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Cocktails & Dreams 2011

Started by jimbo34 , Jan 02 2011 02:27 PM

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#3457 sev7en

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:04 AM

Bullseye, I think you may need to reassess your "girlfriend" situation.

As for the VISA to Italy, unless the Berlusconi Regime has really fallen off the rails, my guess is that Transgendered Crack Whores fall somewhere below identified Al Qaeda bomb throwers and Convicted Child Pornographers in being able to enter the country.

But then again, I might be wrong

You´d be surprised how many of those there are in Italy. Mostly from Brasil. Western europe is lightyears ahead of USA when it comes to humanright issues , abortion, gays etc.

"some see an erotic photo display, me i just hope the hot water soothed her ageing joints."
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#3458 slappy111

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:08 AM

You´d be surprised how many of those there are in Italy. Mostly from Brasil.

Fuckin' Brazilian Child Pornographers :ang3:

I don't mind you coming here
And wasting all my time
Cuz when you're standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah

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#3459 jayarr

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:27 AM

surely it would be cheaper to see Patricia if she was in Italy? :angel:

but seriously, bullseye. you're the nicest guy on here but there's plenty of great girls at cocktails like nicole

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#3460 slappy111

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:31 AM

Jimbo's gonna shit when he sees how far Off Topic we've taken this thread. :twisted:

Enjoy your trip, Buddy :fly:

I don't mind you coming here
And wasting all my time
Cuz when you're standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah

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#3461 Legend

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:33 AM

surely it would be cheaper to see Patricia if she was in Italy?

i thought that also,
one option would be to go half whacks with walter on the cost, and do a timeshare.
6 week his gaff, 6 weeks at bullys.
everybodys happy.
:tada:

"im sure if u look around u can find a sunken face under caloried 10 year vet tranny bar girl, her face might not be as uniquely sunken or her ass dents so dented but just have a look, life is full of options." - boomdraw.

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#3462 Thailand-junkie

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:43 AM

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#3463 slappy111

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 01:56 AM

Western europe is lightyears ahead of USA when it comes to humanright issues , abortion, gays etc.

So I guess we'll just sweep the Spanish Inquisition under the rug, eh 7?
Holocaust? Never happened. Just ask Ahmadinejad.

Although Belgium does make a mighty fine brew.
:cheers:

I don't mind you coming here
And wasting all my time
Cuz when you're standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind, yeah

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#3464 Surin Nix

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 05:19 AM

Hey,

Whatever your issues are......

I don't ask.

You don't tell.

Nix

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#3465 Ivor Biggun

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 11:39 AM

Since we're going so far off topic there's not much point in me publishing pics whils Jim is away so here we go. How about war films with links to C&D. I'll start with:

Apocalypse Ho- the trials and tribulations of a realtionship with Patricia

The Beerhunter- where did the upstart get to?

Jimbo's Heroes- the ladies of the bar.

Catch -22 - To Erica or not to Erica

Batman Returns- coming to a bar near you soon.

The Cold Tits Story- warm them up at your leisure.

Das Boot- Pat straps them on again.

The Dirty Dozen- have you had 12 from the bar yet?

The Ego has Landed- Nuoy and Nookie believe their own hype and go for 10 k.

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#3466 petesie

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:26 PM

Excellent stuff Ivor... :clapclap:

Where did you say you left yer camera...?

"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw

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#3467 sev7en

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:41 PM

Western europe is lightyears ahead of USA when it comes to humanright issues , abortion, gays etc.

So I guess we'll just sweep the Spanish Inquisition under the rug, eh 7?
Holocaust? Never happened. Just ask Ahmadinejad.

Although Belgium does make a mighty fine brew.

Oh, that far back in time! That´s true, but i was thinking present time though.

"some see an erotic photo display, me i just hope the hot water soothed her ageing joints."
-boomdraw