Day 8 and 9 Friday/Saturday 22/23 July 2010
I went for a mooch round in Phuket after arrival just to see the lay of the land this was around 9pm once settled into the hotel. I walked down the beachfront and up Bangla Rd ,Soi Croc was very lightly populated ,Tequilla Bar had 1 male customer and about 6 Lbs trying to get a grip of anyone walking past, the next Soi most of the bars were closed. I walked down Soi Eric again very lightly populated, I passed C&D most of the girls were just lurking, I could see 2 or 3 punters inside all pretty low key.
I decided to go for an oily and see what came up as you might say, I fought my way along 2nd rd or whatever its called past the café hawkers and massage parlours , I got to one near my hotel and saw this stunner outside one ,one of the nicest GG I have seen for a while, she says 200bht for a 1 hr massage, now I don’t like these places and prefer my room so I asked if she could come to my room for a while, she says give the massage parlour 200bht and she could leave for the night as it was now 10pm, I jumped at the chance.
I got her back to the lair and got her stripped off and she gave me a naked oily on my bed ,it felt fucking marvellous ,I squirted oil on her tits then she massaged me all over with her tits a bit like when you get a soapy it Pattaya, finished it off by shagging her daft for about 1 hr, I finally cum all over her face, sorry no pics as she wouldn’t have it. I wasn’t expecting this much from her she was great and only asked for 500bht, I enjoyed myself so much I gave her another 250 on top, as all who know me is out of character.
I have moved now to Pattaya Town as I don’t want
Bee attempting driving to Patong on her bike in the dark, it’s a long way for a moped and its bad weather. I went and had a crafty look at her through the shop window looks really feminine, we are going to Samui tomorrow morning for 4 days before I return to Pattaya, we are going by bus and ferry only 440 each, I will use the train from Surat Thani coming back ,I am tired of flying.
I am staying in a hotel called the Thavorn Grand Plaza for 700 a night ,very good for the price about the standard of PBR, must say though the staff are fucking cretins, I gets here it takes them 40 mins to find my booking as the computers in the hotel are not networked between sales and reception, I even showed them the email they sent confirming, they still thought I was trying to scam them somehow, great value but if I had been kept waiting like this in a professional hotel they would have at least give me a discount or even a free drink ,this lot just stand there say velly solly grinning like cunts.
Just waiting for
Bee to finish work then hope they don’t put up a performance when she gets here, anyway not much to say today as I have spent all afternoon talking to JCS,Billy69,Ringspin on the net. I will probably post this hopefully before the internet goes down
Days 11 & 12 24th/25th July
Decided to take the bus /Ferry from Phuket to Samui 440bht all in ,not to bad considering, the bus was a bit slow due to it keep stopping, to this day I don’t know why it kept stopping as all the fucking seats were full ,Thai logic I suppose, but apart from that a reasonably pleasant journey. Get to Donsak Pier nr Surat Thani ,just in time or would have had to wait another 2hrs,I really didn’t fancy crossing in the dark with the sailing history of clapped out 5th hand ferry boats in SE Asia. The trip was smooth and uneventful, sat in an airplane type seat and the journey was over with in around 75mins.
Arrived Nathon Pier in Samui now for the fun to start with the rip off cunt taxis and touts, now I have been here 4 times but only by air but have a good idea where the hotel is located, I estimate around 22kms up near
Big Buddha , I ask a taxi chap how much he says 800bht, so as you can all imagine he got told to go fuck himself, I then gets clever and sends the bird to ask the same guy he tells her 400bht, now this isn’t to bad considering that he will take us direct to hotel, the Bongo Van wants 100 each and be squeezed in with loads of bodies travelling at about 20kms an hour ,stop start all the way. She tells him ok and this taxi fellow starts it up and was quite surprised to see me get in with her, yes I thinks fuck you ,you robbing little shit ,I reckon chalk this up as 1-0 to England, he tried one last little trick ,goes to give him a thousand he claims he has only 500 in change, I tells him no problem and nipped into 7/11 buys a bottle of water and gives him the right money, cheating cunts ,I hate taxi drivers the world over 2-0 to England today, a deserved victory in the day by day attempt to avoid being bent over and fucked by these fucking jokers.
Hotel is called Chongmoen Beach Hotel and Spa, really nice booked it for 800 a night off Asia Rooms, good staff, clean with a nice pool, gym , free Wi-Fi ,Satellite TV and right bang on a very quiet private bit of beach, breakfast is not included but its only 100bht if you want it. This part of the island is pretty quiet compared to Chaweng or Lamai but only 10mins in the Bongo Van to Chaweng Lake. Been offered a good deal on the car hire if I want it, a 4 x 4 for 900bht a day with full insurance inc CDW, might have one for 2 days Monday and Tuesday and see a bit of the island. Found a really nice small Thai restaurant across from hotel we had a nice meal inc drinks for 300bht.
Now onto the important stuff the bird,
Bee is a real nice kid 24 years old and so innocent, this bird is more feminine than most GGs , very soft skin, real girls voice, I would defy anyone to know she was an Lb without having a feel. Now she is not the most beautiful Lb you could ever meet by a long way, but on the other hand she doesn’t come across with the totally fake visage of most Lbs, not the exaggerated walk or the clown make up or the big spider fake eyelashes , I would say she should make a bit more effort but then you would probably ruin her, seems real happy to walk about holding hands or just cuddling up, she is very affectionate with no put on at all.
The 1st night she came to see me she appeared very apprehensive ,we went out to eat in a little market place in Phuket Town where she said we should go as she cant eat euro food, suited me only cost 150bht inc a drink each. We got back to the room and she disappeared into the bathroom for about 20 mins and returned wearing fucking pyjamas, I am by this time bollock naked in the pit waiting for my comeuppance, I takes it slow a good bit of snogging and feeling up, finally got the PJs off and good Christ she has a pair of shorts on underneath ,I drags the shorts off and out springs this rock hard little dick, its pretty skinny and about 4inches long , and its pissing pre cum fluid, she is so turned on , I touches it and she cums within about 10 secs, but it stays hard, she cum 4 times in an hour, she tells me she hasn’t had any for 2 years and I can believe it, now she gives me a surprisingly good blow job and when I cum she swallows the lot , laps it up like a kitten with a saucer of milk. I was going to fuck her but she wasn’t to keen as she says she has only been fucked by the previous boyfriend who is a thai and by all accounts he had a bit of a pencil dick and the Bolton beast frightened her a bit, no Probs I will do her sometime in the next few days.
We gets to Samui next day as stated previous and cutting to the chase still not fucked her and this is our 1st wake up in Samui ,Sunday morning and what a wake up ,thought the fucking roof was coming off, there is a tropical storm, she is clinging to me with a death grip ,shitting herself ,thinking Tsunami no 2 is here, it finally blew its self out around 930am ,I goes outside as we have no power to check what’s happening , there are broken Palm Trees every where, amazingly 1 hour later everything is cleaned up and open again.
I goes to get some washing done at reception ,they say bring back tomorrow afternoon ,I explain that I don’t have any clean clothes and they can now do it in a couple of hours if I pay an extra 30 bht, good enough ,lets see if it comes back today.
I go to attempt to book a train ticket with the agency across the road, fucking unbelievable they say the ticket office at train station is shut till Tuesday cause of holiday for Christ sake, but the trains are still running ,well reckon that’s 1 – 0 to the enemy today, fuck it will fly from Surit or Nakhon if need be.
Cant fucking believe it we have spent the last 3 hours on the beach ,been overcast to hell but pleasant, come back to the room and another tropical storm has sprung up, blowing like hell and pissing with rain , well balls to it a bit of bedroom gymnastics to pass the time, only problem power has gone again, shit.
Day 14 27th July
Nothing happened yesterday hence no report except for it pissing with rain all day, i spent all day in bed shagging and drinking watching TV and such nonsense.
Today is our last day in Samui ,
Bee is heading back to Phuket tomorrow by Bus and me catching the train tomorrow night back to Bangkok then on to Pattaya, not much tale of daring deed I am afraid, I am sure I will have some observations to make on the journey back, in fact I will guarantee some cunt will get it with both barrels as usual. One bit of annoying news ,the wife is trying to get me to agree to a holiday here while I am here so my last 2 weeks could get severely curtailed in the monger business, I reckon I will have to get an apartment for 2 weeks out the far end of Jomtien and then just keep snaking off, fingers crossed that she gets another bee in the bonnet about something else.
Anyway to brighten up an otherwise dull day another couple of Pics of
Bee Day 15 28th July 2010
Well fuck me I wake up real early and lo and behold its sun shining fit to crack the flags, bastard typical going to be travelling all day in it, every day this week while I have been here its pissed down.
I fire
Bee off on the bus for Phuket poor cow don’t want to go and is crying that she will miss me, I feel bad for her as I wont be seeing her again,at least I have not promised her anything just to really keep in touch, she says these past 4 days have been the best she has ever spent.
Wonders will never cease my transport turns up on time at 1130 and whips me off to Nathon Pier for the fast boat to Dongtan Pier then on to Suritthani to catch the train, had a bit of a break ,am not booked on train till 2115 but took a chance and managed to change it to 1820 which is good as it means I can catch the milk train to Pattaya in the morning at 0650, be better if I was in 1st class but only 2nd class available , I will enjoy lying there on my upper bunk farting all night stinking every cunt out, been on the hot soup so better watch not to shit myself. What a miserable fucking shower this lot are on this train, mainly European misery guts who look like they are at a wake not on their holidays.
The train arrives early in Bangkok around 0550, I decide to get a bit of breakfast and then catch the train to Pattaya, well what an experience, we left 15mins late for no apparent reason and slowly made our way through numerous shantys that are no more than a few inches from the side of the train, someone has even set up a few tables between the tracks and people are sitting eating while the train trundles past, I cant believe it took nearly 90mins to get to the area of the new airport. The train takes a torturous route all the way down to Chonburi before coming back on its self finally arriving in Pattaya at 1120 nearly 1 hr late, a trip which was good if not only for the experience and only 31bht one way as there is only 3rd class seats, no aircon just open windows and fans. I get motorbike outside station back to the presidential suite at Siam Guesthouse.
I meet up with the plumber about 3pm as he has been having his choppers sorted, I hope it hurt the fucker, bet it wont stop him drinking ,eating and fucking.
We decide to go to Labamba 1st out were we meet up with Roscoe and Dk, we are joined by a scottish lad called Chris, we sink a few and depart for Stringfellows were more is drunk before adjourning to Ezy Bar were to my surprise is a few old faces have rejoined the Welsh Wizard, straight away I notice
Oil.
Karn, Palm resplendent with Bennys tits in prominence, I reckon we should ask him to buy her some arse implants as well as its still a bit flat and a couple of others, so I decide fuck my principles about BFs I cough up and whiz
Oil back to the suite. Now I like a pair of tits which
Oil is sadly lacking except for tiny hormonal titties but by god makes up for it with her big cock. We spend a good half hour sucking and slurping before I fuck the arse off her, what a sweet little thing she is. I come all over her and she came a good amount of thick white cream, which she licked off my fingers, never paid 1000 for short time before but I must be honest she has worn me out and worth every baht.
A word of warning though I asked her how much while we were sat in the bar she says 2k for ST or 3k for LT, I explained to her nicely that I will not cough more than a grand LT, she looked a bit disappointed, chewed on that sexy bottom lip of hers, had a pout and says ok 1ooo but only because you hansum man, oh what complements, anyway I was glad to pay her to go as I am absolutely shattered after yesterdays trip.
31 july 2010 day 18
Woke up late about 3pm, had one or 2 too many last night, so I had a quick shower and out for a feed before hitting the bricks to find a decent wifi connection that was free as this one in the lodgings is still playing silly cunts, its fixed now temporarily I suspect, was a bit pissed off at paying 1 bht a minute but the only advantage was it was by wire so it was really quick at the internet shop on beach Rd next to Siam Bayview as the one at Ice Inn at the end of the soi wont let you go on adult sites.
I decided to head out and have a drink around 9pm after changing some money (50.19)= 1 GBP for TC which was quite pleasing after getting as low as 44.50 over the last months.
I had a dringk in a bar called Statdt Marburg on 2nd Rd as
Ploy the one of the large appendage allegedly works there, no luck wasnt there but will try again soon, I next went to the new ladyboy bar above Pattaya Beer Garden, nice and modern ,clean but the birds to be honest leave a bit to be desired, a mix of skinny femboy types and a couple of old boilers, had 1 and fucked off, 95bht for a beer ,dont think so and hassling you for drinks and a tip all the time.
I head off up Walking St with my head up my arse a bit and forget to walk on the opposite side to England Bar, fuck me Jenny grabs me, starts the old were u been, me miss you for so long, your phone no work, yes I think I changed my number cause you cunts dont leave me be, fucking sick of the phone ringing between 2 and 3 in the morning. I made my excuses and fucks off and has 1 in
Linda bar, the same old faces as usual. I ends up at Ezy around 1030 where I stay until 245, apart from a fleeting visit from the plumber who seems to be loved up permenantly with
Sindy and a couple of others who came and went I was largely on my own with the whole stable, my balls have never had such a pummelling, couldnt even piss in peace, every time I went to the bog one of them was behind me , wanting to hold my dick for me, its fucking hard pissing when you have a hard on , so sorry Karl if your walls got pissed on but blame your birds not me, I got my dick sucked in the shitter three times once by Lily , then by Gift and again by
Bell.
At around 2am I succumbed to the ministrations of Lily and ended up dragging her up the steps, give her her due she is fucking keen, no prelims or pretence of anything ,we were naked within 10 secs ,down ,dirty and unshowered, just got at it.
Well Lily has some cock on her a good fat 6 inch plus that is rock hard and dont go slack , we licked and sucked for a good 10 mins were to be honest we had to slow down or it would have been all over there and then. I fucked her in every position I could, she rode on top, a race that would have made Lester Piggott proud, hands and knees, ankles round neck, I even turned her upside down with her head pointing to the floor with me standing up like you see on some porn films, by this time its to much and I give her a good squirting all over her face and tits, I finally allow her to cum and it comes out so hard it hits the wall in thick creamy globs.
Lily will take it hard core or soft and is really athletic, another shot there before I go home, I reckon back to the hotel tho this time for a triple header with someone else as she tells me she will fuck a gg or another lb no problem.
I gets finished up and makes my excuses and fucks off, I am no sooner out of the bar and my phone goes ,its Mo, she says I want see you, you are at Walking St and have been in Ezy fucking, I asked where she is, as I am getting paranoid now, she says she is finished work and outside my hotel, how long will I be, I tells her I am going drinking somewhere but she is insistant so what can I do, I go back to the hotel and have to give her a turn sore cock and all, well she was disapointed this morning as I didnt pay her, maybe she will take the hint, if they want to impose themselves on me then I aint paying them.
I ask Mo how she know I am in Ezy, she says one of the birds in there rang her and told her, talk about jungle fucking drums, anyway I thought maybe this might bin Mo for good but no such luck she is still sending me text message wanting to meet again after work if she has no customer cause she lubs me, for fuck sake.
Anyway the plumber has done a moonlight ,the old bird at the lodging is put out asking me where the bald cunt has gone, as though I am his keeper.
Come on JCS get here, I have no wingman at the moment with the plumber being loved up.
I get back after my afternoon of Photographic brilliance , fully fuelled with pie and chips plus beer, ready for a shower then take on the world, well at least the ladyboys of whatever Soi I stumble down later. I am just showered and changed 1st phone of the night, its Mo from Pooks wanting me to come and see her as she miss me and lub me a lot, well business must be slack if she is after me.I promise to nip down and have 1 with her if not just for appearances sake for her as she is super sexy and its not a real chore to have her playing with my cock for a bit.
I jump on the Bongo Van down to Soi 6, its amazing not 1 bird in Pooks comes near me except
Balloon who is Mo's room mate to say for me to sit she get her, within 60 seconds I feel a hand down my jeans and Mo has appeared like a fucking Genie from Aladin, I reckon it might not be a good idea to fuck anything else out there this trip or I might be in bother, seems Mo has branded me as hers, ah well it could be worse ,it could be that ugly cunt with the hair lip who Bickle say he will fuck out of spite.It seems strange a couple of the birds who were at Ezy the night before are back at Pooks ,Palm and another skinny bird, fuck knows whats going on but it seems the August transfer window is open.
I have 1 drink with Mo and arrange for a meeting when the bar shuts, give her 200bht on the sly for her motorbike taxi and some food, this is an arrangement which seems to work well with her as its as much as she would get from 4 lady drinks, anyway a quick tongue down the throat and a squeeze of the nuts and I am off to Pooks Swan for a look. I get there again very few punters all the birds are looking bored, 1 bloke buggers off short time with Tok,who for some reason looks at me guilty like ,shrugs her shoulders, a big smile and buggers off, now I like Tok always have done ,she is great company and not annoying in the least so lets hope she got paid well for her efforts.
I had only one drink and decided to go and see Karl up at Ezy to pass a couple of hours till Mo rings me, there are one or 2 people in Karl sitting looking like he had been gazumped for a new sheep farm, there are a couple of punters in who disapear pretty quick,the girls are all lounging about looking pretty lethargic, there is obviously something afoot which I find out of Karl,that I will leave him to explain in his thread if he wishes as I am not sure its my place to go into it,but I expect tonight there will be a different atmosphere and not a few changes. on another note it was nice to meet Mr Dickson Cox at last, we had a good chat propping up Karls bar ,anyway not much happening ,get my nuts felt by
Oil,
Bell and another one but resist the temptation as its Kebab time, off to my favourite establishment
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