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, Sep 12 2010 11:50 AM
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#301
Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:02 AM
A little old but I still find it funny.....
HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
#302
Posted 02 May 2012 - 04:27 AM
Some interesting signs...
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#303
Posted 03 May 2012 - 05:31 AM
For years i thought the wife had tourettes
but apparently i am a c*nt and she really does want me to f*ck off
but apparently i am a c*nt and she really does want me to f*ck off
When I were a lad we had the one thing that money can't buy....poverty
#304
Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:20 PM
Irish Petrol Station
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again Paddy asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week.'
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again Paddy asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week.'
A ladyboy is a kind of creature...that makes a txt saying...dont you trust me...and send it to 20 people...
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