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#2941 Cont Ifar

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:16 PM

nookie is pretty fine, somebody just needs to get her out of her mid heels obsession, flats or high heels only, mids make all girls n katoeys look so dull n shitty, its my pet peeve in footwear, nook has nice legs, cute feet, nice skin tone, but always them dam mids, somebody get her some stripper heels, nook i say fook da mids.


Nookie successfully caters for a particular sector of the market, she'll be relieved to know you're not in it.

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#2942 viking675

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:18 PM

Jimbo ,

you may have started the whole gossip when you were writing about the whole Thai government situation and might comtemplate to leave LOS if things would go in certain direction ...

but glad you put things right here ... so no worries for us ...

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#2943 jimbo34

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:48 PM

Ok viking - just shows, its dangerous to have a rant sometimes!

Even though i find thais the most frustrating people to deal with, and laziest in the world, along with their absurd politics, i have no intention of leaving unless the situation became dangerous.

Hope that clears things up.

Thanks again Pentire! :ang3:

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 02:49 PM

i thought for a second i had caught tinnitus....but realised it was the sirenes from all the heart-ambulances in Alaska when AB saw the post about Jim was selling the bar :lol: :lol:

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#2945 Macman

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 05:57 PM

:funny:

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#2946 viking675

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 06:53 PM

Jimbo,

good that you cleared that mystery ... think many BM/FM's are relieved ........... :clapclap:

as we understand how important you are for creating/running together with Ning Nong one of our favourite LB places in LOS....

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#2947 thailover57

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Posted 08 August 2011 - 11:26 PM

Jimbo, we don't say it enough - your thread is absolutely THE BEST! I will be back (hopefully soon - maybe before you visit the Satan's Den - P*****a). Please continue - we love every post.
Old, cantankerous, and sorry if I piss you off - well, not really. Just enjoy!

#2948 boomdraw

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 05:07 AM

nookie is pretty fine, somebody just needs to get her out of her mid heels obsession, flats or high heels only, mids make all girls n katoeys look so dull n shitty, its my pet peeve in footwear, nook has nice legs, cute feet, nice skin tone, but always them dam mids, somebody get her some stripper heels, nook i say fook da mids.


Nookie successfully caters for a particular sector of the market, she'll be relieved to know you're not in it.

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its very obvious she does, shes kind of a dud, im sure she grabs the ol cats or fatt ones nobody wants and holds there hand alot, but the heels got to go.

#2949 Butterfly Eyes

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:05 AM

Ok viking - just shows, its dangerous to have a rant sometimes!

Even though i find thais the most frustrating people to deal with, and laziest in the world, along with their absurd politics, i have no intention of leaving unless the situation became dangerous.


Doesn't look like things are any less dangerous in merry ol' England at the moment either....so you might as well stay put for a while...
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#2950 jimbo34

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:40 AM

Pah! They're just riots ButterflyEyes - nothing like the pain i'm suffering just now.

Vlad The Impaler (aka Ming) and Drax The Destroyer (aka Face) have not long departed.

My arse feels like they rammed hot coals up it, using a telegraph pole...wrapped in barbed wire!

After a lot of fun and laughter, i had my way with them alternately, and lay back afterwards with a contented grin on my face, expecting to drift into a deep sleep.

However Vlad & Drax had other ideas .

Vlad was first, and despite the size of her WMD i managed to restrain from anything other than a low moan.
You'd have thought they would have given their victim a moment to recover. But no, as soon as Vlad withdrew, Drax was straight in there.
Vlad had to put a pillow over my face to stifle the screams. Although not quite as big as Vlad's, its the hardest piece of equipment you'll find outside a diamond mine, and she hammers away like a pneumatic drill!

After what seemed an eternity of pain, it was all over, and i could hear them cackling away together, at their victim's plight, as they exited the building.

I lay for a while in the blood, sweat, semen, and feathers from the chewed up pillow.

There's no way i could sleep after that assault, and i moved crab-like from the bedroom to this seat, carrying the other nice soft pillow to place under me while i write my report. The journey took a full 6 minutes!

I'd love my morning tea and toast, but i daren't even twitch, never mind perform a task like that!

I had thought of going to buy some ice cream, to use as a soothing balm, but the thought of going up and down 40 steps, plus a bow-legged ride to Family Mart, on a bumpy road...is just too much to comtemplate.

I even considered using the fire extinguisher, but it has a pretty hard looking nozzle. And there's no way anything "pretty hard" is going anywhere near my rectum for a while!

Don't let anybody tell you running a ladyboy bar is easy!

#2951 jimbo34

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:57 AM

Monday Night

thanks for your comments viking & thailover - much appreciated.


Welcome back dear NingNong, after a 2 month trip to Sweden, she was back in her beloved cabaret, looking healthier than i've ever seen her.

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#2952 jimbo34

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 09:01 AM

Also welcome Lily !!

Formerly of Tootsies, and latterly of Famous Bar, Lily returned to Patong and is a welcome addition to the team.

Happy to report, that despite a dismal evening in the bar, she got 4 ladydrinks, and a barfine! My thanks to the gentlemen involved in giving her a good start at C & Ds.

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