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#61 Automorph

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 04:07 AM

Dude Club is located on Soi Bongkot between Third Road and South Pattaya Rd. It's not far from Buffalo Bar on Third Road (maybe 10 minutes walking) if you know where Buffalo Bar is.

It's mostly a gay club, but does have a great TG/Drag show. I'm not sure of the frequency or nights of the show, and they start at around 3am.

There was a thread about this club when it first opened a couple of months ago on the forum.

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#62 mlay

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 08:18 AM

Thank's Auto !

Great report with many pictures !
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 09:33 AM

Day 13

Got up late and had some lunch while planning the evening’s agenda. It was a beautiful day to wander around and I ended up at the beach under the umbrella for a few hours with a good book.

Ronan and I decided to do an old fashioned LB pub crawl tour starting on Soi Six, as there were some bars that he had not been to. We began at So What Bar (the usual suspects were there), then Pook Bar, and Hi Boss (which was surprisingly quiet).

On to Soi Buakaho/Soi Diana area and hit Pook Swan Bar, New Orn, and then on to Soi Yamoto with Stringfellows (and saw the lovely Yo) and La Bamba (which was also very quiet). We closed the tour at Walking Street with Blue Ice, JSB, Linda Bar (and hung with a blond cutie, who’s name I cannot recall) & Ezy Bar. Between this tour, and the other nights, I think the only LB bar missed was Limmatquai in Soi Diamond.

On our way from Linda Bar to Ezy Bar, as we walked past JSB, we were spotted by Jeje and a friend of hers (who were now in JSB, as they weren’t there during our earlier visit) They grabbed our arms and walked us over to Ezy.

We hung out at Ezy for a while and decided to head back to my place to party a bit more. After an hour or two, Ronan took his LB back to his place, while Jeje stayed with me for the night. If anyone has any Friday the 13th superstitions, then perhaps that will be the contributing factor to what happened next!!

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#64 Phil Lander

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:48 PM

Hey Ray , did you do a turn at the Dude club too ? I think you went a bit overboard with the eyelashes. :D

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#65 Crackerjax

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 06:22 PM

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Love those two Tiffany girls that you and Ronan took out - just gorgeous! I am not into LB Cabaret AT ALL, but for beauties like that I'm going to have to take my medicine and go over there one of these nights. :evil:

Just curious - pre or post-ops?

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 10:20 PM

Auto,

Love those two Tiffany girls that you and Ronan took out - just gorgeous! I am not into LB Cabaret AT ALL, but for beauties like that I'm going to have to take my medicine and go over there one of these nights. :evil:

Just curious - pre or post-ops?


Both of the girls are "intact." Actually, I'm not sure, but believe that a Tiffany Girl must be preop and once the snip happens, she has to leave. This is what I have heard on several occasions.

Can anyone confirm this?
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#67 Automorph

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 03:14 AM

Day 14

Upon waking up, it would appear that my second encounter with Jeje, proved to be a major headache for me. Being in the sack part with her was great, the sex was quite good, however Jeje turned out to be a thief.

She cannot be trusted, so take particular care if you take her back to your room. I was a little surprised that she would try and steal from me, since I’d been with her previously and also already knew where she lived.

Just a brief description of events. We got into bed and I wear a rather large university ring (that I remove when I'm in bed with a girl, as I in the past have rolled over in the middle of the night, and whacked the poor girl in the forehead with the ring, but the ring goes right back on in the morning).

I took the ring off in bed, placed it on the cabnet/headboard directly behind me. I woke up after feeling some movement in the bed, to find Jeje dressed and moving about the room. I asked her what the hurry was and she wanted to get on her way, as she was dressed a little to provocative for "daytime" and was ready to go and off she went, and didn't even seem concerned for any baht. Strange, eh?

I went to the toilet and then to put my ring on and it was missing. I knew in an instant she had taken it, as in 25 years, I've never misplaced that ring.

The details that followed are less important, but suffice to say I did what was necessary to get my property returned.

At the end of it all, I got what she had taken returned to me, but it took a bit of effort and really put a damper on things for a little while. I wasn’t careless, nor ignorant, but she was a clever opportunist, who underestimated her customer’s will to fight back.

I have to take her off my recommendation list, and it’s only a matter of time until she’s back in the monkeyhouse. Lastly, should ANY LB steal from you, don’t hesitate to go to the police (Soi 9 station), spread a little cash around and go after them. If you know where to find the LB, and act quickly, you’ll get your stuff back. That is the end of story with Jeje.

Saturday night was like “date” night for the guys and their LB’s. Kwang & myself, Ronan & Arrth and Chris & Lek all went to dinner at the Benihana Teppanyaki Japanese restaurant in the Royal Garden complex. The food was good, but have had better Japanese food. The experience is great for a small group, as its food and entertainment all rolled into one.

From there, we were off for some bowling and/or karaoke at Blu-O at The Avenue. We opted for bowling and Kwang naturally kicked everyone’s ass. After bowling, we all went to our respective shag pads and kicked it.

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#68 aktiv-passiv

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 04:18 AM

Although nothing was stolen from me until today, I rather would avoid police. They tend to take your picture, do a video and deliver it to all local newspapers. They even provide your full name. Everything is published and Google will find it sooner or later...

But you seem to have managed this matter discreetly in Soi 9. Can you tell more about it? Might be a big help for me and other BMs.

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 04:55 AM

I have said all I'm going to say about the theft (both publicly and privately). The matter was handled without photos, video or other infringement on my private life.

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#70 Phantav

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 05:49 AM

when ever i go to pat. i'm not going to bring anything that i'm not prepared to lose/expensive. Just doesn't seem to be worth the trouble. But what do i know :lol:

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 01:59 AM

Day 15:

Kwang and I got up and just chilled in the morning. She took off around noon, and Ronan and I connected for a bite to eat and a movie (The Hulk).

With the arrival of Dirtyfinger in town, Ronan, Chris, and DF met up at Club Blu to start the evenings hunting. Club Blu was unusually quiet, so we moved on to Oasis (which was similarly quiet).

We all hopped a baht bus over to Family Bar Naklua and ran into Benben1 (who was having a time chatting up the lovely Sara) and we settled in for a few drinks while the LB’s danced and drove us wild. I cannot remember the name of the LB who was being so sexy with me, but I ended up reserving my options for later, so I passed on her. Why? So many LB’s, so little time.

Anyway, we decided to take the boys to What’s Up on Soi 15/Walking Street. What’s Up is probably my favorite GG a-go go in Patts, with hot girl on girl action. On the way, Ronan gets a call from his bud Jonas (and his GG Tik) and the group then split. Jonas, Ronan & company wanted to see the Lam Morrison Band (and I wanted to sit in with the band and play), so Chris and DF went on to What’s Up, and the rest of us went to the House of Rock.

I jammed with the Lam’s band for two sets and then went over to Ezy Bar to close out the night. We reconnected with Chris and Dirtyfinger, and Ezy Bar was a rocking. Kwang was in the house and in rare form, and Ronan actually ended up on stage, wearing Kwang’s dress (it looked almost as good on him too) and I was hangin’ with the adorable Kim.

Cin was also in the bar, looking particularly hot. Since this was Ronan’s last night in town, we were all partying pretty hard until the wee hours of the morning. I ended up going home with Kwang, but made a mental note to revisit Kim another evening.

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Posted 22 July 2008 - 02:07 AM

Day 15 CONTINUED

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