well here i go, hope you like:
The girl in that Mikado advert where she photocopies herself up her skirt has nothing to worry about. If it's anything like the Japanese pussy I've seen on the internet it'll be pixelated anyway...
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 11:50 AM
i hope it will be ok to start this up again
well here i go, hope you like:
The girl in that Mikado advert where she photocopies herself up her skirt has nothing to worry about. If it's anything like the Japanese pussy I've seen on the internet it'll be pixelated anyway...
well here i go, hope you like:
The girl in that Mikado advert where she photocopies herself up her skirt has nothing to worry about. If it's anything like the Japanese pussy I've seen on the internet it'll be pixelated anyway...
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 11:56 AM
Anyone one watching Match of the day, Arsenal vs Bolton? Poor goal keeper, conceding 4 is a shame but have you seen the thing on his head?
Dan Brown has written a new book called 'The West Ham Code', Robert Langdon wasn't needed, according to Brown, his nan could unlock that defence.
Dear gadget show;
lets get to the point, which computer is the best for porn.
your sincerely every man in the world.
hope you like???
Dan Brown has written a new book called 'The West Ham Code', Robert Langdon wasn't needed, according to Brown, his nan could unlock that defence.
Dear gadget show;
lets get to the point, which computer is the best for porn.
your sincerely every man in the world.
hope you like???
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 12:10 PM
I like West Ham....
Girls are great, but you can't beat the real thing.
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Posted 12 September 2010 - 03:21 PM
i thought their name was west ham 0 ;-)
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 01:02 PM
Probably - they have fallen a long way from their past glories.
An Indonesian, a Thai, and a ladyboy were traveling in a railway carriage.
The Indonesian, keen to impress the other two, took out a huge bundle of cash, and began peeling off notes, and dropping them out the window.
"There's so much corruption in Indonesia - people keep showering money on me just so they can keep on living - we think nothing of money in Indonesia - we have so much of it".
The Thai sat silent for a few minutes.
Sighing, he put his arm around the ladyboy, picked her up, and threw her out the window.
An Indonesian, a Thai, and a ladyboy were traveling in a railway carriage.
The Indonesian, keen to impress the other two, took out a huge bundle of cash, and began peeling off notes, and dropping them out the window.
"There's so much corruption in Indonesia - people keep showering money on me just so they can keep on living - we think nothing of money in Indonesia - we have so much of it".
The Thai sat silent for a few minutes.
Sighing, he put his arm around the ladyboy, picked her up, and threw her out the window.
Girls are great, but you can't beat the real thing.
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Posted 13 September 2010 - 05:50 PM
good one, she must have been a minger 
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 04:39 AM
not on this siteI don't know if I ever told you this, but my SISTER Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.
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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:56 PM
"When I were a lad, me mother would send me down t'corner shop wi' a shilling, and I'd come back wi' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a turkey, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs.
Yer can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras."
Yer can't do that now. Too many bloody security cameras."
"My advice is just thank the god that doesnt exist for the rib he didnt take to create the women thats not a women that he didnt make for the naturaly uncut cock n enjoy it, they sure are fun." - Boomdraw
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:37 AM
How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
They tell you.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:42 AM
How do you know your newspaper is upside down?
Liverpool are 3rd in the league.
Liverpool are 3rd in the league.
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 12:47 AM
Was there a need for the other half of the countdown clock?
i know they are poor, but the best i can do
i know they are poor, but the best i can do
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