Posted 09 June 2011 - 02:43 AM
The Girls
While I split my time between LBs/GGs about 70/30% I will only “review” the LBs. If you’ve read this far, instead skipping to the “cock/cum/top/bottom” portion of my post, I say thank you for your attention!
Nat - So What Bar
As you’ve read, you already know by now Nat (sometimes referred to as Nut) became quite special to me. Oddly, it didn’t start that way. On my second day in Pattaya, with my sea legs under me, I decided I was going to start my Viking style pillage of every LB I liked on Soi 6. I was going to start at So What and work my way down, flattening my sacred “To Do List”! I got off the Baht Bus, cock-sure and loaded for bare, heading down Soi 6/1; Ladyboy Alley!
Guess what? I never really got past So What.
As I approached So What, I saw Nat, perfect for me; big tits, big ass, big lips, big personality. I grabbed her by the hand and dragged here into the bar, much to her surprise at my aggressiveness. We had a drink, I told her I was a butterfly that was going to fuck other LBs in her bar and Soi 6. She said “fuck and forget, OK for me”. We agree to a ST upstairs and off we went for a good session. Since I liked the vibe of So What and wanted to scope out other targets, I asked Nat if she’d like to have a post session drink with me. What followed was perhaps the most fun I’ve had hanging out with anyone else in years. We hung out for 3 or 4 hours drinking, laughing, kissing. She told stories of customers, other ladyboys ( a great story of the 3 Oh’s!), growing up in Thailand. It was too much fun and we really hit it off.
My Soi 6 LB pillage quest had ended almost as quickly as it started.
A couple days later I came back, waited for her to finish rogering some customers ass, and took her for the first of several long times. These LTs turned into dates with movies, dinner, and great sex. Of course this lead to the aforementioned “feelings” and I was hooked. We spent all of Buddha Day together, going to the temple on the hill, Central Festival. After that, I lost most rational interest in butterflying around Pattaya. Even when I did drunkenly ST Tai at Pooks, she heard through the grapevine, and was cool about it, which shocked the hell out of me.
Leaving her in Pattaya when I went back to BKK was hard, but she kindly hopped on a bus and came to stay with me my last night in BKK before I hopped my plane. Can’t say enough how great this girl is.
Now as I said, the first time we got together for a ST was good. She has a very nice big firm cock that is fun to play with and she cums quite a bit with a little bit of work. I’m a top only, and she can take it good and hard, for a long time, but REALLY likes a slow sexy ride with lots of kissing and attention to her big tits! Sex got better and better with her as we spent more nights together, going way beyond GFE sex. One night we had a great mutual chuck wow session that had her cumming all over my cock, for added lube for me. Very hot!
Loves a nice long 69 (40 minutes was our lock jaw inducing record!). Great kisser with her big sexy mouth. She gets amazingly hard morning wood too. Loved waking up to stroking her, and she loved morning sex! I could probably fill a volume with all the details, but that could go on forever, so I hope you’re happy with these generalities!
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: Hangs Low, Stands High
Cums: Great Geysers
Tops: She says she's dug wells in fleshy white terrain
Bottoms: Slow Sexy Ride
Bow - Nong Bar
Remember my newb mistake of choosing a “To Do List” girl over my instincts? Well fortunately I didn’t make that mistake when I first went to Nong Bar. When I got there I saw many ex-Ezy girls there including Tata, who was on my List, but Bow really came after me. Now I didn’t recognize her to start because she is much taller than I thought she was. When I realized who she was I was curious and apprehensive because of this Topic here on the board:
(Topic from other board)
Reading this thread would lead you to believe that she is a crazy, obsessive, thieving, yaba head. So I knew I’d have to vet here well. So...
In defense of Bow: The girl I was with was sweet and looking for love. I asked her if she did drugs, and she claimed that she didn’t but that she had a rough time coming off hormones 6 or 7 months ago, so maybe this explains some other BMs thoughts on her erratic behavior. She really is still transitioning into being a woman, which is difficult enough for a girl to do, so you can imagine how hard it is for her. This is compounded by the fact that she has a nice big cock and says that most customer treat her like a big cock that just happens to be attached to a person. She knew how to tug at the heartstrings!
I found her to be a sweetheart, who came over to take care of me when I was running a fever one night. She loves when you treat her like a lady and she really is beautiful with that crooked little smile of hers. In fact the only time that she got wild was when she was horny, and thats a good thing!
Truth be told, I had no idea how big her cock was when I BF’d her. I was pleasantly surprised and we really had a lot of fun that first night. She gets hard and stays hard and can seemingly cum, a lot, on demand. I would say she was the closest thing to a Brazilian Travesti I had while in LOS (Look her up next trip Bwana!). She was insatiable, waking me up for sex in the middle of the night, always wanting more. On one of our subsequent nights she rode on top of me and unleashed a cum shower on my chest and stomach of which I’ve never seen before. When I got up and looked in the mirror it looked like a blind person had tried to apply suntan lotion on me. It was ridiculous.
She liked it slow or hard, has a great fuck face with that damned smile and never hinted at anything other than enjoying herself. Sucks cock pretty good and is really fun to suck, but be warned, she will try to ram that tool down your throat if she thinks your not trying hard enough! I’d think many BMs may never come up for air once they get started on that thing!
Any way, I hope BMs won’t be scared off by her past behavior. She has it together nicely these days and she is a real sweetheart that deserves to be treated right. And you won’t be able to resist her when she gives you that crooked smile!
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: Large Thai Steel
Cums: Like a Pulsating Lawn Sprinkler
Tops: She says it's all most customers want
Bottoms: Like a Brazilian Porn Star
Cindy - LaBamba Bar
Cindy needs no introduction here. She is pure sex, and probably the best kisser in Pattaya. I’d be willing to bet that once she gets here lips on a guy, the BF rate goes up to 90-95%! When I arrived on a hot night (made hotter by Kamagra), she cooled me down with cold cloths and really made me feel comfortable and relaxed in the bar.
I really struggled to understand her english but she was patient with me. After a couple of drinks and her wonderful incessant kisses I couldn’t hold out any longer. I had to have her. It was strange because she didn’t take me to one of the ST rooms upstairs, instead she took me to HER room, where I guess she lives, at least part time. She had all her clothes up there, stuffed animals all over her bed!
After she showered me down we went to her bed and enjoyed a nice long 69. She is nicely hung (I was on a good roll for a while in Pattaya) great set of bolt-ons and very sensuous. She told me to go gentle with her, which kind of surprised me, as she comes off as such a sex kitten. I was more than happy and fucked her real nice and slow, which she responded well too. I came inside her with her on top and me covered in stuffed animals, then she feverishly came on me. After she showered me down again, we laid in her bed and she introduced me to all her stuffed animals.
I wanted to LT her, but she said something to the effect that she had to manage the bar for the next 10 days, so it was not to be. Oh well, maybe next time.
So yet again, another BM giving Cindy the thumbs up.
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: Big hard throbber
Cums: If I don't cum first
Tops: Get's hard + Popular with BMs = Yes
Bottoms: Told me (surprisingly) she likes it gentle
Ae - Horny Bar
Again, much thanks to Backdoor Specialist for talking up this gem in the middle of Soi 6. This bar and my session with Ae made the difference of me heading back to BKK after a few short hours in Pattaya!
Ae is a sexy little girl with a cute smile and small hormone tits. She looks you straight in the eye basically every minute she is with you. You could probably shell Pooks Bar across the street and she still wouldn’t avert her gaze from you. It didn’t take long for her to convince me to go upstairs.
It was appropriate that she worked in a place called Horny Bar, because this girl had the hardest cock I felt in LOS. I suspected chemical assistance, but she said she hadn’t been BF’d in a week. I didn’t care, it was just hot feeling how hard she was. She wasn’t that big, but she had it slapping nicely on my stomach while she rode me. And she rode me hard. I was expecting her to throw one arm in the air like she was riding a steer at the rodeo! She came a couple of little pearls without touching herself, which is always a turn on for me.
She then demanded to see me cum and I think that was the only time she wasn’t looking into my eyes, when I came all over her little hormone tits!
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: As big and hard as a curved magic marker
Cums: A few little pearls
Tops: Did I mention how hard she was
Bottoms: Like she's at the rodeo
First - Stringfellows
As mentioned earlier, I met First when I was looking to knock Jen off my list, but she wasn’t there, lucky for me. First is young and from what I’ve heard, just got her bolt-ons (nice work). She is far more beautiful than the pics on the Stringfellows thread (actually I think most of the girls at SF are... time to get Bullseye in to take pics there!). I BF’d her quickly and it was off to the spacious room upstairs.
After showering, First seemed so excited she was jumping up into my arms like she had just won a game show. I’m not sure why she was so happy and jumping around naked, but I wasn’t going to complain! While she couldn’t get hard, she had a great look on her face while getting fucked, alternating between different happy smiles on each thrust. I think she’s still kind of learning the biz, but she is really a lot of fun as a ST girl. I think she’s perfect right now for guys who like then young and “innocent”, still very fresh!
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: An uncooked hot dog
Cums: No eruption
Tops: She'll need a sachet or 2
Bottoms: Every thrust is a christmas present
Jen - Stringfellows
OK, I’ll try not to be too hard on her, but she did not live up to the great LB standard set by every other LB I had in LOS. After not going with my instincts and going with the horny YoYo or the sexy Nan, I went with the top girl on my damn “To Do List”, even though I got a bad vibe (too professional maybe?) from her. Here’s my problem: After paying the BF on the way up the stairs she tells me we have to hurry because someone else needs the room. WTF? After showering alone, she reminds me again that someone else needs the room. After a 30 second BJ she puts a condom on me and tells me I have to come quick. After banging her doggie style for about 20 thrusts she starts to tell me again that someone needs the room. I pull out and try to cum as quick as I can, but then just say fuck it. Put my clothes on and leave the room, seething. Straight out the door and onto the streets. I must have looked pissed off on the way home as even the “welcome, massage” girls weren’t even saying anything to me.
Now I don’t know if it’s management who double booked the room or Jen playing game on me, but I was out all in all $2000 baht (drinks, bf, Jen). Needless to say I didn’t return to SF after that, and not sure if I will when I’m there again in Sept/Oct. Shame, cause there are another 4 or 5 girls in there I’d love to get with.
Oh - 2nd Road Beer Bar
OK, now with the shit portion of my report out of the way, lets turn to the happy accident/hidden gem part. I was going to a beer bar pretty regularly early on and hanging with the GGs, having dinner with them every night where they’d have me try all sorts of different Thai dishes. One night I was there and I notice a very nice looking LB at an adjacent beer bar with a tremendous rack. So I covertly slipped her my number and room location, telling her to meet me there in 10 minutes. I say my goodbyes to the GGs and go back to my room, only really half expecting her to show up.
5 minutes later there she is, telling me she told her people she was getting something to eat, and we had about 20 minutes. So we high tail it to my room.
When we get there she pulls up her dress and starts getting herself hard, as she thinks she is going to fuck my ass. I tell her thats a no go, she was really thick too so I could only imagine the pain she inflicts! She says great, spins around on all 4s on the bed with her ass already lubed up (don’t know when she did that, maybe while crossing 2nd Road). Since the AC hasn’t been on she works me into a sauna style sweat, giving a loud “mmmm” with every thrust. I pulled out and came all over her 2 week old tits (as she told me later). She takes a quick whores shower, grabs 2 bananas off my fridge (so she really didn’t have to spend any baht on food) I give her 500 baht and she’s out the door.
Every time I went by the beer bar she would look across the bars at me and give me this great knowing smile. We repeated this almost exact same scenario again about a week later, but this time we took 5 minutes out to talk, exchanging names and talk about her new tits that she would conveniently massage at the beer bar!
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: Coke Bottle thick
Cums: Don’t know
Tops: Probably but it’s gonna hurt
Bottoms: Mmmmmm, yes
Tai - Pooks Bar
(Quick note: I should have read the posts about Pooks being a pre-pay joint now before BFing here. (A semi newb mistake) I was caught with my pants down, so to speak, and was not too happy about this.)
I met Tai as I was having cocktails with May the bartender at Pooks, while waiting for Nat to finish with a customer at So What. Tai probably had the best skin of any LB in Pattaya, smooth, no scars. While I was trying to be “faithful” to Nat at this point, I was just drunk enough to not be able to say no to Tai. So we headed upstairs for some fun.
Tai is very passive, and a little bit shy as I came to find out. She had a little trouble with some serious pounding, but made up for it well with her mouth. I eventually came while fucking her nice rack with her perfect skin. She wasn’t too happy with the cum in her hair, but I figured since I has prepaid, anything went.
(Quick note 2: The LBNet on Soi 6 works fast! I was barely finished washing off my cock with Tai before Nat caught wind of my actions down the street. She was cool about it, but I think she wanted me to know I can’t touch another LB on Soi 6 without her knowing!)
Perv Facts:
Cock Size: 2 soft fingers
Cums: Don’t know
Tops: Wouldn’t bet on it
Bottoms: Can’t take a pounding
??? and ??? - Obsessions
OK, now for the embarrassing shit... came here hammered, had a threesome. It’s like remembering a blurry movie, so I don’t really remember much. At least the money went to a good cause?!?