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[bigmick22]

so, am I the only one who finds it very amusing?


You all seem to be taking a bit of fun very seriously and personally

[Ladyboy Legend]

Yo yo chill out, bruh.
All yall bitch niggas talkin that shit need to refrence what i said earlier.
If you dont like what im sayin, keep it movin.
KEEP IT MOVIN
real niggas like me aint got the time nor the patience for such silliness and tomfoolery, ya feel me?

well if ya let me get back to my TR, thank you very much.
So there i was, lost like a white boy in the hood during murkin season.
I reached in my pocket pulled out my phone called up my nigga Ray J who be livin in Pattaya.
"what up nigga, whats good?"
"I'm lost like a mothafucka bruh. Where you stay at?"
"You in Pattaya my nigga?"
"Yezzir, tryinna find this Capin outrageous, mothafucka"
"shittttttt my nigga, i know where dat hoe at."
"Hell yeah mayne, come get me!"

I gave Ray J my coordinates from my gps system on my iphone.
After a good 30 minutes of waiting he picked me up, and we was off to see the Captain.
"yo, Ray J. where this nigga be lurkin?"
"Mayne his crib up in Jomtein my nigga, he caked up"
"oh forreal?"
"Yeah this mothafucka stay stackin his baht, real talk"
"real talk? the porn game treatin him real good?"
"nah mayne, he payin off the mafia& the cops, bruh. He makes most his cheese from the pimp game. You see, Hur in T-town production of porno is illegal, so its done on the hush-hush, ya feel me?"
"WHAT! this nigga a pimp? WOOOOO-WEEEEE"
"yeah bruh, but play it cool when we get thur. This nigga was locked up in the pen, spent a few years in solitary, so he paranoid, real talk my nigga"
"real talk, real talk"

Part 4 comin real soon, ya dig?
get with it or get lost.

[mike3369]

FUCK OFF

[Legend]

you gave yourself away now mate.

[sev7en]

so, am I the only one who finds it very amusing?


You all seem to be taking a bit of fun very seriously and personally

Probably. Whats funny about a moroccan nerd trying to be gangsta?
We have tons of those in the projects here..

[Ladyboy Legend]

Okay dirtymack, for that imma blow this motha up with details. imma let yall in on every detail of my Trip. Get with it.

Me bein as wise and as intellectual as i is, i qoute myself when i say yall old niggas gon die soon, and us young strong bucks will prevail. I am the voice of a new generation of ladydude lovers. Natural selection, hoe. survival of the fittest, boy-boy. Real talk.

Back to my TR. Undoubtedly the best & daRealist TR you'll ever read, cuz i keep it real.
Well before i go on, I'll give you a lil insight into my relationship with Ray J. Ray is actually the reason I am here in T-town. He was thur the day i saw Mint online. As a matter of fact this was the nigga that clicked on the link!

*clouds form out of nowhere and flashback starts*

So there we was, straight chillin at my crib.
No homo, but we was watchin some skin flicks on "onion booty" together, he clicked on a link that said somethin like "Sexy castrated Katoey whore takes cock up that ass"
NICE.
we watched it, we was gettin off, then BAM! Dude in the video flipped her onto her back and exposed her small male genitals."
Silence filled the room as we both sat in awe that we just witnessed eachother and somewhat partook in a homo-erotic act.
We both felt this sense of shame that we was gettin off to a man bonin a man.
Ray turned to me and said, "my niggaI known you all my life, since we was young bucks, No homo, but you know me betta than anyone, you know i aint a homo thug nigga, right?"

"c'mon bruh, we just u know as well as i do that we was feelin that. maybe we is gay? nah, cant be, i neva been attracted to no man. But she was a man. nigga, im confused."

"Dont say that my nigga. We aint no homos. Dude looked like a lady. It was a ladydude (thus the word was coined), and that aint gay."

"yeah mayne, that makes sense. Real talk, we can break thse ladydudes off, and not be gay! cuz they looks like ladies. Mayne real talk, you might be the next Aristotle."

Then it was settled, we were officially ladydudesexuals, we realized at this moment that it was not our mission, rather or purpose in life to break these boys off (no homo). The only problem, is that we we're broke. Ray managed to make money months before me, on account of the fact he robbed a few gas stations and fled the country. Respect.

Just a brief insight before i get to part 4 of my TR.
get with it.

[mike3369]

ban yhis prick and if i see you in los your ass is grass , Dirty Mac lol , damn i need a place tonight to rest my fist and i have alot of time on my hands may have to come find YOU

[Ladyboy Legend]

haters want me gone. When niggas start hatin, thats when you know ur doin somethin right. Tell me why i got the hottest thread on this bitch, bruh? Cuz I keep it real. i bring it to ya RAW, no bullshit, pure real talk to the 1st degree. Thats why I'm a legend, a ladyboy legend. These stories im tellin right now, are the very same stories that future ladydude lovers will pass on to generations to come. I am the begining of a new era, i am the voice of a new era, I strive to make Ladydude lovin as cool as hip-hop, as cool as P. Diddy, mothafucka. That is the future, no, I am the future.
Get with it.

$- Part #4 -$

After a few hours of driving, the sun was starting to set, and we was only about 3/4 of the way to Jomtein. We stopped in East pattaya and got a room east Sea Resort, niggas like us need comfort. we went out for some food got our grub on, and let me tell you boy, these hoes was on us like white on rice! Me and my nigga Ray are the definition of fresh, look it up in the dictionary sometime, hoe. This sexy little thing came up to our table talkin bout, we can get it. I said "grl you aint strokin my ego, i know i can get it. I'll get any hoe i want."

We left, we hit up a few bars, ya know. We was really lookin for them ladydude bars. We asked a random Thai man, "nigga, where them ladyboys is? them katoey." he said some random jibberish, that thai jargon that niggas like me dont understand, and walked us to this bar. We went in, immediately, hoes was all on us. we sat down, got the VIP treatment, hoes was buyin us drinks.

From across the room, i spy some old ass nigga (he was white) mean muggin me and ray j. Like this nigga got a problem with us. I aint eva been one for confrontation, but i stood up, brushed my shoulders off, casually strolled up to this nigga, in my head i said "c'mon Legend, handle this situation like a true gentleman". I sat down next to him looked him in the eyes, and said "what the fuck you lookin at?"
he shook, and replied, "i spent good money to come to Thailand, and for what? to be cock blocked?"
I said, "nigga i can't help that im sexy, and oh so fresh. I suggest you go get them street walkin hoes, cuz i aint leavin."
before he could get 2 words out, i yelled, "I said leave, fuck nigga!"
and he left. I handled that like a true gentleman. A hood gentlemen, ya dig?

We spied a fine bitch, from across the room. Blew all these other hoes off. went up to her, spit a lil game. Ray snapped a pic.
We took this sexy ladydude back to our hotel, aint no walk of shame. aint no shame in my game. Let me tell ya, me and Ray tag teamed that ass like somethin fierce.
next mornin, same old story.
farang usually fat old tranny chansin niggas
and we get for free.
Still aint paid a dime.

On teh road again!
a few hours later we finally reached Jomtein.
We drove near the beach and saw a tight ass crib, big ass anything i eva seen.
"damn jhoe, when u said this nigga was caked, you wasnt lyin!"
we parked our car, got out and the sun was blazin.
within secounds my shirt was stickin to my back. Damn this humidity, make it hard for a nigga to keep fresh.
We walked up to his door, and this nigga had cameras & shit at his door. Before we even knoked we heard on teh intercom, "what the fuck you want?"

And our adventure began...

Part 5 coming soon.
get with it.

and to that nigga breezy. You is the troll king.
cuz i am you :?
boredom caused this thread.

[Ladyboy Legend]

jiggaboo

[Legend]

you need to get out more .

[Ladyboy Legend]

you need to get out more .

im out plenty.
Its way in the AM on a weekday when i even think about doing things like this.