush to the bathroom to clean it out, and she comes back and is having a minor freakout. "It will smell. Him know, him know."
"Sorry. Can't you just wash it and dry it real quick?" I ask. I sniff her hair; it smells the same to me as it did before, and I can't detect any eau de jism in it. She's combing her hair frantically though. Then the phone rings again. "Yes, darlink, I be there soon."
"Your hair smells fine," I say.
She looks at me with a very serious look in her big doe eyes and says "He give me 4,000 baht short time. No sex. Just smell my hair one hour."
I look at her, incredulous. No fucking way. "No sex. No boom boom. No blow job. Just smells your hair."
"Yes."
"For one hour."
"Yes."
"Pays you 4,000 Baht."
"Yes," she says and smiles. "He good customer."
We both laugh at this. I understand why she's upset now, and apologize again, this time actually meaning it. But she's not mad at me, and doesn't seem to think I suddenly owe her 4,000 baht for my mis-aimed money shot. This had occured to me for a moment, that she might take that tack -- I've known a few working girls who would have, without missing a beat -- but not Cream. She even gives me a wai and a smile when I give her the usual short-time fee.
I suggest she have the other girls downstairs smell her hair to be sure, and maybe spray some perfume on or something. Cream thinks this is a good idea.
I suppose in retrospect I should be mad for the hurried end to our interlude, but I can't help but be amused by the whole thing. I creamed on Cream only to potentially ruin a 4,000 baht (!) short-time for her with her regular hair-fetish customer. Not to mention being astounded that there is someone out there with so much money to burn that he can pay 4,000 baht just to smell a girl's hair for one hour.
Wow. You can't make this stuff up, ladies and gentlemen.
Of course, with my luck, he's probably a member of this forum and I've just started a flame war. If that's the case, then my hat is off to you sir: you are obviously a financial success, moreso than I, I might add (and obviously not of Scottish descent like myself). And I certainly wouldn't judge someone for their sexual interests -- not exactly Mr. Mainstream Vanilla myself, after all.
Two nights ago was one of those stories I don't think I could make up if I tried.
It started out typically enough: pool with glamazons in Pook Swan. I can see why some people comment on the vibe in that place; most of the girls seem disinterested, and the big old broads who serve as staff act like it's an imposition to have to deal with you. Notably the one girl with a customer was the no-attitude sweetie I played with the other night -- she seems like she's bucking the trend in that place.
There are other little things too. I was playing pool with one girl, bought her a drink, and then in the middle of our game she has to get up and dance. Really? That's just stupid. Needless to say, I didn't hang around long.
Then it was onto Walking Street. I had in mind to barhop around and perhaps choose a barfine late. But as I walked past So What a tiny arm entwined itself in mine and tried to guide me inside. I looked down into the big doe eyes of wee Cream, and let myself be propelled through the doors. Cream is on my keep-an-eye-out-for list, and Am is with a customer, so yes, let's go in and have a drink.
Creem is as cute as her pictures and is quite the attentive young lady, although she seems a bit shy at first. Her English is tolerable, and we have a nice talk/grope/makeout over a few drinks. One thing I notice to the plus: the phone rings and she glances at it and puts it away. This happens a couple of times, which makes what happens a bit later all the more surprising.
We eventually head upstairs -- so much for barhopping and a late barfine, although it's already 12:30 by this time (this is why I rarely make plans and just prefer to wing it). We shower and start to get down to brass tax, as the saying goes, or rather Cream does: this girl could suck the proverbial golf bar through a garden hose. What's more, she seems, or at least convincingly acts, like she is getting off on it. Booyah!
Once again I seem to have picked a wee girl with a limp hormone noodle, but with mad oral skills like that, mai pen lai.
A few moment later finds us on the bed and the phone rings. She gets up to glance at it. A pensive looks comea across her face as she looks at me ... looks at the phone ... looks at me ... looks at the phone ... "I solly, teelak, I have to answer -- is okay?" Given how she acted before vis-a-vis the phone, I figure it must be important so I smile and say, "Yes, it's okay."
I was expecting to hear a string of Thai next, but instead I hear a sing-song "Hello darlink! How you?" English. Obviously talking to a customer. Okay, now I'm a little annoyed, but she quickly wraps things up and returns to bed, apologizing profusely. It seems this is a regular who wants to meet her at his condo right away, but as she informed him, she was going to be awhile. I can't help but smile as I wonder if he's annoyed by the wait, as surely he must know why?
So let's fast forward. After much more sucking and some boom boom, Creem says "I want you cum." I'm not ready to wrap things up just yet, but then she says "You cum in my mouth. It's okay." Well, when I hear those magic words, who am I to deny a lady's request, eh? Despite Cream's best and immensely enjoyable oral ministrations, though, it seems I've had just enough Sangsom that I just can't quite seem to have an orgasm.
I decide to take matters into hand, literally and figuratively, so I flip her over and position myself near her face. She understands and opens wide, and after a few minutes I manage to overcome (heh) the Sangsom. Now here is where it gets amusing. I'm not a pornstar -- more's the pity -- and as such, I guess my aim isn't that accurate. I orgasm alright, but most of my cum misses her mouth and shoots all over her shoulder and hair, which is splayed across the pillow.
"OOOOIIIIIII!" she shouts and mock hits me in the thigh with her girly fist.
But then there is the rush to the bathroom to clean it out, and she comes back and is having a minor freakout. "It will smell. Him know, him know."
"Sorry. Can't you just wash it and dry it real quick?" I ask. I sniff her hair; it smells the same to me as it did before, and I can't detect any eau de jism in it. She's combing her hair frantically though. Then the phone rings again. "Yes, darlink, I be there soon."
"Your hair smells fine," I say.
She looks at me with a very serious look in her big doe eyes and says "He give me 4,000 baht short time. No sex. Just smell my hair one hour."
I look at her, incredulous. No fucking way. "No sex. No boom boom. No blow job. Just smells your hair."
"Yes."
"For one hour."
"Yes."
"Pays you 4,000 Baht."
"Yes," she says and smiles. "He good customer."
We both laugh at this. I understand why she's upset now, and apologize again, this time actually meaning it. But she's not mad at me, and doesn't seem to think I suddenly owe her 4,000 baht for my mis-aimed money shot. This had occured to me for a moment, that she might take that tack -- I've known a few working girls who would have, without missing a beat -- but not Cream. She even gives me a wai and a smile when I give her the usual short-time fee.
I suggest she have the other girls downstairs smell her hair to be sure, and maybe spray some perfume on or something. Cream thinks this is a good idea.
I suppose in retrospect I should be mad for the hurried end to our interlude, but I can't help but be amused by the whole thing. I creamed on Cream only to potentially ruin a 4,000 baht (!) short-time for her with her regular hair-fetish customer. Not to mention being astounded that there is someone out there with so much money to burn that he can pay 4,000 baht just to smell a girl's hair for one hour.
Wow. You can't make this stuff up, ladies and gentlemen.
Of course, with my luck, he's probably a member of this forum and I've just started a flame war. If that's the case, then my hat is off to you sir: you are obviously a financial success, moreso than I, I might add (and obviously not of Scottish descent like myself). And I certainly wouldn't judge someone for their sexual interests -- not exactly Mr. Mainstream Vanilla myself, after all.
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Posted 13 October 2011 - 11:20 PM
BTW, in the ensuing Cream-on-Cream's Hair brouhaha (there's a 50-cent word for ya), I forgot to get some snaps. So I'm borrowing one from the official So What thread, lest someone not know who I'm talking about.
I don't trust the connection here to let me get another big post in, so last night's encounter with the famous Nok of La Bamba shall have to wait ...
I don't trust the connection here to let me get another big post in, so last night's encounter with the famous Nok of La Bamba shall have to wait ...
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 12:01 AM
As they say...hair today, gone tomorrow... 
If the fella actually is on the Forum then I'm sure he's a gent and will grant her some latitude as you didn't have prior knowledge of his intention...though it might ruin her chances of a repeat performance...
Looking forward to some good old Nok n' Roll...
If the fella actually is on the Forum then I'm sure he's a gent and will grant her some latitude as you didn't have prior knowledge of his intention...though it might ruin her chances of a repeat performance...
Looking forward to some good old Nok n' Roll...
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 04:33 AM
“Sofia is the cutest ladyboy I've seen in a long long time , I'll bet her hair smells really nice .
I want to give her lots of sniff kisses”
Soulboy 10.10.2011 (Ladyboy Venues)
Bring him in for questioning, see if he knows an LB named Cream...Hair Cream
I want to give her lots of sniff kisses”
Soulboy 10.10.2011 (Ladyboy Venues)
Bring him in for questioning, see if he knows an LB named Cream...Hair Cream
When I were a lad we had the one thing that money can't buy....poverty
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Posted 14 October 2011 - 11:57 PM
Let me rule myself out of inquires M'Lud ............
Much as I do like the fine fragrance of a shiny ladyboy mane I am not the phantom hair sniffer .
I base this evidence on the fact that to spend £4000 baht would break my heart , those that know me shall confirm this .
Am I in the clear ?
Much as I do like the fine fragrance of a shiny ladyboy mane I am not the phantom hair sniffer .
I base this evidence on the fact that to spend £4000 baht would break my heart , those that know me shall confirm this .
Am I in the clear ?
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