all i know is if i was a rich chimp with a gimp id feel like a pimp handing some sweet young thing 30 usd just to get yard animal'd,
Nice alliteration there Boom. And a new verb to go with it - to yard animal...

I wonder how that gets conjugated? And will it make the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary? I doubt it.
but im no blonde 19 year old surfer with blue eyes and i begrudge no albino who is most asian girls wet dreams, i dont think most of us realize how ageist the culture is and how deviant some of the ladies really are, them young boys are in demand!! just what puts off the rest of the globe as generic n average makes thais creame in there grenj jai panties.
Not many of us here on the forum are the archetype surfer dude... good luck to them that are...
But you make a valid point about albinos being their preference. I have always maintained that the desired skin colour for a Hi-So Thai lady is translucent. You only need watch the plethora of ads on Thai television for skin whitening products to know they regard pale skin as the ideal.
I'm sure vitamin D deficiency is endemic in LOS. Among all Hi-So's living in Asia for that matter, better to die from that than to be thought of as Lo-So.