Comparing a beer to a ladyboy's availability is just what i would expect from a wanker...........Are u English? They do tend to not control their drinking and do tend to be a bit upside down with their viewpoints.
Which viewpoint are you talking from today ? the one thats running an escort service (great advertising :? ) or the one thats checking up on LB's on an internet forum .
Your viewpoints seem to be a bit upside down , depending on what hour of the day your posting. :?
Where are you from ? I think you said earlier anyway but thats not important but you seem to lack a sense of humour .
Phil Lander by name Phillanderer by nature.
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A Ladyboy is never early , neither is she ever late . She turns up precisely when she means to.