Day 8
I learned a valuable lesson today - but more on that later.
I forced myself out of bed at 12 noon - baring in mind
Natty only left at 5.30, I knew that the following evening would be at a much slower pace, not ideal when Jimbo was due to arrive today. Decided I would head out to the Embroidery shop recommended by Pentire for making T-Shirts, to enquire about making my "FatboyUK" shirt. Turned out, was too expensive, so then met Steve for Breakfast/Lunch. Parada was sleeping, so we ate, then wandered around some hotels looking at rooms for potential future trips. Checked out Areca Lodge, and although not a good enough standard for me on my holidays, was certainly a good enough base to just sleep. Then checked out a standard room of the Pattaya Bay Resort, and agree that for 999 baht, it is certainly a nice place, with friendly staff, nice roof pool, and modern furnishings. Not sure about the room with a double bed and a single, but will consider it for future trips if my discount next door at the Mercure isn't available. Had a cuppa tea in my room, and then headed over to Pooks Swan around 4.30pm.
Got really friendly with the Mamasan again, who was doing her best to get us to take her out for the night, but sorry love, you aren't what I'm here for. Looked out for
Natty, and thought I saw her but turns out it was a similar looking LB called Note. I was interested in Note's similar petite body, short tight denim jeans, and big smile, but then my attention turned to Gor again. The red dress from 2 days ago had gone, and was replaced by a nice gold number, but thankfully her tits were still almost falling out. She acknowledged me with a cute little smile, and I knew that I would try and get back there to see her. I also noticed that the staff register was behind me, and I noticed one was called
Anny. I said to Stevie "Wouldn't it be funny if it was her" pointing out the cute, big hair girl sat in the corner. When she began dancing, I asked Mamasan "What her Name?", "
Anny" to which S, P, and myself simultaneously burst out laughing. Can't get away from her can I?!? I left via a quick polite peck on the back of Gor's hand, and went back to my room to shower and try and catch up on my trip report.
Didn't make much progress because there is alot to keep up with, so soon was heading for La Bamba again, where S&P were already settling in. Already had a SMS from May, enquiring if I was in attendance tonight, and she pounced on me as soon as I got to the door. Very quickly realised what it was about her that made me go short time - the 6 inch heels, short black hot pants, with exposed G-String and long legs. Did my best to resist, and was thankful when a fellow previous customer came in and she pounced on him instead. Met with Rosco, and Jimbo and BB soon arrived. Re-acquainted ourselves, and I tried my best to get Parada involved a little, but was very tricky. She said she was happy, but I'm sure she must be bored shitless. We headed then to Stringfellows, which was quite quiet, but just as good fun as the previous visit. Within a few minutes, cocks were out, LB's were climbing over my table, and thrusting boobs in my face. Got chatting to a Susie (Later "Susie Salami" I found out) who was more then happy, for a lady drink and a tip, for me to wank her rock hard, ever so thick cock, and bite her nipples. Could of been interested - more so to see if I could accommodate her more then anything, but her voice was enough to keep it at playful banter. Hard to explain how it sounds, but all who have met her will relate to where I'm coming from.
The lesson starts here..........
We headed back to Pooks Swan via a quick stop at the Blue Rooms just a few doors down. Gor was now dancing, so quickly left Blue Rooms and immediately asked her to come sit with me and have a drink. We got chatting for a little, and her cute smile, and sparkling eyes were enough for me to get straight down to it, agree a price, and pay bar fine. I wanted Gor Long Time tonight, as I was planning at this stage to call it a night and really just wanted to have my wicked way with her, but then also relax too. The majority of my holiday to date has been Short times of which I am now liking, but tonight just fancied cuddling up with someone under the covers. But the other guys were now heading to Soi7/8 for a look, so I asked her if she wanted to come around with us for a few more drinks.She did, and we ended up in Blue Dragon Bar after bumping into Billy69, but the heavens then opened. After the first downpour, I decided enough was enough, so motorbike taxi-ed back to my hotel. My hotel like most, have a very strict I.D policy, of which your guest must have it, and be over the age of 18. I asked Gor to show hers to which I was called over to the desk and told "Cannot let in Mister". I thought shit, she is under 18, so asked Gor again "You said you 21?", but the desk clerk butted in and said "Mister - this not her I.D". "Where your I.D Gor? Why you not have?" I asked, "It with Police" was the reply. I thanked the desk clerk, and Gor and I sat in the lobby. It turns out she was caught by the Police for not wearing a helmet on a scooter, and was trying to use a sisters I.D from the bar. I was really annoyed. I had picked her up quite early for me, had an nice evening, and was looking forward to her staying over. Time was getting on, and the weather put a real dampener on trying to go out and pick up another girl at this stage of the evening, and re-build the small amount of rapport I try and get with all my guests. She tried to persuade me to rent a room back at Pooks Swan, but after inspecting them earlier for research purposes, and deciding the rooms were not even fit enough for my dog to stay in, I told her that I wanted to spend time with her in my room. After getting her number, her promising to get her I.D back the next day, and me telling her that I am upset a little, but still want to stay with her, we went back to Pooks. After talking with S,P & J, they think it was that she just hadn't paid the fine yet. Turns out the fine is apparently 300 baht, which luckily is what I gave her for her time, so the UK way of thinking would be she uses that 300 baht today, in order to secure a long time tomorrow - but hey, we are dealing with Thai's here. I had one more drink back at the bar, and allowed Gor to sit with me all be it without a drink. She asked me if I wanted to take another girl (on quick inspection -
Natty was back but looked preoccupied eating with friends), and whether I was upset with her. I was, as she knew full well that an I.D check, which happens alot, would of busted her, and I'm surprised she didn't push me taking her upstairs short time, rather then accepting long time away from bar. I was thinking about my 500 baht bar fine and whether I would see it back, but as Mamasan wasn't there, and me wanting to still go with Gor in the future, I let it slide. I wasn't sure if Gor would get in major trouble if I brought it to Mama's attention, but i firmly believe Mama should know already of this situation, at get it resolved quickly so she could work without restrictions. If I do end up going with her, she better take care of me that's for sure.
Went home via New Orn Bar with Jim, and was felt up big time by 2 LB's who's names I cant even remember, but one of which looked like May from La Bamba. Got her cock out and let me wank it a little, but I wasn't in the mood now, despite it looking very inviting. Slipped them both a small tip for their efforts, and went home alone.
So the moral of this story, is make sure she
a) is a ladyboy,
b) is 18 years old or older, and
c) HAS HER FUCKING OWN I.D !!!
If it fails to inflate....blow into this tube.